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Mes amis --- Mjorhowse teh geynius and Aglié, they for a drive went and this time Muirowse genarously let his bon ami Aglei drivinate. Oh but he not such a good dirver as Mjrjse is!! He went so slow!!! For murose it wery tedius was -- we NEVER went faster than 120km/h!!! SUCH SLOWNESßS!!

Eh bien, when Aglie and Mjuirose (geynius) to teh castle got back, Aglie he suggested we for a look around teh castle went. Well, this such a good idea was that Muras just had to agreeinate!!! There are many rooms in teh castle, many wiht original furnishings, so there much interesting to see was. Well, mes amis, in teh librarry, burried in amongst a pile of books on geology and astrology, was a book most unique!!!

It, an ancient laether bounded volume called Gli antichi segreti dei Templari was -- this, it means "Teh Ancient Hidden Secrets of teh Templars"!!! It was clearly published before 1750 was, and so Aglie up on it fell with much delgiht. There, there a MAP was, showing teh location of some of teh hidden Templar castles, and the conetents page listed detailed descritpiton of EVERY hidden secret Templar plot. This , it too much a good find was!! Mirrhowse he could not it beleive!! AND yet, it true was!!!

Well , mes amis, Muirrhowse teh geynius and Aglie will now to the study of Mirwse this take. AND There we will now it Studyinate. Mirwose, he is certain that the two minds of these scholars most eminant (though of course Mueworse he is teh MOST eminant) will together SOMETHING of most important significance in this document unqiue be able to findinate!!!

Castelli di Maurice - a great whine in teh making!!!!

Mes amis, mon Ami agly and Murrhose the geynius have been sitting up all night about the vineyard de Mauryse talkinating!!! According to Uglie, Muirhose has has Merlot, Sangiovese, Trebbiano and ugni blanc in his vienyard planted already. Maerease, he suggested to AGLIE plantinating Cabernet blanc, but Aglie, he objected just because "this grape vaierity does not exhist". AS if that to a geynius matters!! Hah. No! It does not!!! Still, maybe on this ocaisin the non-geynius is write. Muirjohse, he will pretendinate Aglie suggested Cabernet blanc and Muirrhuse HE disagreed!!!1!

We aslo the Templar conspiracy disccusinated, and Aglei many new tihngs about teh Templar conspiracy to take over the world told Muirirse. Apparently,  microwave meals are a BIG part of this conspiracy!!!!!! Muirojse, he just knew it!!

Eh bien, it is true, it quite an evening is. Now Agli he has said that he wants to try dirvinating Muirhose his lamborghini. So after we brakefast have had, wee will for a drivinate go. THIS time, though, Mirirse le driving geynius will be teh PASSENGER in his car own == AGLEI teh DIRVER will be!!!1!

Arrivinated at GENZANO DI ROMA!!!1!

MES AMIS!!! I think Aglie was disappointed much to in teh 2CV rather than the Lamborghini drivinate -- still, next time, mon ami, next time. ALSO, I think he happy not with the expert driving of Mjurowse was -- Muirhjse the geynius driver was only doing 170km/h, so maybe he to slow was drivinating? NEXT time, he will AT LEAST 220km/h try drivinating, may be that will Agly make more relaxed & not tense and scared looking make!!!

Eh bien, we finally now in Genzano di Roma are, and that teh MAIN thing is. Muhrowse will now his guest most esteemed (almost, but not quite as aestemmed as Merhiuse himslef!!) around the estate -- or "Castello di Maurice", as Muirowhse he llikes to it call --- showinate him. OKAY, so teh drive it took a BIT longer than Mjuowrhyse he planninated, and Aglie he siad that Miowrwse he a few rwong turnings maded - but such triviailities do not to a geynius like Morrrhuse matter!!! Eh bien, here the route is:


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Agluy was most intrigued to about the TEMPLAR history of teh castle hearinate. "I knew it!" He said. "IT proves that you must have that secret map!!! I'll get it off you someho... Er, I mean, Er, Nice castle, Maurice!!" Miuerohse, eh did not understand what Aglei meant by that, except that he teh castle likes. And he also by teh TEMPLAR history most intrigunated is!!!

EH BIEN, must go for a walk now!! UNTIL LATER!!!!!!

Tomoorrow

Tommorow, mes amis, mon ami Algie and Murhese, the greatest geynius teh world has ever seen ever , will to the hosue of Mjowryse in the Castelli Romani will tomoorow   go!! Mirhöse, he wait cannot! It magnifique will be! Ah, but do not be afeared, mon ami: Murhose will of all the exciting things that happen you keep infromed! Oh yes he will!!!

Hmm.. Should Mirowse his Lamborghini drive, or maybe his new 2CV?? He decided canot!!!1! Maybe Iglae will teh 2CV prefer...

Two Steam Horses

Muaejwryse he has on the tellyphone with Ratatataoskr spoken. Ratatoskra has Muiirhuwse his new car to Muiiwrise his Italian castle delivered. You may rember that when Muirowse he he thought that he was bank rupt, he a new LADA himself bought. Well, it turns out he needs it not -- or maybe he does, it for around teh estate will be good to drivinate, on teh dirt tracks and fields where his Lamborghini it no good is.

Also, Muirroise found he a slight mistake made and did not a LADA NIVA buyinate, he a Citroën 2CV boughtinate. It seem that Mirowse he somehow managed to on teh worng car bidinate on eBay.es.

 

Ah well, it much fun arround his estate to drivinate will be. And Ratatatatatatoskr has said that he will at teh car look, and for problems mechannical look and them solvinate which for Muiiwworuse a great favour will be as even though Mirose a greyte geynius is his genyis it does NOT streatch as far as ADVANCED CAR MAINTENANCE, mes amis. Aeroplanes, maybe. But not cars.

Lada NIVA - The NEW car of CHOICE for MUIRHO∫E teh GEYNIUS

Mes amis, Muirrhuse has on to eBay.fr logged on to, and has found himself a Lada Niva foure wheel driven car to replace his Rolls Royce, Bugatti and Lamborghini cars.

Bit of a come down for our great Geynius Miow®hoße, mes amis, quite a bit of a come down from his Ferrari --- but what can he do? Mon ami Capitan (non, mon ex-ami le Capitan) said his credit cards could no longer use -- so Murrhüøsåe must his own money use. And of that he has not much!!

Eh bien, this car new it will be of much service for Müriyse to arround his vineyard new drivinate. And he will be able to much money make selling his Castello di Maurice wine and olives, from his new country estatate in ITalia.

Muirrhowse has for teh car wiht pay pal just payinated. ANd now his bon ami Ratatoskr will collect it for him, and to Muirrhywße's new home in Itali it drive. And then he will able be to Muiirhuse help his old cars sellinate. Watch eBay.it, mes amis, watch eBay.fr!!

Woe is Meuwrose!

Muirrhyse, he is not certain what to do! The catatsorophy most catistrofieck that Muiirhyse has it, it is catatatstroetirophic! Even for such a great geynisu as Muirrhuse, he not certain what to do is!

Mes amis, he is not certain which of his hosues in Europe to sellinate. Maybe he should his new castel in Italy keep, at least from this he can some muney make by selling teh wine and teh olives that he will at this new hosue grow. But what of his apartment most beautiful in Paris? Or his chateau in teh south of France! Oh mes amis, it really is too much for Murrrowse to bear!!

Also, he will have to his new Lamborghini most beleoved trade in for
another Lada. And all his other cars, he will them have to sellinate too!

Also, who will pay for his new book to be published? It is not cheap, mes amis! Le publisher de Maurice, M. Garamond, is wery suportive of teh great geynisu that is Muirrowse, but even so he must Muaerowse much muney charge to his books publish -- that is publishing, mes amis, that is publishing.

Eh bien, do not worrry my raeders. Muirrhowse will of something thinkk -- do not worry yourselfs! It may be a hard challenge, but MUIEAEROWYESE is a great GEYNIUS. ANd a GREAT GEYNIUS as that CAN DO ANYTHING!!

Breakfast on teh run....

Wow! Muirrhise he is now able to experience teh glory that is Rhôme -- and just in time for breakfast, mes amis! So many beautiful and hysteric buildings! So many cafe-lined squares so elegant!! It is in such as squire that muirrrhuse he is now sitting, enjoying a breakfast most leaisurely.

Hold on mes amis!! This sign, it says that Muirrhyowse he in Gdańsk is, not Rhôme. So that, it explains why everyone Polish is speaking, not Italian! Dobrze, że wyjaśnia wszystko!

Well, moi znajomi, Muirrhyse must now finish his espresso and into his Lamborghini get, and see if to Rhôme by lunch time he can it make... Życz mu szczęścia, moim przyjaciołom i lojalni czytelnicy! Σύντομα θα πρέπει να είναι στη Ρώμη...

In Oslo

How did that happen?? Muirrhise, he is certain that OSLO, it is not meant to be on teh way for him from Armidale in France to Rhôme in Italia. This is quite odd, mes amis, quite odd.

Still, Muirrhyse must keep dirving. SO tired, but must keeep on.

Right. Ignition on, car into first gear, and put le foot de Muirrhyse down on teh accelerelerator. And get teh car back up to 200mph as quickly as possible...

Driving break

Muirrhose he has for a coffee stopped somewhere near - er, what does that sign it say - near Lisboa. He still on his way to Rhôme is, and is much looking forward to there getting. He will be meeting with his publisher M. Garamond also whilst in Rhome, luckily he also is visiting that city now.

M. Garamond was Muiirrhese asking how he could these many hosues afford to buyinate!! Simple, mon ami, wery simple. Firstly, he has many kredit kards which he from M. le Captain Jerrold von Obiwankanobe got when the Kaptains bag Muirrhuse he borrowed. He will also be able to use the Captains documents to get a loan -- he is certain that the Kaptain he will not mind for such a geynius as Miurrhose to this do. After all, he has only complained once -- and that was just to chocolate cake offer.

ALso, he has his share of the US$35million he helped the fiendly M. J. Oke move out of Benin on behalf of le African Non-Monetary Articulate Albatross Bank (ANMAAB). That was quite a bit, mes amis, quite a bit!!!

Ah, le temps! Le temps!! Muirrhyse must his espresso finish, and in his Lamborghini get, and continue dirving south. At 200mph, it should not long take!!!!!!!!

What Muirhyse is missing still.....

Well, mes amis, Muirrrhyse was sitting at his kitchen table in his hosue in Armidale, France and he was starting to be thinking about all the houses he owns (his "Property potfolio" as Ratatoskr it calls).

He has

in France -

• A château near Arles in teh South of France
• A château near Armidale in teh North of France
• An appartment on Rue Mouffetarde in Parys

In his homeland, Austaliaia:

• A modest hosue in his dear little town of Paris, New South Wales
• Err... Thats about it. Maybe he should a hosue in Sydney also buy???

Ah! But raeding trhough this list, MUIRHHYSEE has noticed an OVERSITE for a GEYNIUS of HIS LEVEL!!!! He, he does not an apartment in Rome have! This, it must be fixed imeadiatley! So naturally Muirrowse to Google races.

This appartment would be PERFECT for Muirrhyse, and costs only €6,500,000. It three bedream is, and is in Centro Storico, Rome.
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=73

(Photos reproduced from propertyinrome.com)

Also, this it for Mioiuruse teh geynius would be prefect: a Campo di Fiori penthouse!! It only €3,200,000! And it has a patio graden! PERFECT for inviting his bon amai Aglie around!
http://www.accomodationsrome.com/apartment_detail.asp?ID=2944

(Photos reproduced from accomodationsrome.com)

OR this villa most charming, in teh Castelli Romani region - whit vine yar d and OLIVE trees, mes amis. Yes, it is correct!! IF Muiirowse he this got, soon you could be dirnking Chateau Muirowse -- ah what new tihngs such a great genyus could to whine production bring!!!!
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=59

 

 

(Photos reproduced from propertyinrome.com)

Hmmm.... Maybe he is liking teh idea of a villa in teh countryside wery much. Or MAYBE he a town apartment needs, AND a country villlalala -- with VIENYARD and OLIVE TWEE GROVE....

Also, now he in ITALY will be living, he needs some cars ITALIAN to his collection to add, so Muirhse when he in rome is he will Italianan cars to drivinate will have. So, this mroning he has bought himself

• a Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce 2 seat manual V12
• an Alfa Romeo GT 3.2 V6
• a Ferrari FXX

Teh LAMBORGHINIININI:

 

 

Well, Muirhyse will more about his new houses(eses) in ROME -- and his new cars itallian -- tell you much more soon. Stay tuned, mes amis, stay tunred!!!!!