Mjérêse killer jet lag again gets.

WOAH!!! Teh JET LAG, it has just Mjruse hit just now and it is KILLER JET LAG is!!! He must sleep now mes amis.

First, Murríse must himslef a hot chococolate make, and to bed go. Even tough it only 17:30 is!!!1!

 Photo by Stephanie Watson

Well, he himslef cannot awake any longer keep. He so tired is. Must sleep.

So tired. Must sleep. Sleep must. Soo tirred!!

Excuse-moi, mon ami. Must go to bed now. Mjïrôse, he will sit up in bed and read Proust if he can. And drink hot chocolate. Then sleep (did Muerose that already mention? He remememeber cannot!!!?!).

Maurice must to Australai return....

MES AMIS!!! Muarice, he has to Austrailai urgently been called back urgently! He must there go NOW mes amis!!! He has on the next flight with Atterrissage Forcé booked himself. Again, he will be flying Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class. The LUXURY, mes amis, it you would not beleive!

Eh bien, Muarhijçe he must now go. He will his Dodge Monaco to the hairport drive, and then the hairyplane to Austrillia catch. Once in Brisbane or Sydney or wherever it is to which Muirise flies, he will his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV pick up, and to Paris Australia drivinate. Then he can turn off the light he in his house in Paris Australia left on, and then Mirise le genie can to Armidale France once again head back.

Eh bien, mes amis, you can see how dedicated to energy saving Mior®oßê is!!! He is ALL THAT WAY willing to fly just to a light switch off!

He will keep you updated with how this odyssey most exciting unfolds!!! KEep reading, readers most loyal!!! And you can bask in the genius of Maurice de Perfossor, genius! OR en francais: Mauricea jours de la Perfossor invités, un brillant nager dans la boîte (hmmm... GOogle Translate claims this translates as "Maurice Perfossor days of the guests, a brilliant swim in the box" -- GOOGLE!!! YOU MUCH WORK ON YOUR TRANSLATOR HAVE TO DO!!!)