Brakefast!!

MES AMIS, Mjérhiüse he has just break fast haded at his hotel most magnifique in montreal where staying he is. Well, it much better than many of the other hôtels which Maerwose le genie has wiht his presence graced. For one thing, the hôtelier a grate geynius like Mjoreuse is!!

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Well, Mjoruse wiht teh food here much impressed is. Normally, Meorwse for brake fast often just bacon and eggs to have has. AND often even that, that he cannot get done porpelly! Well not here mon ami!! NO, mon amis, here Murise had a breakfast most magnifique!!! To start with he ha a cafe au lait and brioche, just to Mjorrrhîse up wake. Then he on to a truffle omlette moved, washed down wiht 1976 Moët et Chandon "Vintage Brut Dom Pérignon Oenothèque Blanc" Champagne, then on to caviar, smoked salmon and oysters wiht MORE of teh champagne. Thne, he had some orange juice to this wash down, then pains au chocolat and pains aux raisins wiht lots of cafe au lait!! LOTS of cafe au lait, to Mjorhese help wake up..

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Then he decided to test M. l'hôtelier to see just how much of a geynius he is. SO, instead of talking to him in ENglish, Mjorise talked to him in ETRUSCAN, a wery obscure language wot not many poeple know. "Bonjour, comment êtes-vous ce matin?" Mjoreése asked. And amazing! M. l'Hôtelier he also Etruscan knew, and much fluent was!! "Très bien, monsieur, et vous?" he asked. Well, Maehryose this was able to answer but then M. l'Hotelier had more to say but alas even le grate geynie Muarose he not as fluent in Etruscan was.

Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien

So true for Merhise too! Like mon ami Edeth Piaff, Mowrhyse still has no regrets, even after his time most awful on that desert island abandaned all alone.

Still, Merrhyse is glad to in PAris once more agian be. He will tell you, his readers most faithful, all about his triumphant return tomorrow. Be patient, mes amis!

Desert Island Discs

Err, I ment 'disconnected'. But, mes amis, Morricse was disconnected. Well, he is back online once again!

Well, mon ami, I can now truly answer than age old question: "If you were stranded on a desert island with no hope of rescue, what CDs would you like to listen to?" Well, my friends, Maurese can tell you truly that what he would like to listen to is some of his Édith Piaff CDs. But, of course, they are back at home in France and Morricse had not yet gotten around to copying them with iTunes! With me I have only my collection of Heavy Death Metal Rock Music. Not quite the same, mes amis, not quite the same.

Nearly, but not quite.