Showing posts with label tequila. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tequila. Show all posts

Sunday, 13 February 2011

aurgh

well mes amis it 4 am here in buenos aires is and maurhise he has just woeken up for some raison that he does not understand, even touhg he asleep again would much liek to be. well mes amis before he has anohter cuople of panadol and a verre d'eau he just wanted to wobleg post writeinate.

despite his... bad luck (yes, tahts right, it was simply bad luck and too anyone cuold have hapeneded... evwen a grate geynius such as miroçe..) muarhise is enjoyinating his stay in argentina ..., he was lpanning to dirve up to his estancia today planning but maybe he tihnks he will now stay in buenos aires until he better feels. maybe he will on tuesday tehre dirvinate.

anywayss mes amis, murrhose will now back to bedd go. he pormices himslef eggs benedict for brakefast wehn he gets up.

Saturday, 12 February 2011

caffeine overdose

mes amis..... mirhise had to to much cofee tihs afternoon... he enjoyinated sitting aruond in teh cafe much to much too much. eh bien, to a wery long story short cut, whilst he in teh cafe was sitting and webloggininating and writing ihs novwel, he 16.4 espresso coffees ahd. tahts too much, mes amis, too much. take it from mawrise. he knows. now.

eh bien. he was wiht teh caffeine overdosed, and wery excited and jittery felt. he felt anxious, confused, dizy and his ears were ringignging. eh bien. he raelised he had to much coffee had had.

tehn, he a stroke of geynius had (he thought!!1! --> worng!!!). he too much coffee had had. cofee is a stimulant. he could teh effects reversinate wiht an equal and oposite dose of sedetive! magnifique!1!! luckily, mauwrise found he had a bottel of tequila in his kitchen cup-board.

well, mawrise is here to tel you taht tihs does not work. he will talk to you agian in a few days wehn he feels better. rite now he just feels awfull... aurhgh...