well mes amis it 4 am here in buenos aires is and maurhise he has just woeken up for some raison that he does not understand, even touhg he asleep again would much liek to be. well mes amis before he has anohter cuople of panadol and a verre d'eau he just wanted to wobleg post writeinate.
despite his... bad luck (yes, tahts right, it was simply bad luck and too anyone cuold have hapeneded... evwen a grate geynius such as miroçe..) muarhise is enjoyinating his stay in argentina ..., he was lpanning to dirve up to his estancia today planning but maybe he tihnks he will now stay in buenos aires until he better feels. maybe he will on tuesday tehre dirvinate.
anywayss mes amis, murrhose will now back to bedd go. he pormices himslef eggs benedict for brakefast wehn he gets up.
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Thursday, 26 November 2009
The whines of Castello di Mjurhyse -- oh noes!!!
Oh noes!!! Myerüise his telefone just was ringing, and THIS time he decided that it, it he would answer. And it was his bon ami Aglÿ! He much plesaed to him from him hear, and wanted all teh news of his Templar inwestiginations in Europe about hear. But alas, Aglie had a reminder for Myrÿrse that not good was. He asked how teh harvest & whinemaking at Castelo di Mèrése was along getting. This was a shock to Meruyse, he had about this FORGOTTEN COMPLETELY!!!
Ugliè is much worried that teh grapes, tehy will have already rotted on teh vines, and no good be. But Mierwose, he is hoping that maybe some will be O.Kay for a special late harverst dessert whine.
Well, mes amis, Mjÿrïse he will to Italy wonce more next week be going back, & seeing if he can rescue some of teh grpe harvest *& some good whine make. Wish Meruseise luck!!!! not that it he will need, he a geynius is, and for a geynius anything is posible.
Ugliè is much worried that teh grapes, tehy will have already rotted on teh vines, and no good be. But Mierwose, he is hoping that maybe some will be O.Kay for a special late harverst dessert whine.
Well, mes amis, Mjÿrïse he will to Italy wonce more next week be going back, & seeing if he can rescue some of teh grpe harvest *& some good whine make. Wish Meruseise luck!!!! not that it he will need, he a geynius is, and for a geynius anything is posible.
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Not again, mes amis.......
Well, mes amis, Mweruise he is now OUT of Melborne at high speed dirvinating, just to make this wobleg post stopping. Mes amis, it seems that the polis here also in teh control of teh Templars are!! Just as Miuerÿse was just starting to a few promising leads about teh templars get, he was by teh polis wonce again over pulled.
They said something about "escaping custody" and "arrest warrent" when they Mjueruse recognised, these must Templar things be!! Luckily Mueruse managed to get away. he pretended (again) that his dirving licence was in his car's glovebox, and when he back into his car got to "retreive it", he instead away at high speed drove. Phew! What a Lucky Escape for M. Murise!!
Well, mes amis, Mërhuse he is now heading for his old home Town of Paris, Australia. He is certain that THERE,, THERE the polis will not have by teh Templars have been infiltrated!
They said something about "escaping custody" and "arrest warrent" when they Mjueruse recognised, these must Templar things be!! Luckily Mueruse managed to get away. he pretended (again) that his dirving licence was in his car's glovebox, and when he back into his car got to "retreive it", he instead away at high speed drove. Phew! What a Lucky Escape for M. Murise!!
Well, mes amis, Mërhuse he is now heading for his old home Town of Paris, Australia. He is certain that THERE,, THERE the polis will not have by teh Templars have been infiltrated!
Monday, 19 October 2009
Arrestinated
MEs amis, bad news!!! Your bold corrrespondant, Mwrhyçe de Perfosswr, has arrestinated been by teh Polis in Adelaïde, South Australaialaialia!
But first, teh details. Mes amis, Merrhyse has much about a secret Templar cell in Adelaïde been out findinating. He even managed to infiltrate teh Masons head quaters, and there found out much that was wery interesting. But the polis here, they must be under teh control of teh feindish Templars!!! This afternoon, whilst Muarhywse was around Adeláïde drivinating, he was by teh Polis pulled up.
They claimed he was "speeding" becuase he was at 120km/hour drivinating, even though this much slow is. THEY claimed that Mwroyse should at 50k/hour driving been, but this, it rediculous is!!! Then they looked on their comptutor, and claimed that the truck that Merrôse dirving was was STOLEN! They it claimed it stolen from Sydney airport had been some weeks ago!!!1! Well, Mweriouse camly tried to explain that it his truck was, and that it at Sudney airport had been for him left instead of Mowerhyse his Lamborghini due to a Mix Up, but alas they would not Merewse beleive.
THEN, they asked to see Muiwrrhyse his "dirvers lisence". Still, Merwwyse remained wery calm. That polise man had no excuse for trying to punch Mwerrhyse back. He explained that he, as a geynius, did not NEED a dirvers liccense, but alas they him would not beleive but instead him arrestinated. At this point, I (Mwrwuyse) realised that this, it must a TEMPLAR plot be. The TEMPLARS will stop at NOTHING, NOTHING mes amis to STOP mjewruse form them exposing. STill, teh polis did not THAT annoyed have to get, Merruse only slightly punched and bit one of teh polis offisers, and only one (1) of the polise cars was beyond repair demaged!
But do not fear, my bon amis. Mwerewwrse a BOLD PLAN for escapinating has, and will blog more when he free wonce again is!!!1!
But first, teh details. Mes amis, Merrhyse has much about a secret Templar cell in Adelaïde been out findinating. He even managed to infiltrate teh Masons head quaters, and there found out much that was wery interesting. But the polis here, they must be under teh control of teh feindish Templars!!! This afternoon, whilst Muarhywse was around Adeláïde drivinating, he was by teh Polis pulled up.
They claimed he was "speeding" becuase he was at 120km/hour drivinating, even though this much slow is. THEY claimed that Mwroyse should at 50k/hour driving been, but this, it rediculous is!!! Then they looked on their comptutor, and claimed that the truck that Merrôse dirving was was STOLEN! They it claimed it stolen from Sydney airport had been some weeks ago!!!1! Well, Mweriouse camly tried to explain that it his truck was, and that it at Sudney airport had been for him left instead of Mowerhyse his Lamborghini due to a Mix Up, but alas they would not Merewse beleive.
THEN, they asked to see Muiwrrhyse his "dirvers lisence". Still, Merwwyse remained wery calm. That polise man had no excuse for trying to punch Mwerrhyse back. He explained that he, as a geynius, did not NEED a dirvers liccense, but alas they him would not beleive but instead him arrestinated. At this point, I (Mwrwuyse) realised that this, it must a TEMPLAR plot be. The TEMPLARS will stop at NOTHING, NOTHING mes amis to STOP mjewruse form them exposing. STill, teh polis did not THAT annoyed have to get, Merruse only slightly punched and bit one of teh polis offisers, and only one (1) of the polise cars was beyond repair demaged!
But do not fear, my bon amis. Mwerewwrse a BOLD PLAN for escapinating has, and will blog more when he free wonce again is!!!1!
Thursday, 1 October 2009
This is your capitain speaking....
Well, earlier Mhwrÿse he too soon spoke. He joked that maybe they would him teh plane ask to flyinate!! But then, both teh Pilot AND teh Co Pilot, they teh Bœuf bourguignon for lunch had, and now tehy BOTH food poisoning have. As does any body else who was not as wise as Mjerüse, who teh Bouillabaisse had.
Well, mes amis. No time for more blogging or twitterittering. Mheruse has a plane full of people to fly! Wish him luck!!! Not that he it needs, he anything can do as he a GEYNIUS is.
Well, mes amis. No time for more blogging or twitterittering. Mheruse has a plane full of people to fly! Wish him luck!!! Not that he it needs, he anything can do as he a GEYNIUS is.
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
Back home at Castello di Mjewrhyse!
Well, it much to much long been has since here Mjerise here postinated. Well, he to Castello Malbork & Back has been. It much slowness was, as Aglie on driving he insistinated. Not good! Much slowness!!
But that, it not teh WORST bit of teh trip was. Teh meeting wiht teh Templar Gradn Master, it well did not go!! Mjeroise, he cannot about this now write but soon he will do so.
Eh bien, it good to back at Castello di Mjérése is!! Home safe & suond!!
But that, it not teh WORST bit of teh trip was. Teh meeting wiht teh Templar Gradn Master, it well did not go!! Mjeroise, he cannot about this now write but soon he will do so.
Eh bien, it good to back at Castello di Mjérése is!! Home safe & suond!!
Saturday, 20 June 2009
KIDNAPPED!! by teh TEMPLARS!! At least, that the story Mjurhowse Ugliè will tell is.
Anyway mon ami Aglie he is coming to Montreal to Muruse see and teh routes des vins together dirivinate arround in Mjerhyse his hired Rolls Royce. But Merrowse, he not yet to Aglie has explained why and how he teh meeting of teh secret society most secret in a hurry unexpectidly left. Muirowse, he does not want Uglie to think that Murriwse lefft as he them was fooling, and need to get away before they found out. But what to say??!?!
AHAH! That, it is it, mes amis! Mjuroswe, he will them tell that he kidnapped by teh templars was! YES mon ami, that geynius Murrowse he can see it all now -- that is why he a grate geynius is. He will them tell that the Templars kidnapped Mearrowse when the secret society mememebrs there backs were turned. This, this will let Mjuroase off teh hook. Also, it them will make think that the claims de Muirhyse, they MUST be genuine. OR why would teh templars him try to kindapinate?
Then he them will tell how Muirrowse the Grand MAster outwitted, and away got. Such a tale of genuisness, daring and great inteeligence!! It almost a pity it true is not.
AHAH! That, it is it, mes amis! Mjuroswe, he will them tell that he kidnapped by teh templars was! YES mon ami, that geynius Murrowse he can see it all now -- that is why he a grate geynius is. He will them tell that the Templars kidnapped Mearrowse when the secret society mememebrs there backs were turned. This, this will let Mjuroase off teh hook. Also, it them will make think that the claims de Muirhyse, they MUST be genuine. OR why would teh templars him try to kindapinate?
Then he them will tell how Muirrowse the Grand MAster outwitted, and away got. Such a tale of genuisness, daring and great inteeligence!! It almost a pity it true is not.
Tuesday, 16 June 2009
Brakefast!!
MES AMIS, Mjérhiüse he has just break fast haded at his hotel most magnifique in montreal where staying he is. Well, it much better than many of the other hôtels which Maerwose le genie has wiht his presence graced. For one thing, the hôtelier a grate geynius like Mjoreuse is!!
Well, Mjoruse wiht teh food here much impressed is. Normally, Meorwse for brake fast often just bacon and eggs to have has. AND often even that, that he cannot get done porpelly! Well not here mon ami!! NO, mon amis, here Murise had a breakfast most magnifique!!! To start with he ha a cafe au lait and brioche, just to Mjorrrhîse up wake. Then he on to a truffle omlette moved, washed down wiht 1976 Moët et Chandon "Vintage Brut Dom Pérignon Oenothèque Blanc" Champagne, then on to caviar, smoked salmon and oysters wiht MORE of teh champagne. Thne, he had some orange juice to this wash down, then pains au chocolat and pains aux raisins wiht lots of cafe au lait!! LOTS of cafe au lait, to Mjorhese help wake up..
Then he decided to test M. l'hôtelier to see just how much of a geynius he is. SO, instead of talking to him in ENglish, Mjorise talked to him in ETRUSCAN, a wery obscure language wot not many poeple know. "Bonjour, comment êtes-vous ce matin?" Mjoreése asked. And amazing! M. l'Hôtelier he also Etruscan knew, and much fluent was!! "Très bien, monsieur, et vous?" he asked. Well, Maehryose this was able to answer but then M. l'Hotelier had more to say but alas even le grate geynie Muarose he not as fluent in Etruscan was.
Well, Mjoruse wiht teh food here much impressed is. Normally, Meorwse for brake fast often just bacon and eggs to have has. AND often even that, that he cannot get done porpelly! Well not here mon ami!! NO, mon amis, here Murise had a breakfast most magnifique!!! To start with he ha a cafe au lait and brioche, just to Mjorrrhîse up wake. Then he on to a truffle omlette moved, washed down wiht 1976 Moët et Chandon "Vintage Brut Dom Pérignon Oenothèque Blanc" Champagne, then on to caviar, smoked salmon and oysters wiht MORE of teh champagne. Thne, he had some orange juice to this wash down, then pains au chocolat and pains aux raisins wiht lots of cafe au lait!! LOTS of cafe au lait, to Mjorhese help wake up..
Then he decided to test M. l'hôtelier to see just how much of a geynius he is. SO, instead of talking to him in ENglish, Mjorise talked to him in ETRUSCAN, a wery obscure language wot not many poeple know. "Bonjour, comment êtes-vous ce matin?" Mjoreése asked. And amazing! M. l'Hôtelier he also Etruscan knew, and much fluent was!! "Très bien, monsieur, et vous?" he asked. Well, Maehryose this was able to answer but then M. l'Hotelier had more to say but alas even le grate geynie Muarose he not as fluent in Etruscan was.
Friday, 29 May 2009
Mjérêse killer jet lag again gets.
WOAH!!! Teh JET LAG, it has just Mjruse hit just now and it is KILLER JET LAG is!!! He must sleep now mes amis.
First, Murríse must himslef a hot chococolate make, and to bed go. Even tough it only 17:30 is!!!1!
Well, he himslef cannot awake any longer keep. He so tired is. Must sleep.
So tired. Must sleep. Sleep must. Soo tirred!!
Excuse-moi, mon ami. Must go to bed now. Mjïrôse, he will sit up in bed and read Proust if he can. And drink hot chocolate. Then sleep (did Muerose that already mention? He remememeber cannot!!!?!).
First, Murríse must himslef a hot chococolate make, and to bed go. Even tough it only 17:30 is!!!1!
Well, he himslef cannot awake any longer keep. He so tired is. Must sleep.
So tired. Must sleep. Sleep must. Soo tirred!!
Excuse-moi, mon ami. Must go to bed now. Mjïrôse, he will sit up in bed and read Proust if he can. And drink hot chocolate. Then sleep (did Muerose that already mention? He remememeber cannot!!!?!).
Monday, 25 May 2009
Phew!!!
Mes amis, it looks like once again the greate geynius of Mjérhwse has triumphed once again!! Eh bien, it is true mon ami, it looks like Mwrwyse he has an ENTIRE SECRET SOCIETY foolinated. Yes! He tricked them into thinking that he to them has Anceint Secret Templar Knowleedge them gived.
At teh moment he in his NEW apratment in New York is but wonce he this wobleg post has wrotten, he will point his web borwser to airfrance.fr and hairyplane tockets buyinate.
Oh noes!!! The tickets of First class (La Première) costinate €7,490 !! This, it much more than the frist class tockets of Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class (wihc only cost €5.99) - -
but - - Mjîrwose he thinks after such a greayte victory,, he himslef can give a bit of a treat. JUST as a wonce off.
Also teh hairyplanes of Air France are much better than those of Atterissage Forcé --
and that quite a treat will be!! A whole flight without an engine catching fire!!!1!
At teh moment he in his NEW apratment in New York is but wonce he this wobleg post has wrotten, he will point his web borwser to airfrance.fr and hairyplane tockets buyinate.
Oh noes!!! The tickets of First class (La Première) costinate €7,490 !! This, it much more than the frist class tockets of Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class (wihc only cost €5.99) - -
Also teh hairyplanes of Air France are much better than those of Atterissage Forcé --
and that quite a treat will be!! A whole flight without an engine catching fire!!!1!
Friday, 1 May 2009
THE visit of mon BON ami AGLIE!!!
Mes amis, mon bon ami Aglie a visit most magnifique had but alas he had to leave on teh 29th -- this, it one day later than planed it was and Aglei he to leave did not. Alas, he business most pressing elsewhere had, and he it could not off put, even for his bon ami teh geynius Mjrwose.
Alas, even with searching most extensive trhough teh vaults and libraries of Muirowes hes new hosue, we could not any real evidence of secret templar plot conspiracies findinate, so Mirise he had to a few more make up. OF course, Aglie he of these was most keen to hear. Mjorose he likes an auidence appreciative!!
The last night Agly he was here (Tuesday) we a dinner most magnifique had!!! Muirose, he Casuolet cookinated, and he several bottles of his collection of Romanée-Conti out got for us to drinkinate - teh 1908, 1918, 1928, 1948, 1958, 1968, 1978, 1998, and 2008 -- YES it is correct Mirrose he thought it good to be would to a bottle for every decade drinkinate would! But ALAS! He teh 1988 had not did not have. ALSO teh 2008 it too young was. murose he should have it left wait. but even such a great geynius this did not knowinate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still, this it much good was. then Aglieu and Miurose, we a bottle of 1885 Château d'Yquem hadinate. THEN we to bed had to go- SUDDENLY tired!!!
Eh bien, it a good week was. AND in a few days, Mirrowse will for argentina to go to have to pack. This, it most excitign will be!! ESPECIALLY as Miroowes le genie will his bon amis M. Aglie & M. Garamond there get to meet again, at a secret meeting!!!!! Now he is to his cellar going to going to go, and a bottle of Beaujolais himself for to dirnk get. Routine, Routine, ROutine!!
Hmm... This wall.. Why does it sound hollow? Mirhyse, eh wonders What WOULD happen if he to press this ornamental carving would happen???
Alas, even with searching most extensive trhough teh vaults and libraries of Muirowes hes new hosue, we could not any real evidence of secret templar plot conspiracies findinate, so Mirise he had to a few more make up. OF course, Aglie he of these was most keen to hear. Mjorose he likes an auidence appreciative!!
The last night Agly he was here (Tuesday) we a dinner most magnifique had!!! Muirose, he Casuolet cookinated, and he several bottles of his collection of Romanée-Conti out got for us to drinkinate - teh 1908, 1918, 1928, 1948, 1958, 1968, 1978, 1998, and 2008 -- YES it is correct Mirrose he thought it good to be would to a bottle for every decade drinkinate would! But ALAS! He teh 1988 had not did not have. ALSO teh 2008 it too young was. murose he should have it left wait. but even such a great geynius this did not knowinate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still, this it much good was. then Aglieu and Miurose, we a bottle of 1885 Château d'Yquem hadinate. THEN we to bed had to go- SUDDENLY tired!!!
Eh bien, it a good week was. AND in a few days, Mirrowse will for argentina to go to have to pack. This, it most excitign will be!! ESPECIALLY as Miroowes le genie will his bon amis M. Aglie & M. Garamond there get to meet again, at a secret meeting!!!!! Now he is to his cellar going to going to go, and a bottle of Beaujolais himself for to dirnk get. Routine, Routine, ROutine!!
Hmm... This wall.. Why does it sound hollow? Mirhyse, eh wonders What WOULD happen if he to press this ornamental carving would happen???
Saturday, 25 April 2009
Quelle catastrophie!
Mes amis, just as Aglie and Muirose teh geynius were together teh book ancient they foundinated calle d "Gli antichi segreti dei Templari together readinating, a thing most terrible it happened!! Mon bon ami Aglei, he had jiust to a part most interesting got, when Mirrhose he a sniggering sound herd. Mes amis, you caanot imagine how much this it upset Maerhoswe. He this sound knew!! It was teh chameleleon!!! IT MUST BE, mes amis!!!
But things, they were just about to much worse get. Mon ami Aglie, he said "Odd parchment this book is printed on. It feels almost... scaly". Then Mirrhose he raelised. Teh book! IT was real not, it teh cameleon in disguise was!!! At that piont teh book jumped out of teh hands of Aglie, and in to a corner scuttled. Aglie, he most amazed and disappointed was. But then he teh incident wiht teh 1929 Möet & Chändön Champagne rememberinated!! AND tehn he knew taht Mirrhowse he must by teh cameleleon being tormented must be!
Eh bien, now Muruse teh geynisu and his bon ami Aglie most continue to around teh castelli di mirise lookinate. May be we will some REAL treasures findinate!!!
But things, they were just about to much worse get. Mon ami Aglie, he said "Odd parchment this book is printed on. It feels almost... scaly". Then Mirrhose he raelised. Teh book! IT was real not, it teh cameleon in disguise was!!! At that piont teh book jumped out of teh hands of Aglie, and in to a corner scuttled. Aglie, he most amazed and disappointed was. But then he teh incident wiht teh 1929 Möet & Chändön Champagne rememberinated!! AND tehn he knew taht Mirrhowse he must by teh cameleleon being tormented must be!
Eh bien, now Muruse teh geynisu and his bon ami Aglie most continue to around teh castelli di mirise lookinate. May be we will some REAL treasures findinate!!!
Monday, 13 April 2009
UNLUCKY! UNLUCKY!
AAAARGH!!! Its friday teh 13th! Unlucky!! Unlucky!! AAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Oh no, hang on mes amis, apparently it it is MONDAY teh 13th. This, it not so unlucky is.
Mjuwryse, he much releaved is!!
Oh no, hang on mes amis, apparently it it is MONDAY teh 13th. This, it not so unlucky is.
Mjuwryse, he much releaved is!!
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