Sunday 25 November 2007

The Captains bag

Mes amis, Mowrrhyçe snuck into the bridge at night and stole the captian's Prada bag. Alas, there was no coffee or espresso machine in it though it was most heavy.

Here is what it contained

  • Another satelite telephone

  • A GPS unit

  • A hand gun

  • Several kilograms of useless talcum powder

  • A laptop computer

  • Several GSM mobile phones

  • Several books, including The MI5 Handbook: CLASSIFIED Section 272/3a, The CIA Operative's Covert Ops Guide and So You've Decided to Be a Double Agent for the KGB.

  • About thirty clear glass-like stones, nicely cut

  • A hot water bottle

  • Three bottles of rum, one of whisky

  • US$100,000 in cash, plus miscellaneous credit cards under various names

  • Five passports, all from different countries and under different names. Strange, the photo is all of the capitan


Friends, Morrhyse took this back to his room but was much disappointed when he found nothing of interest in it. So I returned to the bridge, and continued to search. After a few minutes, Morrhyse found an esperesso machine and some coffee hidden away. Victory at last!

Since the bridge is not often unattended, Morrhyse had to make quick his getaway, before he was noticed.

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