High Luxury Car. Missing Tickets of the HAIRYPLANE.

Mes amis, here a photo of Muarose his TOYOTA HILUX outside his hosue in Paris Australia  is:

And here one of Marrowse down the main street of Paris Australia in his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV drivinating is:

Well, that's all the fun that Muarose he time for at the moment has. He seems to have his hairyplane tockets for his plain trip to France lost again.

He on the 2nd January back to France was planinng to flyinate, but now without his ticket this he cannot do! He must new tickets buy!! Mirrohße he most upset and agitated is. He certain he on the table by the stairs put them down only yesterday, and maybe he certain is that he there only this morning sore them, but then that now MUIRRRRHISE the full force of his geynius on this matter puts he also thinks that maybe he in his desk draw put it but allas it in neither place is though Mioruse in the desk in his litle gazebo summer house has not yet looked and maybe it in their is or maybe Mioruse in the glove box of his Porsche has it left or maybe he accidentally on it as if it scrap paper were wrote and then it away threw but alas Mirise he no longer certian is and now he much agitated is and he still cannot it find aargh maybe if he rang Ratatoskr or Aglie that they might that maybe they might know what Muairose should do but alas Muirose much agitated is and did he mention that he on the table by the stairs has checked and he certain that it there was and it not is???

Noël à Paris, de l'Australie

Mes amis, Muarise in Paris Australia for Christmas being is much enjoying it. In Armidale France the weather it is 4C, in Paris Australia the wether it is 24C. Murrise is glad about those extra 20 degrees celciuc mes amis!

Still, today Muirrhyçe for a drive in his HILUX went. He was around the highways and bighways (er, or is that hyways and byways spelt?????? MUAIROßE he CANNOT rember!!!) of Paris Austrtalia for a drive went. Well, he much pleased to see how the citizens of this pleasant and beautiful city most pleasant and beautiful have their most famous & favoured resident commemememememeemememeorararatedded!!!! Look, mes amis!! Vous devez voir ça!!

Eh bien, mes amis, is it not a sight for sore eyes is?? It is true, it most beautiful is!!!

Hmm..... talking of driving mes amis, Mirrose he cannot rememeber --- is it in Australia that you are meant on the left or the right of the road meant to drivinate? Muiorose knows that in FRANCE one must on teh left of teh road drivinate, but in AUSTRALIA, well mes amis now he cannot any more remember. Maybe it the right is that on which you meant to drive are. Still, these trivial details most trivilal do not a geynius like Muairose concern!!! HE rises above all of them!

Joyeux Noël!!

Joyeux Noël!!!

Well, its worked out that Miroise he in Austrillia for Christmas (or 'Noël' - en francais 'Weihnachten'). Well, mes amis, Miurase had not this expected, but maybe he should this would have happened had guessed it would when he on the 21st December to Australia flew out knowing full well that Miuwrowse the genius he would have to must for at least six days have to in Australlia stay and before then to France would not able to get back be able to before that date which after 25th decembre it would have been.

Well, in any case the greatest geynius to walk teh face of this earth (i.e. ME, Maurise de Perfossor) wishes his devoted raeders most devoted a happy christmas and a joyful new year - or, en francais "Bon Nadal i Feliç Nova Prop dedicat lectors"!!!

Maurice must to Australai return....

MES AMIS!!! Muarice, he has to Austrailai urgently been called back urgently! He must there go NOW mes amis!!! He has on the next flight with Atterrissage Forcé booked himself. Again, he will be flying Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class. The LUXURY, mes amis, it you would not beleive!

Eh bien, Muarhijçe he must now go. He will his Dodge Monaco to the hairport drive, and then the hairyplane to Austrillia catch. Once in Brisbane or Sydney or wherever it is to which Muirise flies, he will his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV pick up, and to Paris Australia drivinate. Then he can turn off the light he in his house in Paris Australia left on, and then Mirise le genie can to Armidale France once again head back.

Eh bien, mes amis, you can see how dedicated to energy saving Mior®oßê is!!! He is ALL THAT WAY willing to fly just to a light switch off!

He will keep you updated with how this odyssey most exciting unfolds!!! KEep reading, readers most loyal!!! And you can bask in the genius of Maurice de Perfossor, genius! OR en francais: Mauricea jours de la Perfossor invités, un brillant nager dans la boîte (hmmm... GOogle Translate claims this translates as "Maurice Perfossor days of the guests, a brilliant swim in the box" -- GOOGLE!!! YOU MUCH WORK ON YOUR TRANSLATOR HAVE TO DO!!!)

Roman Treasure found in Northern France

From the Norwegian newspaper Den Ekorn Avis:

Roman Treasure found in Northern France

Luck doesn't come much better than it does for M. Caméléon de Madagascar. Whilst walking in the woods near his home in Pas-de-Calais, he spotted a Roman treasure hoard which archaeologists are already describing as "the find of the decade". Le Musee du Louvre has offered an undisclosed sum to M. de Madagascar for the find.

Well, Maurice, looks like this time it was 'the real thing', eh? Not some trick played on you by that reptilian friend of yours. Only trick he played was to actually collect the treasure that you couldn't be bothered to even look at properly.

Maurice 0, Chameleon 8.

Yours squrrelishly,

Ratatoskr.

This geynius is not fooled this time,, mes amis!!

Well, mes amis, Muirhose he was in the woods near his home in Armidale, France once again for a walk going. Well, when he was along the path through the woods walking he over something tripped! THis , it was most undignified for a geynius such as Miaeröçe!!! Well, when he went back to shout at whatever it was that tripped up the geynius Miroise, he found it was a buried Roman treasure!

FOr a moment, Miaeurowse he overjoyed was. Roman treasure! THis, it would more muney for Muirowse be. But then Maurose he rememebered. That chameleon in the area is! It must be him, mes amis, trying to your hero must magnifique trick again. Oh no, you cannot Murrhise the geynius the same way fool twice!

Eh bien, Muirise the geynius he took no further notice of this chameleleon most fiendish, he had it fooled! HE just on his way walked, not looking back at all!!!

MAIURHYSE 1, CHAMELEOEN 7. SO FAR, mes amis. WATCH THIS SPACE. Maurice le génie triomphe! Él no puede ser golpeado, mes amis, no siempre!!! No, en absoluto!!!!

Bad premonitions

Mes amis, a terrible thing it has happened just as Maerowse he for a drive about to go was! Just now, mes amis, Muirowse out to where he his cars keeps parked went. First Muirohse he had to decide which car to drivinate -- eventually he decided on teh Bugatti. Just as Mhaerwse he was teh car unlocking, he a sniggering from with the shrubbery heard!!! Miurose, he was gobsmacked. He, it could not believe! It must be that feindish chameleon! it must, mes amis!!!

Miorose, he straight back inside went. This too bad is, really. Just when things so well they were going. He does not know what will next happen -- but Miuarwise he does know that that chameleon it always trouble is. And moiuraêçe he never rwong is.