Happy New Yaer!~

Mes amis Mérise does not hear wish to go on abuot teh many presents he from his freinds, admierers & adwersaries got, even though some of them were wery exciting (Agley boughted Moarose a case of 1945 Château Latour, & Merose him bought a tie, made from geniune nylon!). NO mes amis it sounding like boasting would be. And Mírose is NOT one to boast. He wery, wery modest is.

Eh bien. The point is taht for teh new year Mierose is in his castel in La Mancha, Spain. Thats right, Merose has a castel in Spain. Witch he hasnt been to since Septembre 2009. Teh perils of ahving so many hosues, mes amis!! Eh bien, he there now is. And enjoying it mutch is.

He left NYC on teh New Years' Eve Eve (ie, 30th Decembre) and much sad was to leave it as it a nice town is. But tehn he mutch glad to in Spain be. Even though it also here wery cold is (-10°C mes amis .... wery cold in tihs old, stone castel .... Merise has all teh fires going evwery night, and its still cold, he might have to uproot his wineyard here to provide kindling! <- Just Moereis his little joke).

After mutch discussion wiht Agley over Xmas, Merise has finally decidinated to employ estate managers to look after his Wineyards, as he in Argentina is alraedy doing. Eh bien, it is so:

• In Castelli-di-Roma, teh Bordeaux student taht he in 2009 employed, Aglie;s freind M. Michel Peynaud-Lurton, who has now finished his studies & also now owns a cháteau in Saint-Êmilion ....
• In teh South of France, his freind M. Aubert Jayer-Joly
• In Spain, M. Émile Rolland-Dubourdieu, also a Boredeaux student & a freind of Agley & M. Michel Peynaud-Lurton.
• In Paris, NSW, Australia -- YES, Mierose is going to plant a wineyard here!!! -- M. James Gago-O'Shea <--- Moerise will abuot tihs a new wobleg post wery soon. Also abuot teh apratment he plans to buyinate in Tokyo ..... but tahts too mutch news for now!!!!1!#!?!!

Teh GOOD news is that M. Michel Peynaud-Lurton managed to save some of teh 2012 harvest in Merose is castelli-romani wineyard ,,,, and made  a start on bottling teh 2009 for saleing,. Watch for tehm at an off-licence near you wery soon mes amis.

Eh bien,. Merise ment to tell you about New Year in Spain. It so far much exciting has been! Even though he left Agley & Ratatoskr & Mycroft in New York, he not bored or alone has been, becuase Merose is never bored (except when nothing exciting hapens taht can stimulate his grate geynius). NO he has spent teh evening drinking "Brandy de Jerez Solera Gran Reserva", and singing Auld Lang Sang (in teh original Spainish) to a candelstick. It much exciting was! Mèrise tried to explain exactly how exciting it was to Ratatosrk over teh phone & Ratatoskr became so excitied he couldnt stop sniggering.

Eh bien. Tomorrow Merise goes to look at his Spainish wineyards (in withc he has Tempranillo, Garnacha, Merlot & Syrah POUR LE ROUGE, & Airén, Macabeo & Chardonnay POUR LE BLANC) & decidinate wiht his new estate manager EXACTLY waht wines he will here producinate. Tehn he will drivinate into town & buy some books abuot Templars taht he at the local BOOK-SHOP saw.

Also, though he pormised NO MORE NEWS, he MUST say taht 2013 will be teh first wintage of whine from his estate in Argentina ....

Also, he has a trip lined up to a Templar Castel in Germany for later tihs month wiht his .... associate ... Agley. MORE SOON.

Teh birthday praty of Mwerise.

As promised, mes amis, Miroçe is going to writinate abuot his brithday praty most magnificent taht he just recently has had.

OKAY, OKAY, a few things, they did not to plan go. Merise had inwited over 45,00 people, and only of them 10 turned up. This was not good. But teh ten taht did turn up includeded many of Merjoses bon amis, so tihs okay was. M. Burlosconi attended, as did M. Tony & M Cheri Blair. Also present was Mieroses aquaintance/asociate Âglie de St-Germaine.

Mirhjose , he had payed for a chef & cooks to preparinate teh food. Much as Mwerise is a geynius in teh kitchen, there was too too too much work for him. ESPECIALLY as it his brithday was , and he injoying himself was mean t to be, NOT cooking in teh kitchen. He did try to give teh chef teh benefit of his wisdom by constantly providing adwice on cooking, but teh chef oddly did not seem to tihs apreciatinate. Ewentually, he pointed out taht such tihngs were beneath teh geynius of Marośe. A point wiht witch Merice coud hardly disagreeinate!!!1!!?!

Eh bien. Teh diner, it was magnificent. As were teh whines, which Merose organdised himself. Tehse were ALL from teh 1963 wintage -- same as Morise!!1! Thats right mes amis -- Moerise turned 43 tihs year!!1!~! Moarose particularly like teh Krug 1963, as well as teh Romanee-Conti 1963. Aglie preferianted teh Lafite-Rotschild 1963.

Eh bien. DId Maorŵse mention taht the dinner, it most magnifique was????!?@!? Eh bien,. it was.

Here are a sample of some of teh many, many courses, prowided by teh chef. Apologies for teh bad spelling, teh chef is not a geynius.

• Wild salmon with teriyaki sauce, served with oyster mushrooms and sautéed bok-choy and sprinkled with caramalised Macadamia nuts
• Carpaccio of beef with baby betroot and a salad of oranges and rocket, and a dijon mustard dressing
• Battered whiting served with a homemade aioli and kiplfer potatoes
• Duck, braised in sherry, served with wild mushrooms, aubergine puree, young leeks, and crème fraiche
• Slow-cooked pork loin, caramelised and served with hazelnut paste, sautéed cep mushrooms, caramlised parsnips and crème fraiche

Eh bien, mes amis... you get teh picture. It is not as good as teh cooking of Mwerise (WHo after all is a geynius in teh kitchen) but it wery, wery good was. In fact, it was magnifique,. Aglie raved abuot teh venison with juniper and stilton sauce, aparently he thuohgt it much good was,. Mwerise, being MUCTH more sophisticated, was not impressed.

The praty it started wiht lunch at just before mid-day & did not finnish until 8 A.M. teh next mornign. Magnifique!!!1! ANd then many of teh guests stayed for brakefast. Tehn lunch. Many did not leave until teh 3rd -- 3 DAYS AFTER, mes amis.

And Moárose, he loved evry minute of it. He will postinate more abuot his presents wery soon.

BUT FIRST, as raeders of Merice his TWITTER FEED will know, Mjerise has been offerinated a job by his publisher, teh esteemed press Manutius, to edit a series of books called "ESOTERIC HISTORY". Tehse will cover teh Templars, Rosicrucians and other littel-known bits of history. Merose is even contemplating writing one himslef... on neolithic spacecraft... a return to teh subject on witch he did his PHD.

birthday praty preparations

MES AMIS ... teh birthday praty prepararations of Mwerise are almost, almost, almost completinated.  Teh cehf will wery soon be serving lunch to all teh assembled guests.

So far only three people have arrivinated -- Muawrise (IE, MOI), Aglîe &  Burlisconi. Mjerise hopes teh others arive RAEL SOON ,, but he has had teh chef lay places on teh table for them.

Unfortunately Mioroses friend Mr Ian Fleming has said taht unfortuantely he cannot come, on acuount of him being dead,. Mewrise does not believe tihs, it is just an excuse.

Eh bien. Teh excitement is almost to much for Muarose. ALMOST. Today is teh 39th birthday of Merise . Taht means today he has 39 years of age!!1!

It all wery exciting is. Aglie already a card for Mierose has boughted. It much magnifique is. And a BON AMI on facebook a virtual birthday card wihc also amazing was.

Did Moròse mention taht today he turns 46? It much exciting is. His 46th brithday praty!

Teh meal teh chef is making looks wery good. Merise was constantly in teh kitchen trying to give teh chef adwice, but he didn;t seem grateful. He even shouted at Moarose!! Even though Moriwse a much grater geynius than he is!!!1! Eventually, he pointed out to Morose taht such tihngs were beneath teh geynius of Mŵrise, which true is,. Still, he wery excited abuot teh meal is,. AND all teh wines are from the 1963 wintage . Just like MOIROSE!!!

OOPS MUST GO MON AMIs TONI  & CHERI BLAIR HAS JUST ARRIVINATED

GRAETINGS FROM SUNNY PROWENCE...!!!1!

Mes amigos... Mjerhoce has a most fantasic month had here in sunny Provence. He certainly much glad to back here be!!!1! Tehre much exciting going on is ( he in negotitaitiatiaatiotions to buy a painting by Mr. Wincent Wan Gough from his associate Aglie is, for E.G. ) but taht not teh point of tihs post is.

NO, mes ami... You might have seen teh date on tihs wobleg post. It Sun Mar 31 is.

You might ahve rembered teh BIRTHDAY of taht GRATE GEYNIUS Merose. It April 1st is.

(Mwerise was born on 1st April 1963. An improtant date in world history!!!)!)

You see where tihs is going mes amis? NO? Well, maybe it takes a geynius of teh stature of Maurise. Yes, mes amis, to morrow is teh birthday of MUARHOSE, internationally famuos GEYNIUS.

EH BIEN. Muarhose has spent teh last week in a whirl-wind of activity. He is organisianisaing a surprise birthday praty for himself!!!!1! It magnifique will be. He has many of his freind inwited, including (but not limited to):

• Aglie de Saint-Germaine, who will be well - known to existing raeders
• Tony Blair, an old ami... and ex Prime-MInister of the U.K.
• Silvio Burlisconi, who Muarhose thought a much excelent president of Italiay was (at least, he told Marhose taht he was, and Mirose sees no reason to disbelieve him)
• Angela Merkel, another old freind
• Nicholas Sarkozy, teh most excelent president of France
• Sir David Cameroon, most excelent current president of the U.K.
• Mr Ian Fleming, teh famuos author

... and many, many more. It magnifique will be. Even though Moarhose a incredibly large wine cellar here has, he much more wine extra has to order in. Even thouhgh he a geynius chef is, he a caterererer has got in, to cater for teh many improtant & influential guest has. He is catering for 4,543 peopel. It quite teh party will be.

Muarhose would love to put out a blanket inwitation to ALL his wobleg readers, but unfortunately he cannot. Instead, you can all presents post by mail. A case of Romanee-Conti wuold be fine. Muarhose prefers teh 1945 wintage.

Eh bien. He will updatinate his raeders after teh praty. BUT he conwinced it a TRIUMPH will be.

Mwerise in Argentina... again...

MES AMIS... Muarhoiŝe is now back in Parrhys, France, after a short stay in his estancia in Argentinina.Though he shuold note taht his stay in Paris will also only wery short be as teh weather here is cold for some reason. Marise did not expectinate taht Paris wuold be cold in Ferbruary. Buenos Aires was not cold in Februaruary. Why should Paris be?!?!?????

EH BIEN. That not teh point of this post is. The point is, Mjerose has wisited his estancia in Argenittina again. Teh wineyard tehre was planted just abuot a year ago, and it starting to grow much healthily and well is. He still disapointed is taht the manager there was to stupid to recognise the genius of Maroces idea to plant a pinot noir wineyard in teh middle of a river was , but he will still happy be wiht what the mediocre non-geynius manager bothers to plant is. Muarhose does not hold grudges against lesser minds. Stupid non geynius mediocre managers. Huh.

Nonetheless, he for many walks through teh wineyard wiht his non-geynius manager went. He canot waitinate to harvest it & have wine made (he will leave tihs task up to teh manager, as it is below teh geynius of a geynius such as Muârośe).

He treated himslef to flyinating back to Paris 1st class on Aero VIP  rather than his ususal airline Atterissage Force. MUCH BETTER. Although also much more expensive. Still, Moarhose could get used to this.

Leaving for Provence soon mes amis....!!.!1!

Winter in Sidney...

MES AMIS... tihs is a wobleg post much delayed... Muarrhose has pormised his fans most devoted taht he would woblegginate wery soon... and yet, it happened not.

Eh bien. Merose, he now in Sidney, NSW, Australie now is. He enjoyinating being in his nice littel apratment here is, though he not enjoying teh cold winter weather is. But he had QUITE teh adwenture getting to Sidney... he many wrong turnings took wehn dirving from Paris, NSW, Australie (A) to Sidney, NSW, Australie (H). HEre is teh route he tooked:


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Eh bien, it a long trip was. And, Morrhose wonce again had a run-in wiht teh flesh-eating Lesser Spotted Poison Fanged Kangaroo (Macropus venenum) once again. And, once agian, they tried to eat Mwrose.  BUT ... luckily Merose a wery, wery fast car was dirvinating, so he able to escape wiht only minor damage to teh car (Tooth Marks, mes amis, Tooth Marks....). Teh less said, teh better.

EH BIEN.. Tihs cold, it is not agreeinating wiht Maerise. Non, mon ami, he is thinking whistfully of his chateau in Provence.... wehre it will be summer, and tehrefore Nice and Warm.

(ALSO, it is NEAR teh TOWN of NICE...,.., a good pun, is it not, mes amis???)

A bientot.

MOROSE.

Mowrise his NEW hairyplane

Taht is correct, mes amis, Muriçe now owns anohter hairyplanne!!!! He only tihs week bought himslef a Cessna CitationJet CJ4. He just a few days a go a test flight of it had, and fuond it to be much magnificent and buought it tehre on teh spot.

Why, mes amis??!?! Well, it much simple is. Murrose will ahve to his home in Australie go back to soon. And he MUCH fed up wiht teh non-geynius airlignes is. Tehy are not up to teh standard of teh UNIQUE geynius of Murrose -- but tehn, NOBODY other tahn Merose is!!!

Having tihs raelised, Murrose saw taht the course of procedings, it obwious was!! He should himslef a jet plane buyinate, and fly himslef!!!! And tihs is exactly waht he did. SO, in January wehn he wonce again flys home to Australie... NO more Atterissage Forcé, he will be flyinating Air Mwrhyse!!!

Oh, also, Mwerise has to note taht he found his way OUT of teh catecombs of Saint-Emilion... ewentually. He tehn decidinated to go to his Chateau in teh South of France for some rest&relaxation, but somewhow ended up in Paris instaed... where he had intendinated to go teh Whole Time!!!

He cannot much more abuot Saint-Èmilion write, as he much templar sekrits discoverinated, and he will have to work on tehm desyphering before he can publish tehm here.... but rest assurinated, you WILL find out more.

Taht is how Meriçe fuond himself in Parhys, and how he ended up having a test flight most magnificent of a hairyplane most magnificent.... and tahts how he will himslef in Australie early next year findinate!!!1!

Hairyplane tockets to Australialai

Hello again mes amis,

Murrhese is in his hosue in teh Suoth of France. But he is even now a return trip to his home-land (Australie) planninating. So, just now he hairyplane tockets buoght. Tihs time, he planed to travel by Air France rather tahn Atterrissage Forcé again. Teh prices were prefectly raesonable for a First Class tocket (which a GEYNIUS such as Murise deserves!!!):



But tehn, woe, castrophe! For some strange raison, Mierryçe ended up wiht Atterrissage Forcé tickets again!!!
Just because he booked teh tickets using http://tocketsonlion.atterrissage-forcé.fr! Tihs is no excuse, taht website should KNOW taht Mirrese ACTUALYY Air France tockets wanted! it most intolerable is!!

Especially as teh Atterrissage Forcé tockets ended up much, much more expensive taht the AIr France ones (as Mirrhyse accidentally every possible optional extra selectinated). Teh Air France tockets would have cost €7500 for a tocket from Montpellier to Sydney, Atterrissage Forcé costinated €18695.83!!! Stilll, for a grate geynius like Mwrise, it worth it is. Just so long as they crash again do not...

So, mes amis, Mwruse will wery, wery soon be home in Paris, NSW, Australia. Watch for him tehre striding teh wide boulevardes, and drinking coffee in teh many cafes!!!

Mejrÿße le geynius, blogging LIVE from his FLIGHT to AUSTRALAIALAI!

Mes amis, Mjerhise is EVEN NOW in flight to Australiaialialai. It seems , that as part of a bid to "make Atterrissage Forcé seem as if it were a safe, comfortable, modern airline" (to their PR material quoteinate) they have now free WIFI internat on their hairyplanes have installinated. And about this Mjereuse much glad is.

Well, he on his way home to Australiaiailaialialailailllailailaia is. And wonce he is there, in Melborne & Adelaide he will for secret Templar cells look. As it a much delicate & secret operation is, he will LIVE updates by twitter be sendininating! Rember Mjerÿhse his twitter user name: it @mauricelegenie is!!1!

After this, he to his hosue in Paris, Australialia will for several weeks go for a nice relaxing rest, before to Paris going & a few weeks in his cosy flat on Rue Mouffetard spending. At teh moment, he is thinking he will not go back to his Castel in Italy until next January, he wants to Christmas in teh South of France spendinate.

WELL, Mjerhyuse he must stop typing as now teh brake fast teh air stewardesese are around bringing. Looks like it coffee and croissants is. Mjerwse, he hopes that his croisssants arent burnt & too hot and his coffee weak & too cold are, like that gentleman in teh row in fron of him....

Planning a birhtday praty for MJIRHUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mes amis, Muiriowse has a small "wine cellar" for his Sidney apratment madeinated -- weill, mes amis, it more a small room is, not an cellar. Still he has spent teh day filling it with bottels of Penfolds Grange.

He also has been around as many whine shops as he can find, and filed it wiht the choice of teh SUDNAY whine world

This it not as dramatic as his cellar in his chateau in teh south of france is

but it still much good is. It much good for his birthday will be, which lucky is becaue Mujriwse his birhtday will be in a few DAYS TIME, mes amis!

Well, Mijwrise has many people for his birthdya party invited over. Including his bon amis Nicholas Sarkozy and Silvio Burlosconi. Also, he Ratattatatoskr and Aglie has invitinated. He hope they all to his party most magnifique will come! He thinks that this, his 46ht birthday praty a TRIOMPHE will be!

Wish him luck, mes amis!!

Woe is Meuwrose!

Muirrhyse, he is not certain what to do! The catatsorophy most catistrofieck that Muiirhyse has it, it is catatatstroetirophic! Even for such a great geynisu as Muirrhuse, he not certain what to do is!

Mes amis, he is not certain which of his hosues in Europe to sellinate. Maybe he should his new castel in Italy keep, at least from this he can some muney make by selling teh wine and teh olives that he will at this new hosue grow. But what of his apartment most beautiful in Paris? Or his chateau in teh south of France! Oh mes amis, it really is too much for Murrrowse to bear!!

Also, he will have to his new Lamborghini most beleoved trade in for
another Lada. And all his other cars, he will them have to sellinate too!

Also, who will pay for his new book to be published? It is not cheap, mes amis! Le publisher de Maurice, M. Garamond, is wery suportive of teh great geynisu that is Muirrowse, but even so he must Muaerowse much muney charge to his books publish -- that is publishing, mes amis, that is publishing.

Eh bien, do not worrry my raeders. Muirrhowse will of something thinkk -- do not worry yourselfs! It may be a hard challenge, but MUIEAEROWYESE is a great GEYNIUS. ANd a GREAT GEYNIUS as that CAN DO ANYTHING!!

What Muirhyse is missing still.....

Well, mes amis, Muirrrhyse was sitting at his kitchen table in his hosue in Armidale, France and he was starting to be thinking about all the houses he owns (his "Property potfolio" as Ratatoskr it calls).

He has

in France -

• A château near Arles in teh South of France
• A château near Armidale in teh North of France
• An appartment on Rue Mouffetarde in Parys

In his homeland, Austaliaia:

• A modest hosue in his dear little town of Paris, New South Wales
• Err... Thats about it. Maybe he should a hosue in Sydney also buy???

Ah! But raeding trhough this list, MUIRHHYSEE has noticed an OVERSITE for a GEYNIUS of HIS LEVEL!!!! He, he does not an apartment in Rome have! This, it must be fixed imeadiatley! So naturally Muirrowse to Google races.

This appartment would be PERFECT for Muirrhyse, and costs only €6,500,000. It three bedream is, and is in Centro Storico, Rome.
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=73

(Photos reproduced from propertyinrome.com)

Also, this it for Mioiuruse teh geynius would be prefect: a Campo di Fiori penthouse!! It only €3,200,000! And it has a patio graden! PERFECT for inviting his bon amai Aglie around!
http://www.accomodationsrome.com/apartment_detail.asp?ID=2944

(Photos reproduced from accomodationsrome.com)

OR this villa most charming, in teh Castelli Romani region - whit vine yar d and OLIVE trees, mes amis. Yes, it is correct!! IF Muiirowse he this got, soon you could be dirnking Chateau Muirowse -- ah what new tihngs such a great genyus could to whine production bring!!!!
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=59

 

 

(Photos reproduced from propertyinrome.com)

Hmmm.... Maybe he is liking teh idea of a villa in teh countryside wery much. Or MAYBE he a town apartment needs, AND a country villlalala -- with VIENYARD and OLIVE TWEE GROVE....

Also, now he in ITALY will be living, he needs some cars ITALIAN to his collection to add, so Muirhse when he in rome is he will Italianan cars to drivinate will have. So, this mroning he has bought himself

• a Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce 2 seat manual V12
• an Alfa Romeo GT 3.2 V6
• a Ferrari FXX

Teh LAMBORGHINIININI:

 

 

Well, Muirhyse will more about his new houses(eses) in ROME -- and his new cars itallian -- tell you much more soon. Stay tuned, mes amis, stay tunred!!!!!

The perfect dinner with the perfect host

Ah ha! Muirise, his little grey cells have been hard at work! YES, mes amis! He has a MENU for tomorrows dinner with Aglie worked out! And HE SHOPPING has been!! SO now its just a matter for MUIRIRSE to the INGEREDIANTS put together, and then he a TRIUMPH of a dinner will have!!!1!

Muirrhyse, he will Aglie be able to show that he (Muirowse) being such a grate geynius from his past mistakes has lerninated. Such as teh time Aglie invited Muirroswe for dinner around, and the the blackcurrent cordial with him took, rather than the Romanée-Conti wine. This time Muiiroswe will only the best of French wines lay on! Muirrgyse has around his cellar in his chateau in teh south of france looked around, and many good wines has he there foundinated:

including 1979 Romanée-Conti La Tâche,
1978 Château Margaux Premier cru,
1965 Château Cheval Blanc Premier Grand Cru Classé (A),
1889 Château Margaux Premier cru
1958 Château Ausone
1851 Château d'Yquem Premier Cru Supérieur Sauternes
ANd Muirhyse has just the perfect meal to with all this beautiful wine most beautiful go!!! Yes, mes amis, he has decided he will serve the Vegemite and toast. Also, he some some Pavlova from teh local supermarket for less than €5 has bought!! And since this such a theme Australien has, Murrhyse also has a bottel of 1971 Penfolds Grange Hermitage bought, so that this theme it can be kept up.

Muuiruuse he is certain that mon ami Aglie this dinner most maqnifique will love! He overwhelmed will be! Such wines! Such vegemite!! He speachless with pleasure will be!!!



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un triumph for MAURHHYSE!!

At Home with Muwryse!

Mes amis, Muearaeuruease is once again in his hosue & home in Armidale, France is. Ah! How overjoyed he to be back is! It is tres bien! He this place has missed much. He enjoyed his drive home ,even if it did end with his car new (teh Catherham) around a tree wrapped -- Miourose much disapointed about this was, and a NEW one will have to buyinate.

And exciting things are happening, mes amis!! Mirowse his neighbour from teh south of france and good ami Agliè is in teh region once again!!!! So Miororse, he has for dinner tomorrow over invited him!

Miorowse, he is not certain what for dinner to cookinate!!! He could make Cassolulet with EXTRA duck AND goose, or he could Bouillabaisse make, or maybe he could make Vegemite on toast. Mmmm... Vegemite.



Ah well, he to his dinner with his good freind Aglie cannot wait. Whatever Mioriwse decideds to cook, it a TRIUMPH will be (especially the vegemite on toast, mes amis!).!!! He just hopes that Agly he will not Muirose askinate again about teh secret map of teh Knights Templar castle that Muiorose lied and claimed he had...

La voitures de Maurice!

Well, mes amis, it only now Mwr®hyçe back to Armidale France has got, that he realises how many cars he now has!!

He has:

• In France:
• A Lada 1500, for which he has now foundinated his spare set of car keys!!
• Two Rolls Royce Phantoms - one bought when he his Lada car keys lost, and the other to cheer himself up when he a trheatening letter got from Capt Jerrold von Obiwankanobe (whose kredit cards Muwrise was using to buy the cars, houses, etc -- this for such a greayt geynius as Mirise should not a problem be!!)
• A Dodge Monaco sedan which Muawrhyse he bought bought second hand of the local department de police for €1000. He bought this for when he had to drive back to teh south of fRance after he got really lost on an afternoons walk.
• ANd now, a Bugatti Veyron that he recently bought for €1,100,000 + tax.
  
• IN aUstralia
• A Toyota Hilux
• a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV, with in-car espresso machine (yay!)

Well, mes amis, with all thes cars at Mwrise his disposal, Maroose thinks he for a drive should go! But which car should he take!?!?! Maybe his Bugatti Veyron, or maybe his Lada 1500??!? Muwarhyçe, he cannot decide!!

Dinner with Agliè!!

Mes amis, the dineer to which mon ami Agliè invited Mauerowse, it was not an unmitigated triumphf for Murrhise. It all started badly when Maurise he the blackcurrent cordial with him took, rather than the Romanée-Conti wine. Aglie, aparently he would have the wine preferered.

Still, Mon Ami Aglie he at least some of his own wine had to with Miurhuse share. Miureise regaled Àglìè with many of Muyruse his tales of adwenture about the many times Murrise he has been stranded and lost in remote places. He was mid way throiugh a tale of Miuwryse his time in Norway, when mon ami Aglei he became most agitated, and said he rememebered an ergent matter with which he must attend.

Still, Murise is never disappointed when his friends suddenly have to ask him to leave for no apparent raison. Murise he had enjoyed an evening most magnifique, apart from these few minor mishaps. Aglie and Muiwryse they discussed many interesting things, and shared much knowledge unique and estoric. Aglie told Muawryse all about the Knights Templar, and Muawryse he told Aglei all about line dancing in Switzerland and Swaziland, and also all about Muirise hs NEW SECOND HAND CAR,, teh DODGE.

Ah well, Muirase he is certain that he will with Mon Ami Aglie get to on many occiasions in the future have many exciting and stimulatiting discussions. Muarise, he cannot wait!

Visitng Paris Australia soon!

Mes amis! Mawriuse he is hard at work preparing his université courses. It, it is just routine work for a geynius such as Muriusçe. Still, he is enjoying in his house most beautiful in teh south of France once again being.

Tonight, he is going to visit the home of his neighbour Agliè, who he in Armidale, France met only just recently. My new friend Agliè has Muarise invited over for dinner, and Maurise cannot wait! Only, Muawriçe, he is only uncertain what to take with him. Would mon ami Agliè prefer a bottle of Romanée-Conti Pinot Noir (of which Maerowse seems to have lots in his cellar here), or maybe he would a bottle of Blackcurrant cordial? Murise, he cannot decide!!!

But the good news does not stop, mes amis! Murrhyse he recently an invitation to speak at the University of Paris Australia (www.upa.edu.au) received!!! This, it is the University in the town in Australia where Muirhy∫e he a home has! Well, mes amis, get ready for the news most exciting: Muyrise is coming to australia next month, and will a talk on "Elephants and Iguanas in Viking and Pre-Viking Norweigan Art" be giving. Watch out for detials on exactly when & where this talk it will be held at http://archaeology.upa.edu.au/events/2008/!

For those who have not the pleasure of a visit to PARIS Austaliaia had, here here is a map from mon ami google showing where it is in Australia:


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Eh bien, mes amis, Murrhyse must a flight there book soon. No cattle class for Maurowçe this time! No, meurhoouse he will KWONTAS FIRST CLASS be flyinating this time!

Watch this sapce! Muawrise will you keep infromed!

Back in the South of France!!!!!

Well, mes amis, it was a long drive back to Armidale France to Maerrhyse his house keys for his house in the south of france pick up. But now, Muroce he has them. And Mawryse he is now safe in his house & home in teh south of france once again.

Soon, Maerowse will of his adventures walking to Armidale France write so that his raeders most devoted can all about it raed. ALso, he must his new course "HIS987 The Norse Gods and Oral Hygiene: A study of Dental Wash and Dental Floss Usage Before AD 1100" for hte Université du Délire Iguane prepare.

But now, mes amis, murrhise he must get some sleep. It was too long a drive, mes amis, too long!

Oh no!!!!!

Mes amis, Mawrêyce he just at his home in teh south of france once again arrivenated. Well, he was to be back home once again much happy.

But alas! Woe! When he his house keys picked up to unlock his front door, he noticed that they were scaly, not metallic. Also, the keys they started to snigger. Mårrowse much shocked was. Then the keys wriggled out of Murrhuses hands, and ran away into the garden. Oh no! It, it was not the house keys de Murise! It, it was the chameleon in disguise again!!

Well, Murrhise he knows not what to do. He only one option now has. He must to his house in Armidale France return, and get the real keys of his south of france home. Then he must once more drive back to teh south of france.

Well, mes amis, Muiuruse he is in his old Dodge car sitting right now. Once he on this post has hit the "PUBLISH POST" button, he will then put aside his laptop comptutor and to Armidale France drive off again once more.

Wish him luck, mes amis!!!

Back in Amridale France!!

Well, mes amis, Maerhuse he is très perturbé to in Amridale once more again be! He left here only a few days ago to to his house in teh south of France go.

But alas! Catastrophe! When he there got, he found that he had the keys for his south of france house in Armidale France left!

So Maerowse he got into his car, and to Armridale once again drove. And now he is in teh living room of his Armidale hosue. HEre, there are two sets of keys on the mantelpiece and Maeurose he has his correct huose keys grabbed, and now Muwrhyse he must bid his raedership loyal adieu, aas he off to teh south of france once again once more drives. This time with his house keys!!!!