Mes amis! Mwryse his talk was went so much well! It, it was most wonderful! The most fascinating and interesting talk to be this year given!
And his audience, of Maerwse they were most appreciative! As many as seven (7!) people came, and at least ten percent of them remained RIGHT up to the finish of the talk by Murrhyse the magnifique.
The professor of the department, he was so overcome with joy that he burst in to tears. He said, "Well Muwruse, you have really set your reputation in this town for good!" ANd Miuyrse he must with him agree. Now Mauwryse will be the favourite resident of Paris Australia, in demand much for speeches and talks at all occaisions. Will Mwarose he have the time to all of this do? Miorhyse he knows not!
Well, MES AMIS, soon Muarhse will have to go back to university, and his course "HIS987 The Norse Gods and Oral Hygiene: A study of Dental Wash and Dental Floss Usage Before AD 1100" for thte Université du Délire Iguane teachinate. How Murise he cannot wait!
It most exciting is, but my little would be étudiants, you can already for this course most magnifique enrole online! Just your web browsers point to http://student.uni-delireiguane.fr/EN/units/HIS/HIS987/ENROL-ONLINE/ to enrol online! And soon you will be basking in the genius of Mawruse.
Friday 29 August 2008
Wednesday 27 August 2008
Talk tonight!!
Mes amis, Muarwse his talk on tonight is! The details, they are here:
Title: Elephants and Iguanas in Viking and Pre-Viking Norweigan Art
Speaker: Mawruse de Parfossor
Time: 8:30 pm - 10:00 pm (including 15 minte break)
Location: Room π/2, Unsta Ble-Wobbly Building, Archaeology Department, University of Paris Australia
More details:
http://archaeology.upa.edu.au/events/2008/08/Talk-MdePerf.html
Well, mes amis, I will not much more writinate as Muarywse he must for the big evening prepare! But if you are in Paris, Australia do feel free to come to the talk!!! Muarise he looks forward to seeing you there!
Eh bien, Muwrse he must go now! He has a talk to prepare!!!
Title: Elephants and Iguanas in Viking and Pre-Viking Norweigan Art
Speaker: Mawruse de Parfossor
Time: 8:30 pm - 10:00 pm (including 15 minte break)
Location: Room π/2, Unsta Ble-Wobbly Building, Archaeology Department, University of Paris Australia
More details:
http://archaeology.upa.edu.au/events/2008/08/Talk-MdePerf.html
Well, mes amis, I will not much more writinate as Muarywse he must for the big evening prepare! But if you are in Paris, Australia do feel free to come to the talk!!! Muarise he looks forward to seeing you there!
Eh bien, Muwrse he must go now! He has a talk to prepare!!!
Wednesday 20 August 2008
Oh Noes!!!
Mawrhyçe he has just off the telephone got. He a call from the gendarmerie, with news most bad for Murrhy∫e.
Morhise, his house in Armidale France had been into broken! La police said that it looked as if nothing had been taken, but the theaf he or she had for something been looking. La police,they thought maybe the theif for a document or map was looking, as all the filing cabinets had been gone through, and pictures off the wall had been taken.
This, it most bad is, mes amis. Murrhyse he will ring Aglie this evening, maybe he advice for Mauruse might have. Also, he can maybe Agliè tell that the map Murrhise he pretended to have probably stolen was. Then Aglié will stopm Maurhyse for it pestering. He most insistent that this map at all costs must have, so Mawrose him told that it in Armidale France was. And then the house de Mauruse in Armidale France it was burgeled. SO that is a good excuse for Mirise to pretend that he the map did really have but now alas no longer does as it stolenated was. So alas, now he to Agli~e cannot it lend.
Still, Muiruse hopes that nothing of his was really stolen... He will have to Ratatoskr get to check the place out for Muiaryse,
Morhise, his house in Armidale France had been into broken! La police said that it looked as if nothing had been taken, but the theaf he or she had for something been looking. La police,they thought maybe the theif for a document or map was looking, as all the filing cabinets had been gone through, and pictures off the wall had been taken.
This, it most bad is, mes amis. Murrhyse he will ring Aglie this evening, maybe he advice for Mauruse might have. Also, he can maybe Agliè tell that the map Murrhise he pretended to have probably stolen was. Then Aglié will stopm Maurhyse for it pestering. He most insistent that this map at all costs must have, so Mawrose him told that it in Armidale France was. And then the house de Mauruse in Armidale France it was burgeled. SO that is a good excuse for Mirise to pretend that he the map did really have but now alas no longer does as it stolenated was. So alas, now he to Agli~e cannot it lend.
Still, Muiruse hopes that nothing of his was really stolen... He will have to Ratatoskr get to check the place out for Muiaryse,
Sunday 17 August 2008
Arrived in Australia!!
Well, of course mes amis merrhuse he arrived in Australia some days ago! He on the 3rd August AD 2008 set out, and now it is the 17th. Mes amis, Muaruse he did not his raeders most devoted in suspense want to keep, but he jet lag most terrible had!
The plane flight, it was than last time much better. The flight, it took 78 hours -- it only 52 hours was meant to take but the pilot he got lost and a few rwong turnings took. Eh bien, it was good to in Sydney hair port finally touch down. But after a flight so long Murrhyse he killer jet lag had!
Mes amis, Murrhuse then to Paris in Australia drive. It was a long drive, and Muiryse he kept falling asleep at the wheel. This, it was not good! Even with Maurhyse his built-in in-car espresso machine he could not keep up enough with enough espresso coffe to Muarwse him keep awake. SO he along the way in Bruges, Australia had to stop. Well, at least now Muirrhyse he a new iPHONE for Maerhose his Australian mobile phone account has, having one in Bruges bought.
After this braek, Murruse he to Paris Australia drove on. He then the next few days in his home spent recovering from Jet Lag.
Mes amis, would you beleive that Muawruse the first phone call on his Australian iPHoNe 3G new was from his friend new mon ami Agliè? And yet, mes amis, it was so. He seemed most agitated, and wanted to know if a map of a secret templar castle muairuse he had claimed to have could Aglié he borrow from Muarhsye? Alas, Murarise this map does not really have. Myuarise is too clever to this admit though. Mourise he told Agl~eie that it in his house in Armidale France had it left. I wonder if he Moiruse believes...
The plane flight, it was than last time much better. The flight, it took 78 hours -- it only 52 hours was meant to take but the pilot he got lost and a few rwong turnings took. Eh bien, it was good to in Sydney hair port finally touch down. But after a flight so long Murrhyse he killer jet lag had!
Mes amis, Murrhuse then to Paris in Australia drive. It was a long drive, and Muiryse he kept falling asleep at the wheel. This, it was not good! Even with Maurhyse his built-in in-car espresso machine he could not keep up enough with enough espresso coffe to Muarwse him keep awake. SO he along the way in Bruges, Australia had to stop. Well, at least now Muirrhyse he a new iPHONE for Maerhose his Australian mobile phone account has, having one in Bruges bought.
After this braek, Murruse he to Paris Australia drove on. He then the next few days in his home spent recovering from Jet Lag.
Mes amis, would you beleive that Muawruse the first phone call on his Australian iPHoNe 3G new was from his friend new mon ami Agliè? And yet, mes amis, it was so. He seemed most agitated, and wanted to know if a map of a secret templar castle muairuse he had claimed to have could Aglié he borrow from Muarhsye? Alas, Murarise this map does not really have. Myuarise is too clever to this admit though. Mourise he told Agl~eie that it in his house in Armidale France had it left. I wonder if he Moiruse believes...
Sunday 3 August 2008
At the HAIRPORT!
Mes amis, Mowryse he cannot type much now because he at the HAIRPORT is to from Armidale France to Paris Australia fly back so that Mueruse he his lecture can give in Paris Australia. But still, he did not want to disappoint his raeders most devoted, who must be wondering what Miurrhyse he is doing.
Well, Muirhyse this time his is flying first class. No more cattle class for Murise, mes amis! Muarhyse, he will be treating himslef to teh luxury of Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class, as he promiced himself!. Mes amis, you can raed all about the LUXURY murrise he will be experiencing at http://www.atterrissage-forcé.fr/en/fly-af/international/747/Ultra-Premium-Exec-First-Class/.
Now I must bid adieu to my raeders most loyal. Muaruse his flight is being called now mes amis! He is looking forward to getting to Paris Australia and his talk giving to a huge and adoring audience. he just hopes the same thing that happened last time he to Australia tried to fly does not again happen.! Wish him luck, mes amis!!!!
Well, Muirhyse this time his is flying first class. No more cattle class for Murise, mes amis! Muarhyse, he will be treating himslef to teh luxury of Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class, as he promiced himself!. Mes amis, you can raed all about the LUXURY murrise he will be experiencing at http://www.atterrissage-forcé.fr/en/fly-af/international/747/Ultra-Premium-Exec-First-Class/.
Now I must bid adieu to my raeders most loyal. Muaruse his flight is being called now mes amis! He is looking forward to getting to Paris Australia and his talk giving to a huge and adoring audience. he just hopes the same thing that happened last time he to Australia tried to fly does not again happen.! Wish him luck, mes amis!!!!
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