Mes amis, Mjewrhyse after such a long dirve he has FINALLY in Malborne arrivinated. mes amis, Mwrwçe he such a bad time in Adelaïde had, where Templars posing as Polis Men him tried to arrestinate!!! On fake, made up charges!!!1! But luckily, Miueruyse a geynius is, and so was away able to get.
Well, mes amis, Mwerwise is certain he much exciting things about teh Templar conspiracies will in Malbork find. Melbourne, it is a city of Templars! As it named after Malbork in Poland is, it MUST be. Fear not , mes amis , Mweruse will keep you postinated about his inciting discoveriesese!
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Monday, 26 October 2009
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
Packinating
MEs amis, Meriçe is in a frantic frenzy, trying to many things pack for his forth coming trip back home to Australaialia. But what to pack?!? Even though he wonce again Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class will be flyinating, there a limit to how much baggage he take can.
WELL, given that he to find secret Templar groups going to find is, he many books about them needs. HMM, he must a copy of this book take. It "Auf der Entdeckung der derzeitigen Existenz des alten Templer Plots" by Kergeusklik Typerys (published in Athens in 1765 was), most waluble has been for Mjerise his work on discoverinating about teh Plots most fiendish of Teh Templars. Mjerûse an orginal copy has, which his bon ami Agly kindly him gaveinated.
But what else? His camera, yes. His cell phones, yes. His satelite phones, yes. His Templar disguise (to blend in when under cover, mes amis!). Hmmm... he will to continue to think have to.
ANYWAY, he tommorow to Sudney flyinates, where he will his Maserati Quatreporte pick up & in to Melborne will drivinate. Then he will there for Templars, look, and also he a short side Trip to Adelaïde will makinate, as he a tipp off had has, that there many Templars in Adelaïde are. Once he this has done --- THEN, a short trip to his OLD HOME TOWN, of Paris in North Easter New South Wales for le genie (ie, Me, Mjereße) to rest & relax will have.
OH YES!! Mjeroise he nerely forgot. RED BERETS! Mjyeruse must himslef plenty of red berets packinate!!!1!
WELL, given that he to find secret Templar groups going to find is, he many books about them needs. HMM, he must a copy of this book take. It "Auf der Entdeckung der derzeitigen Existenz des alten Templer Plots" by Kergeusklik Typerys (published in Athens in 1765 was), most waluble has been for Mjerise his work on discoverinating about teh Plots most fiendish of Teh Templars. Mjerûse an orginal copy has, which his bon ami Agly kindly him gaveinated.
But what else? His camera, yes. His cell phones, yes. His satelite phones, yes. His Templar disguise (to blend in when under cover, mes amis!). Hmmm... he will to continue to think have to.
ANYWAY, he tommorow to Sudney flyinates, where he will his Maserati Quatreporte pick up & in to Melborne will drivinate. Then he will there for Templars, look, and also he a short side Trip to Adelaïde will makinate, as he a tipp off had has, that there many Templars in Adelaïde are. Once he this has done --- THEN, a short trip to his OLD HOME TOWN, of Paris in North Easter New South Wales for le genie (ie, Me, Mjereße) to rest & relax will have.
OH YES!! Mjeroise he nerely forgot. RED BERETS! Mjyeruse must himslef plenty of red berets packinate!!!1!
Saturday, 15 August 2009
Adwentures at Casttelo di Malbork
Àglîé is to Rhôme dirving today for a day trip to Rhôme today (by car). Good day for Mjerowse to a wobloeg post writinate!!
SO, Aglie & Merjuse le genie to Malbork drovinated in teh Alfa Romeo GT 3.2 V6. Here the route they took is:
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Aglie, he says it OBVIOUS is that he teh driving took over after Lisbon, but Mjerose it cannot see why! Nor can he see why Agly his route says more direct is!!
ANYWAY, though teh dirve from Lisboa it much slow & tedious was we there in teh end got. Agliè & Mhereçe pretendinated to be normal tuourists, and were let into teh castel after merely paying teh entry fee! Templar security standards, they must have slipped over teh last few hunrdred years!!! Anyway, wonce inside Mjerîse found many exciting things about teh Templars secret plots on these so-called "Information Boards". Uglie said that these just for tourists are, but Merese is not so certain. Also, Aglée a Templar manuscript by teh moat foundinated, which he in his jacked pockete hidded. We some useful things out found mes amis, trust Mwrüse on this!!1!
Anyway, once we looked around had we teh meeting wiht teh Templar Grand Master had. We in teh appointed time & Place waited (next to teh Moat, 11 pm), but him could not see. Then, he out of nowhere appeared & us in teh moat pushinated!!! Luckily we both swim can, & Aglié teh precious manuscript in teh car had leftinated. BUT it, it shows that we onto something must be!!! Otherwise, teh TEMPLARS, they such desperate measures would not try! But we stopped will not be in this method (BRIBERY, now that works!! Anything above $1Million in unmarked us dollars pelease).
Wonce Mhwrûse & Agly had off dried, tehy into teh car got & AGLY back to Italy us drove. This, Mjerowse protested about: he to drive wanted!! Aglie so slow drivinates!!! TEDIOUSNESS!! BORINGNESS!!! SLOWNESS!!! But alas, even though Mereose argued for teh whole trip it no good was, he insistinated.
Yesterday, we teh vines here at Castello di Meråese inspected. Aglie, he thinks this year it should wery good be. Mjerøse he agrees -- teh whine of Castello di Mqrqse, it teh GRATEST WHINE EVER, EVER will be!! More on that one later.
SO, Aglie & Merjuse le genie to Malbork drovinated in teh Alfa Romeo GT 3.2 V6. Here the route they took is:
View Larger Map
Aglie, he says it OBVIOUS is that he teh driving took over after Lisbon, but Mjerose it cannot see why! Nor can he see why Agly his route says more direct is!!
ANYWAY, though teh dirve from Lisboa it much slow & tedious was we there in teh end got. Agliè & Mhereçe pretendinated to be normal tuourists, and were let into teh castel after merely paying teh entry fee! Templar security standards, they must have slipped over teh last few hunrdred years!!! Anyway, wonce inside Mjerîse found many exciting things about teh Templars secret plots on these so-called "Information Boards". Uglie said that these just for tourists are, but Merese is not so certain. Also, Aglée a Templar manuscript by teh moat foundinated, which he in his jacked pockete hidded. We some useful things out found mes amis, trust Mwrüse on this!!1!
Anyway, once we looked around had we teh meeting wiht teh Templar Grand Master had. We in teh appointed time & Place waited (next to teh Moat, 11 pm), but him could not see. Then, he out of nowhere appeared & us in teh moat pushinated!!! Luckily we both swim can, & Aglié teh precious manuscript in teh car had leftinated. BUT it, it shows that we onto something must be!!! Otherwise, teh TEMPLARS, they such desperate measures would not try! But we stopped will not be in this method (BRIBERY, now that works!! Anything above $1Million in unmarked us dollars pelease).
Wonce Mhwrûse & Agly had off dried, tehy into teh car got & AGLY back to Italy us drove. This, Mjerowse protested about: he to drive wanted!! Aglie so slow drivinates!!! TEDIOUSNESS!! BORINGNESS!!! SLOWNESS!!! But alas, even though Mereose argued for teh whole trip it no good was, he insistinated.
Yesterday, we teh vines here at Castello di Meråese inspected. Aglie, he thinks this year it should wery good be. Mjerøse he agrees -- teh whine of Castello di Mqrqse, it teh GRATEST WHINE EVER, EVER will be!! More on that one later.
Friday, 17 July 2009
The discoviries of Mjeriése (genius) at Castello di Muwrhèse
Mes amis, your bon ami Mwrwse has for too long promisinated to a wobleg postinate about some of teh discoweries most exciting which he & Agly at Castello di Merese foundinated. Well, mes amis, it tru is, they much excitinating have their foundinated. Mereise, he knows not where to begin (even though he a grate geynius is!!!).
Mjereose & Àglìè they have foundinated at Castelo di Mjerwsoe:
It turns out that there a Templar castle on this site has been since at least 200 BC, wiht mentions of it in the oldest manuscript " Piani segreti di devoti cristiani Cavalieri Templari" ( "Secret plans of the devout Christian Knights Templars" ), which mentions teh castel having been built recently (well, recently when this manuscropt it was written, in BC 200!!!).
Mjerose & Agly have agreeinated to sell a few select items that they need do not, which Mjerrowse much money will make. This useful will be!!
Also, Mwehrose Agly teh letter that Mæræhyse had from teh Templar grand master receivinated, and of it Aglie much excitinated was!! Teh Templar grand master wants to us some important secrets about teh Templars tell & arranged to us at Malbork Castel see. Aglie much excited was, as he there wanted to go anyway.
SO, mes amis, TOOMORROW, we in to teh car will get & to Malbork drivinate. Much exciting things are bound to happen, mon amis. Watch this space!!!!!1!
Mjereose & Àglìè they have foundinated at Castelo di Mjerwsoe:
- a secret hidden library with thousands of books straetching back to AD600;
- a secret Templar chapel;
- several paintings that Aglie he estimates that they from 1200AD dateinated;
- three life size solid gold sculptures of people
- a treasure room full of assorted gold coins, gold artefacts & jewelery (including a few crowns, in which Mjerowse much fetching looks!);
- HUNDRED and HUNDREDS of secret passageways, rooms and chambers. Some with traps, and pitfalls and other things which much freindly were not!!!
It turns out that there a Templar castle on this site has been since at least 200 BC, wiht mentions of it in the oldest manuscript " Piani segreti di devoti cristiani Cavalieri Templari" ( "Secret plans of the devout Christian Knights Templars" ), which mentions teh castel having been built recently (well, recently when this manuscropt it was written, in BC 200!!!).
Mjerose & Agly have agreeinated to sell a few select items that they need do not, which Mjerrowse much money will make. This useful will be!!
Also, Mwehrose Agly teh letter that Mæræhyse had from teh Templar grand master receivinated, and of it Aglie much excitinated was!! Teh Templar grand master wants to us some important secrets about teh Templars tell & arranged to us at Malbork Castel see. Aglie much excited was, as he there wanted to go anyway.
SO, mes amis, TOOMORROW, we in to teh car will get & to Malbork drivinate. Much exciting things are bound to happen, mon amis. Watch this space!!!!!1!
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