Tuesday 31 August 2010

Mirhose SACKED by ignorant Non-geynius university

Mes amis, teh past few days for Mweris much truamatic has been. He on Wednesday last week to teh University here in Paris, NSW, Australia went as he is a lecturer most magnifique here and he just rembered he had not to work been in over a year so it good probably would be to check in and see taht everything okay was.

WELL! Everytihng okay was NOT! Tehy Mirrhoçe had sacked!!! FIRED!!! Tehy had his job taken away, SIMPLY beacuase he had not for so long up to work turned!! Tehy had even given his office to anohter staff member!!! Mirwose canot understand how tehy could sack a person of such evwident geynius as Meruse!!! He a long argument wiht teh secretary and depratment head had, and tehy most unraesonabley called teh polis (just because Merrhuse a few chairs threw around! It was nothing!!). Luckily, tehy allowed him to claim back his few personal possessions which he in his office had left, and tehn he had to go.

Mirrhose has teh past week been teh université every day phoning to see if tehy will change teihr minds, but alas it seems tehy cannot teh grate geynius of Miwrose recognise.. What a pity... for TEHM. Murrhise, he jobs wiht Other univwersityies has and he sure is taht they would not him sack,.

WELL. In a few days, Mirrhose Australie leaves. He will be to Buenos Aires for a week be going, and tehn onwards to France. Wish hm Bon Voyage, mes amis!!!

Sunday 1 August 2010

Mirrhose in Australie!!!!1!

You raed it right, Mwreise is once again back in Australie, his HOME LAND!!! He once again back in his ancestral home town of Paris, NSW. He much pleased to be home is.

His flight wiht Atterissage Forcé much plaesant was, and he made use of many of teh optoinal extras taht he mistakenly ordered. Some of tehse were good, but not quite waht Murrhyse had expectinated. For example, he asked for his glass of champagne & plate of caviar. Unfrotunately, instaed he got sparkling mineral water and a hard boiled egg. Teh hostess said taht this was "Close Enough". He much plaesed wiht his complementary overnight stay in a 3 star hotel in Paris was, though.

Eh bien, teh MAIN thing is taht the hairyplane, it crashed did not. ANd now, after a mere five-day long flight, he back in Australie is. He has been enjoyinating living in his family hosue in Paris, NSW, Australie. He has been enjoying stroling once more down teh wide boulevards of Paris, NSW, and drinking cofe in teh many caffes and tehre many long discussions wiht his freinds (although they his intelectual inferiors are - EVERYBODY is teh intellectual inferior to Murrhose).

He also much his HSV Malloo drivinating aruond Paris, NSW has been enjoyinating -- though he a SAFE, RESPONSIBIBLE dirver is, and NEVER dirves aruond town at more than 250km/h, and always makes certain he has NOT drunk more tahn two (2) bottels of whine before he driving goes.

Eh bien, taht is all. Mirrhwse is teh Quiet Life in Paris, NSW enjoyinating. He will post more to his Wobleg magnifique (ie. this web page!!!1!!) as exciting tihngs happen. Until then, à bientot!