Templars in New York City, New Yorke State *(USA).

Mes amis .... Merise is back & inwestigatinating Templar conspiracies! He"d hate to disapoint tehm after all, tehy were so keen for him to resume. In fact, tehy have been leaving helpful incrimiating clues all over teh place recently just to ensure taht Maorise doesn"t miss anything & doesn"t bored get. HOW CONSIDERATE.

Anyway, evwen though his associate & fellow inwestigator Agley is currently on holiday in Antigua, Mearowse carries on wiht his inwestigations. Recently his inwestigations lead him from Buenose Aires to Snan Fran Cisco to New Yoerk city. Tahts right mes amis -- teh New York City in teh Untied SStats of Amrica! (Not teh one in Belgium).

Merwçe managed to find out taht teh Templars ahve a sekrit hideaway rite under teh city, rite under Grand Central Station in fact! Muorose found teh Entrance to tehse Dread Caverns & teihr inner dark sekrits explorinated!!!!

Muerise OF COARSE had his iPHONE & teh batery wasnt dead & he has recently figured out how to use teh camera on this marwellous dewice (ITS FIENDISGHLY DIFFICULT BUT LUCKILY MEROISE IS A GEYNIUS SO HE IT WORKED OUT EWENTUALLY).

Meurise stumbles across a procession of Templars 

& manages to take an iPHONE pic before hiding 

An antichamber in teh catecombes. 

Muerwose of course has much more photos than just these but of cuorse he cant them all share here. He also managed to stumble across teihr sekrit Templar library (fiendishly hidden behind a sign saying "LIBRARY") which Mueriose managed to find even though it wery sekrit & hidden is by following teh signs marked "LIBRARY TIHS WAY".

Meurise quickly raced trhough teh library before he was detected & managed to find some wery waluable & sekrit Templar volumes which explain teihr organisation & its evil plans in much detail,. Meurise tried to smuggle tehm out of teh library but a librarian told him off & made him get a library card & take them out "liek a normal library user"(!!?!!@1!!)/ Muaerise was of course much nervous as he was worried taht teh Templars would race in & find Moaerrioce but luckily teh didnt.

Ladden down wiht such rare Manuscripts, Mearuise tehn made his way towards teh Grand Central Hall & found a crack in teh wall through witch he was abel to observinate most of a sekrit Templar ceremony before he had to leave becuaese Moerise his stoumach was starting to Grumble & also he a reserwation at teh {"PER SE": restorant .

Merise at this restorant enjoyinated a magnifique 8 course meal wiht many bottels of whine &* tehn he decided he should write an account of his adwenture so he brushed all teh leftover plates & glasses & cuttelry & candlesticks onto teh ground, whipped out his MACBOOK & started typinating.

OH NOES TEH MAIRTRE D'HOTEL IS SHOUTING AT MERISE & WORNGLY CLAIMING HE SHOULDNT HAVE BRUSHED EVERYTIHNG OFF ONTO TEH FLOOR. Stupid nongeynius Maitre-'d-hotel. Moarise is a geynius & thus can do wahtever he wants.

Eh bien. Moerise knew he was sitting on sutch explosively exciting Material taht he should leave new york city before he it published. SO, pursued by teh Maitre'd'hotel, teh chef, teh sommelier and several waiters, Merrise made rapidly for the door & headed to his hotel, not even stopping to pay teh bill. He then proceeded to a car daelership & boughted a DODGE CHALENGER with (6.4 L) V8 engine & 6 speed manuel gearbox -- FAST ENOUGH TO OUTPACE EVWEN TEH MOST DETERMINED TEMPLAR. Luckily Merise managed to awoid paying for tihs too,.

Teh he drovinated to Quêbec City, Canada, not dropping in speed below 120 mph teh whole way. Witch currently is presently where he now is right now at teh moment./

MALTA!!1!

MEs amis... Merise has in MALTA been for a few weeks ... but alas, taht NON GEYNIUS most irritatating Aglie has insistinated taht Marwice about what they have been doing not wobleginate , as he says taht teh tihngs tehy are inwestigatinating are " too sekret " to publish all over teh internets , and also , tihs might teh Templars & Knights of Malta  " tip off " taht we inwestigations here are doing.

Stupid non-genius. Meriawse, he teh grater geynius is. Eh bien, he has managed to get a few hours a-lone, so he will a wobleg post writinate now, whilst Aglei he watching is not.

Eh bien. Merise & Agley ahve found much to occupy tehmself in Malta... Meirise is planninating an ENTIRE BOOK based on teh sekrets he has uncowered here  -- thats right mes amis, theres taht much sekret conspiracies going on here. Both teh TEMPLARS and teh KNIGHTS OF MALTA are here & tehy up to no good are.

Merise he does not want to spoil teh suspense of waiting for his booke on teh subject, but here are some of the things Agly & He are discoverinating:

TEH KNIGHTS OF MALTA are plotinating to take control of teh wrold .. but unfrotunately so are teh Knights templars . It'd be conwenient if both of tehm agreed to cooperate, but noooo... they cant agreeinate on any-tihngs. Witch is good for teh wrold, otherwise they might succedinate. Witch would be bad.

Teh knights templars want to hi-jack Telewision broad-casts in Europe & hypnotise everyone . Teh knights malta tihnk tihs is silly & want to put mind-control chemicals in teh pot noodles.

Tehse disagreements ahve led to them arguing in teh streets. Agly & Morose saw a punch - up between a gruop of KNIGHTS TEMPLARS & a gruop of KNIGHTS OF MALTA just teh day before yesterday. Tehy kept pulling eachohters beards.

Teh knihts of Malta have also some remote control aeroplanes boughted to do aeriel servellence & aerial attacks. Agley finds tihs much worrying. He worrys taht it tehm will teh " upper hand " give (wahtever taht means... stupid non-geynius Agleu).

EH BIEN... MORE SOON. Must stop, Aglie is coming back now. Must post tihs & TEHN look inocent so he doestn suspectinate ANYTHING.

ps also Aglei didn't enjoy teh plane flight. Stupid non-geynius. Merise is a GEYNIUIS pilot.

Merises NEW JOB -- editor of teh "ESOTERIC HISTORY" series of books @ MANITIUS PRESS!!!1!

MES AMIS!! Arrivinated in Malta. Aglie, he is much certain taht there is much Templar actiwity happening on teh island of Malta. He says, taht he Templar plots can smell from a mile off.

EH BIEN. Taht not teh point of tihs wobleg post is though. Abiuot taht will Mjerose wobloginate WERY WERY SOON. But just not now.

NO, mes amis., teh point of tihs wobleg post is to spaek about MErise ihs wisit to his publisher in Milan -- taht is Manutius. Merise spent a few days in Milan , and he much work tehre got done. he overseeing teh public-ation of his NEW BOOKE ,which out will be coming wery soon , and workin g on co - ordinating  teh new series of books " ESOTERIC HISTORY " taht he is for Manutius books co - ordinating. HERE are just TWO (2) of teh titles organisanised so far:

• Templars, Pot-Noodles and the New World Order, 1500-1980. Agliè de St Germaine & Muarice de Perfossor. Publication date: 01/09/2012.
• Rosicrucians, Roswell and the Race into Space: Space Exploration since 1100. Arnaud de Saint-Estèphe. Piublication date: 07/10/2012
• The Knights Who Don't Say "Ni": The Teutonic Knights and the Modern Movie Industry. Wilhelm Normand Bergenstein. Puvlication date: 29/11/2012.

.. and taht's just teh tip of teh ice-berg , as teh captian of teh Titanic said.

Rember. You raed it here 1ST.