When in ROme,... Buy an Apartment in Sydney!!!

Whilst Muirrrrrrrrrrrhyyyyeeeese he has in Rome been, do not think he has forgot the other place he a gap in his porperty portfolio thought he had -- SYDNEY. Ah yes, mes amis, even from Rhome he has been able to negotiatiate the purchase of a sidney apartment most magnifique -- an apartment suitable for the great geynius that is Morose!.
Mes amis, feast your eyes on the new Sydnay apratment de Muriuse:

http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?a=o&id=105504041&f=0&p=10&t=res&ty=&fmt=&header=&cc=&c=73412457&s=nsw&snf=rbs&tm=1237170825

 

 

 

Floor plan (would be burglers, please dont look!!!!) 

(Images reproduced from realestate.com.au)

This just about perfect for Muirrhyse is. ALso, he notes it secure parking for two cars has. Although Maeroswe two cars in Australia already has, they not good enough for his new Sidnoy home are. They are 4WHEEL DROVE cars, and perfect for life in teh provinces (Paris, NSW, Australia) but not for teh sofisticated life of Sidnay. Muirose, he sure is that NOBODY, but NOBODY drives four wheel droven cars in Sidniy.

So Muiirhyse also has ordered himself:

• a Jaguar XKR 2 door 2 seater sports car
• a Maserati Quattroporte Sport GTS wiht Paddle Shif Gear Box 4 door 4 seater luxury car

 

LSDSL/Wikipedia

Dan Smith/Wikipedia

(Except OBVIOUSLY in Sadnuy teh car it will right hand dirve be...)

He much excited is, and will them test out next time in Sudnoy is!!

High Luxury Car. Missing Tickets of the HAIRYPLANE.

Mes amis, here a photo of Muarose his TOYOTA HILUX outside his hosue in Paris Australia  is:

And here one of Marrowse down the main street of Paris Australia in his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV drivinating is:

Well, that's all the fun that Muarose he time for at the moment has. He seems to have his hairyplane tockets for his plain trip to France lost again.

He on the 2nd January back to France was planinng to flyinate, but now without his ticket this he cannot do! He must new tickets buy!! Mirrohße he most upset and agitated is. He certain he on the table by the stairs put them down only yesterday, and maybe he certain is that he there only this morning sore them, but then that now MUIRRRRHISE the full force of his geynius on this matter puts he also thinks that maybe he in his desk draw put it but allas it in neither place is though Mioruse in the desk in his litle gazebo summer house has not yet looked and maybe it in their is or maybe Mioruse in the glove box of his Porsche has it left or maybe he accidentally on it as if it scrap paper were wrote and then it away threw but alas Mirise he no longer certian is and now he much agitated is and he still cannot it find aargh maybe if he rang Ratatoskr or Aglie that they might that maybe they might know what Muairose should do but alas Muirose much agitated is and did he mention that he on the table by the stairs has checked and he certain that it there was and it not is???

Maurice must to Australai return....

MES AMIS!!! Muarice, he has to Austrailai urgently been called back urgently! He must there go NOW mes amis!!! He has on the next flight with Atterrissage Forcé booked himself. Again, he will be flying Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class. The LUXURY, mes amis, it you would not beleive!

Eh bien, Muarhijçe he must now go. He will his Dodge Monaco to the hairport drive, and then the hairyplane to Austrillia catch. Once in Brisbane or Sydney or wherever it is to which Muirise flies, he will his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV pick up, and to Paris Australia drivinate. Then he can turn off the light he in his house in Paris Australia left on, and then Mirise le genie can to Armidale France once again head back.

Eh bien, mes amis, you can see how dedicated to energy saving Mior®oßê is!!! He is ALL THAT WAY willing to fly just to a light switch off!

He will keep you updated with how this odyssey most exciting unfolds!!! KEep reading, readers most loyal!!! And you can bask in the genius of Maurice de Perfossor, genius! OR en francais: Mauricea jours de la Perfossor invités, un brillant nager dans la boîte (hmmm... GOogle Translate claims this translates as "Maurice Perfossor days of the guests, a brilliant swim in the box" -- GOOGLE!!! YOU MUCH WORK ON YOUR TRANSLATOR HAVE TO DO!!!)

La voitures de Maurice!

Well, mes amis, it only now Mwr®hyçe back to Armidale France has got, that he realises how many cars he now has!!

He has:

• In France:
• A Lada 1500, for which he has now foundinated his spare set of car keys!!
• Two Rolls Royce Phantoms - one bought when he his Lada car keys lost, and the other to cheer himself up when he a trheatening letter got from Capt Jerrold von Obiwankanobe (whose kredit cards Muwrise was using to buy the cars, houses, etc -- this for such a greayt geynius as Mirise should not a problem be!!)
• A Dodge Monaco sedan which Muawrhyse he bought bought second hand of the local department de police for €1000. He bought this for when he had to drive back to teh south of fRance after he got really lost on an afternoons walk.
• ANd now, a Bugatti Veyron that he recently bought for €1,100,000 + tax.
  
• IN aUstralia
• A Toyota Hilux
• a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV, with in-car espresso machine (yay!)

Well, mes amis, with all thes cars at Mwrise his disposal, Maroose thinks he for a drive should go! But which car should he take!?!?! Maybe his Bugatti Veyron, or maybe his Lada 1500??!? Muwarhyçe, he cannot decide!!