Adwentures at Casttelo di Malbork

Àglîé is to Rhôme dirving today for a day trip to Rhôme today (by car). Good day for Mjerowse to a wobloeg post writinate!!

SO, Aglie & Merjuse le genie to Malbork drovinated in teh Alfa Romeo GT 3.2 V6. Here the route they took is:


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Aglie, he says it OBVIOUS is that he teh driving took over after Lisbon, but Mjerose it cannot see why! Nor can he see why Agly his route says more direct is!!

ANYWAY, though teh dirve from Lisboa it much slow & tedious was we there in teh end got. Agliè & Mhereçe pretendinated to be normal tuourists, and were let into teh castel after merely paying teh entry fee! Templar security standards, they must have slipped over teh last few hunrdred years!!! Anyway, wonce inside Mjerîse found many exciting things about teh Templars secret plots on these so-called "Information Boards". Uglie said that these just for tourists are, but Merese is not so certain. Also, Aglée a Templar manuscript by teh moat foundinated, which he in his jacked pockete hidded. We some useful things out found mes amis, trust Mwrüse on this!!1!

Anyway, once we looked around had we teh meeting wiht teh Templar Grand Master had. We in teh appointed time & Place waited (next to teh Moat, 11 pm), but him could not see. Then, he out of nowhere appeared & us in teh moat pushinated!!! Luckily we both swim can, & Aglié teh precious manuscript in teh car had leftinated. BUT it, it shows that we onto something must be!!! Otherwise, teh TEMPLARS, they such desperate measures would not try! But we stopped will not be in this method (BRIBERY, now that works!! Anything above $1Million in unmarked us dollars pelease).

Wonce Mhwrûse & Agly had off dried, tehy into teh car got & AGLY back to Italy us drove. This, Mjerowse protested about: he to drive wanted!! Aglie so slow drivinates!!! TEDIOUSNESS!! BORINGNESS!!! SLOWNESS!!! But alas, even though Mereose argued for teh whole trip it no good was, he insistinated.

Yesterday, we teh vines here at Castello di Meråese inspected. Aglie, he thinks this year it should wery good be. Mjerøse he agrees -- teh whine of Castello di Mqrqse, it teh GRATEST WHINE EVER, EVER will be!! More on that one later.

What Muirhyse is missing still.....

Well, mes amis, Muirrrhyse was sitting at his kitchen table in his hosue in Armidale, France and he was starting to be thinking about all the houses he owns (his "Property potfolio" as Ratatoskr it calls).

He has

in France -

• A château near Arles in teh South of France
• A château near Armidale in teh North of France
• An appartment on Rue Mouffetarde in Parys

In his homeland, Austaliaia:

• A modest hosue in his dear little town of Paris, New South Wales
• Err... Thats about it. Maybe he should a hosue in Sydney also buy???

Ah! But raeding trhough this list, MUIRHHYSEE has noticed an OVERSITE for a GEYNIUS of HIS LEVEL!!!! He, he does not an apartment in Rome have! This, it must be fixed imeadiatley! So naturally Muirrowse to Google races.

This appartment would be PERFECT for Muirrhyse, and costs only €6,500,000. It three bedream is, and is in Centro Storico, Rome.
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=73

(Photos reproduced from propertyinrome.com)

Also, this it for Mioiuruse teh geynius would be prefect: a Campo di Fiori penthouse!! It only €3,200,000! And it has a patio graden! PERFECT for inviting his bon amai Aglie around!
http://www.accomodationsrome.com/apartment_detail.asp?ID=2944

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OR this villa most charming, in teh Castelli Romani region - whit vine yar d and OLIVE trees, mes amis. Yes, it is correct!! IF Muiirowse he this got, soon you could be dirnking Chateau Muirowse -- ah what new tihngs such a great genyus could to whine production bring!!!!
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=59

 

 

(Photos reproduced from propertyinrome.com)

Hmmm.... Maybe he is liking teh idea of a villa in teh countryside wery much. Or MAYBE he a town apartment needs, AND a country villlalala -- with VIENYARD and OLIVE TWEE GROVE....

Also, now he in ITALY will be living, he needs some cars ITALIAN to his collection to add, so Muirhse when he in rome is he will Italianan cars to drivinate will have. So, this mroning he has bought himself

• a Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce 2 seat manual V12
• an Alfa Romeo GT 3.2 V6
• a Ferrari FXX

Teh LAMBORGHINIININI:

 

 

Well, Muirhyse will more about his new houses(eses) in ROME -- and his new cars itallian -- tell you much more soon. Stay tuned, mes amis, stay tunred!!!!!