MES AMIS!!! Muarice, he has to Austrailai urgently been called back urgently! He must there go NOW mes amis!!! He has on the next flight with Atterrissage Forcé booked himself. Again, he will be flying Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class. The LUXURY, mes amis, it you would not beleive!
Eh bien, Muarhijçe he must now go. He will his Dodge Monaco to the hairport drive, and then the hairyplane to Austrillia catch. Once in Brisbane or Sydney or wherever it is to which Muirise flies, he will his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV pick up, and to Paris Australia drivinate. Then he can turn off the light he in his house in Paris Australia left on, and then Mirise le genie can to Armidale France once again head back.
Eh bien, mes amis, you can see how dedicated to energy saving Mior®oßê is!!! He is ALL THAT WAY willing to fly just to a light switch off!
He will keep you updated with how this odyssey most exciting unfolds!!! KEep reading, readers most loyal!!! And you can bask in the genius of Maurice de Perfossor, genius! OR en francais: Mauricea jours de la Perfossor invités, un brillant nager dans la boîte (hmmm... GOogle Translate claims this translates as "Maurice Perfossor days of the guests, a brilliant swim in the box" -- GOOGLE!!! YOU MUCH WORK ON YOUR TRANSLATOR HAVE TO DO!!!)
Showing posts with label dodge car. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dodge car. Show all posts
Sunday, 21 December 2008
Monday, 13 October 2008
La voitures de Maurice!
Well, mes amis, it only now Mwr®hyçe back to Armidale France has got, that he realises how many cars he now has!!
He has:
He has:
- In France:
- A Lada 1500, for which he has now foundinated his spare set of car keys!!
- Two Rolls Royce Phantoms - one bought when he his Lada car keys lost, and the other to cheer himself up when he a trheatening letter got from Capt Jerrold von Obiwankanobe (whose kredit cards Muwrise was using to buy the cars, houses, etc -- this for such a greayt geynius as Mirise should not a problem be!!)
- A Dodge Monaco sedan which Muawrhyse he bought bought second hand of the local department de police for €1000. He bought this for when he had to drive back to teh south of fRance after he got really lost on an afternoons walk.
- ANd now, a Bugatti Veyron that he recently bought for €1,100,000 + tax.
- IN aUstralia
- A Toyota Hilux
- a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV, with in-car espresso machine (yay!)
Monday, 28 July 2008
Dinner with Agliè!!
Mes amis, the dineer to which mon ami Agliè invited Mauerowse, it was not an unmitigated triumphf for Murrhise. It all started badly when Maurise he the blackcurrent cordial with him took, rather than the Romanée-Conti wine. Aglie, aparently he would have the wine preferered.
Still, Mon Ami Aglie he at least some of his own wine had to with Miurhuse share. Miureise regaled Àglìè with many of Muyruse his tales of adwenture about the many times Murrise he has been stranded and lost in remote places. He was mid way throiugh a tale of Miuwryse his time in Norway, when mon ami Aglei he became most agitated, and said he rememebered an ergent matter with which he must attend.
Still, Murise is never disappointed when his friends suddenly have to ask him to leave for no apparent raison. Murise he had enjoyed an evening most magnifique, apart from these few minor mishaps. Aglie and Muiwryse they discussed many interesting things, and shared much knowledge unique and estoric. Aglie told Muawryse all about the Knights Templar, and Muawryse he told Aglei all about line dancing in Switzerland and Swaziland, and also all about Muirise hs NEW SECOND HAND CAR,, teh DODGE.
Ah well, Muirase he is certain that he will with Mon Ami Aglie get to on many occiasions in the future have many exciting and stimulatiting discussions. Muarise, he cannot wait!
Still, Mon Ami Aglie he at least some of his own wine had to with Miurhuse share. Miureise regaled Àglìè with many of Muyruse his tales of adwenture about the many times Murrise he has been stranded and lost in remote places. He was mid way throiugh a tale of Miuwryse his time in Norway, when mon ami Aglei he became most agitated, and said he rememebered an ergent matter with which he must attend.
Still, Murise is never disappointed when his friends suddenly have to ask him to leave for no apparent raison. Murise he had enjoyed an evening most magnifique, apart from these few minor mishaps. Aglie and Muiwryse they discussed many interesting things, and shared much knowledge unique and estoric. Aglie told Muawryse all about the Knights Templar, and Muawryse he told Aglei all about line dancing in Switzerland and Swaziland, and also all about Muirise hs NEW SECOND HAND CAR,, teh DODGE.
Ah well, Muirase he is certain that he will with Mon Ami Aglie get to on many occiasions in the future have many exciting and stimulatiting discussions. Muarise, he cannot wait!
Sunday, 13 July 2008
Oh no!!!!!
Mes amis, Mawrêyce he just at his home in teh south of france once again arrivenated. Well, he was to be back home once again much happy.
But alas! Woe! When he his house keys picked up to unlock his front door, he noticed that they were scaly, not metallic. Also, the keys they started to snigger. Mårrowse much shocked was. Then the keys wriggled out of Murrhuses hands, and ran away into the garden. Oh no! It, it was not the house keys de Murise! It, it was the chameleon in disguise again!!
Well, Murrhise he knows not what to do. He only one option now has. He must to his house in Armidale France return, and get the real keys of his south of france home. Then he must once more drive back to teh south of france.
Well, mes amis, Muiuruse he is in his old Dodge car sitting right now. Once he on this post has hit the "PUBLISH POST" button, he will then put aside his laptop comptutor and to Armidale France drive off again once more.
Wish him luck, mes amis!!!
But alas! Woe! When he his house keys picked up to unlock his front door, he noticed that they were scaly, not metallic. Also, the keys they started to snigger. Mårrowse much shocked was. Then the keys wriggled out of Murrhuses hands, and ran away into the garden. Oh no! It, it was not the house keys de Murise! It, it was the chameleon in disguise again!!
Well, Murrhise he knows not what to do. He only one option now has. He must to his house in Armidale France return, and get the real keys of his south of france home. Then he must once more drive back to teh south of france.
Well, mes amis, Muiuruse he is in his old Dodge car sitting right now. Once he on this post has hit the "PUBLISH POST" button, he will then put aside his laptop comptutor and to Armidale France drive off again once more.
Wish him luck, mes amis!!!
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Back in Amridale France!!
Well, mes amis, Maerhuse he is très perturbé to in Amridale once more again be! He left here only a few days ago to to his house in teh south of France go.
But alas! Catastrophe! When he there got, he found that he had the keys for his south of france house in Armidale France left!
So Maerowse he got into his car, and to Armridale once again drove. And now he is in teh living room of his Armidale hosue. HEre, there are two sets of keys on the mantelpiece and Maeurose he has his correct huose keys grabbed, and now Muwrhyse he must bid his raedership loyal adieu, aas he off to teh south of france once again once more drives. This time with his house keys!!!!
But alas! Catastrophe! When he there got, he found that he had the keys for his south of france house in Armidale France left!
So Maerowse he got into his car, and to Armridale once again drove. And now he is in teh living room of his Armidale hosue. HEre, there are two sets of keys on the mantelpiece and Maeurose he has his correct huose keys grabbed, and now Muwrhyse he must bid his raedership loyal adieu, aas he off to teh south of france once again once more drives. This time with his house keys!!!!
Sunday, 6 July 2008
Second hand car blues, mes amis!
Maewrose, he is on his way back to his chateau most magnifique in teh south of france. Moiruse, he will much be looking forward to getting bakc.
Yesterday, he a car second hand bought in a used car uaction run by teh local polise department -- alas this car it is not as good as Muawryse his rolls royse. It, it a 1974 Dodge Monaco sedan is. But MUIURHHEÇE he does not his credit cards have wiht him, so it will have to do.
Eh bien, this car new it has a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. Also, it it has cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It, it is a model made before catalytic converters is so it it will on gas regular run. Muiurice he just needs to the cigarette lighter fix. Then it, it will be good. However, Maerhose cannot imagine that this car, it will survive long. Probably it, it will fall apart when Murrhyçe he to his destination arrives.
Photo by Soldermelons
Well, Miuroçe many a tale of his journey long has to tell! How he hitched lifts on open train carraiges, and borrowed cars from freindly towns when he them needed. He walked for many days, and drove or rode for many more. He knew not where he was! Eh bien, he at last to his heath and home his way back found. Just the worng house, mes amis.
Now he must be off again, off to the south of france! Wish him bon voyage, mes amis!
Yesterday, he a car second hand bought in a used car uaction run by teh local polise department -- alas this car it is not as good as Muawryse his rolls royse. It, it a 1974 Dodge Monaco sedan is. But MUIURHHEÇE he does not his credit cards have wiht him, so it will have to do.
Eh bien, this car new it has a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. Also, it it has cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It, it is a model made before catalytic converters is so it it will on gas regular run. Muiurice he just needs to the cigarette lighter fix. Then it, it will be good. However, Maerhose cannot imagine that this car, it will survive long. Probably it, it will fall apart when Murrhyçe he to his destination arrives.
Photo by Soldermelons
Well, Miuroçe many a tale of his journey long has to tell! How he hitched lifts on open train carraiges, and borrowed cars from freindly towns when he them needed. He walked for many days, and drove or rode for many more. He knew not where he was! Eh bien, he at last to his heath and home his way back found. Just the worng house, mes amis.
Now he must be off again, off to the south of france! Wish him bon voyage, mes amis!
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