MES AMIS... tihs is a wobleg post much delayed... Muarrhose has pormised his fans most devoted taht he would woblegginate wery soon... and yet, it happened not.
Eh bien. Merose, he now in Sidney, NSW, Australie now is. He enjoyinating being in his nice littel apratment here is, though he not enjoying teh cold winter weather is. But he had QUITE teh adwenture getting to Sidney... he many wrong turnings took wehn dirving from Paris, NSW, Australie (A) to Sidney, NSW, Australie (H). HEre is teh route he tooked:
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Eh bien, it a long trip was. And, Morrhose wonce again had a run-in wiht teh flesh-eating Lesser Spotted Poison Fanged Kangaroo (Macropus venenum) once again. And, once agian, they tried to eat Mwrose. BUT ... luckily Merose a wery, wery fast car was dirvinating, so he able to escape wiht only minor damage to teh car (Tooth Marks, mes amis, Tooth Marks....). Teh less said, teh better.
EH BIEN.. Tihs cold, it is not agreeinating wiht Maerise. Non, mon ami, he is thinking whistfully of his chateau in Provence.... wehre it will be summer, and tehrefore Nice and Warm.
(ALSO, it is NEAR teh TOWN of NICE...,.., a good pun, is it not, mes amis???)
A bientot.
MOROSE.
Showing posts with label Armidale France. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Armidale France. Show all posts
Saturday, 16 July 2011
Sunday, 1 August 2010
Mirrhose in Australie!!!!1!
You raed it right, Mwreise is once again back in Australie, his HOME LAND!!! He once again back in his ancestral home town of Paris, NSW. He much pleased to be home is.
His flight wiht Atterissage Forcé much plaesant was, and he made use of many of teh optoinal extras taht he mistakenly ordered. Some of tehse were good, but not quite waht Murrhyse had expectinated. For example, he asked for his glass of champagne & plate of caviar. Unfrotunately, instaed he got sparkling mineral water and a hard boiled egg. Teh hostess said taht this was "Close Enough". He much plaesed wiht his complementary overnight stay in a 3 star hotel in Paris was, though.
Eh bien, teh MAIN thing is taht the hairyplane, it crashed did not. ANd now, after a mere five-day long flight, he back in Australie is. He has been enjoyinating living in his family hosue in Paris, NSW, Australie. He has been enjoying stroling once more down teh wide boulevards of Paris, NSW, and drinking cofe in teh many caffes and tehre many long discussions wiht his freinds (although they his intelectual inferiors are - EVERYBODY is teh intellectual inferior to Murrhose).
He also much his HSV Malloo drivinating aruond Paris, NSW has been enjoyinating -- though he a SAFE, RESPONSIBIBLE dirver is, and NEVER dirves aruond town at more than 250km/h, and always makes certain he has NOT drunk more tahn two (2) bottels of whine before he driving goes.
Eh bien, taht is all. Mirrhwse is teh Quiet Life in Paris, NSW enjoyinating. He will post more to his Wobleg magnifique (ie. this web page!!!1!!) as exciting tihngs happen. Until then, à bientot!
His flight wiht Atterissage Forcé much plaesant was, and he made use of many of teh optoinal extras taht he mistakenly ordered. Some of tehse were good, but not quite waht Murrhyse had expectinated. For example, he asked for his glass of champagne & plate of caviar. Unfrotunately, instaed he got sparkling mineral water and a hard boiled egg. Teh hostess said taht this was "Close Enough". He much plaesed wiht his complementary overnight stay in a 3 star hotel in Paris was, though.
Eh bien, teh MAIN thing is taht the hairyplane, it crashed did not. ANd now, after a mere five-day long flight, he back in Australie is. He has been enjoyinating living in his family hosue in Paris, NSW, Australie. He has been enjoying stroling once more down teh wide boulevards of Paris, NSW, and drinking cofe in teh many caffes and tehre many long discussions wiht his freinds (although they his intelectual inferiors are - EVERYBODY is teh intellectual inferior to Murrhose).
He also much his HSV Malloo drivinating aruond Paris, NSW has been enjoyinating -- though he a SAFE, RESPONSIBIBLE dirver is, and NEVER dirves aruond town at more than 250km/h, and always makes certain he has NOT drunk more tahn two (2) bottels of whine before he driving goes.
Eh bien, taht is all. Mirrhwse is teh Quiet Life in Paris, NSW enjoyinating. He will post more to his Wobleg magnifique (ie. this web page!!!1!!) as exciting tihngs happen. Until then, à bientot!
Monday, 13 July 2009
Porperty Portfolio - Updatinated
Aglie has just Mjerrose been showing Mjerése a 8th century Templar book, full of secret Templar hystery and secret World Domination plans.
It much exciting was, and Mjerîse thinkinates that they much about teh Templar plots can out findinate. ALso, it teh land on which Castello di Muruse was on built it mentions, which much exciting is.
On teh same subject, Mjereóse has been think wonce again about his porpetry portfolio. SO FAR he has,
in France -
In Argentina:
Well... maybe this is enough houses for now. FOR NOW. But Mjeroése also a hosue in Montreal, Canada wants, and maybe a BIG house near Melbourne, Australia
It much exciting was, and Mjerîse thinkinates that they much about teh Templar plots can out findinate. ALso, it teh land on which Castello di Muruse was on built it mentions, which much exciting is.
On teh same subject, Mjereóse has been think wonce again about his porpetry portfolio. SO FAR he has,
in France -
- A château near Arles in teh South of France
- A château near Armidale in teh North of France
- An appartment on Rue Mouffetarde in Parys
- A modest hosue in his dear little town of Paris, New South Wales
- An apratment RIGHT on teh harbour, near teh Harbour Bridge, in Sydney
- Castello di Maurice, near Genzano di Roma
- An Appartment on teh Campo de' Fiori
In Argentina:
- An apratment in San Telmo, Buenoes Aires
- A HUGE ranch in teh countryside
- BOTH of which he inheriniated from his rich unle Pedro inheritinated
- An porperty in Spain whihch he is yet to visitinate, also from his rich unle Pedro inheritinated
Well... maybe this is enough houses for now. FOR NOW. But Mjeroése also a hosue in Montreal, Canada wants, and maybe a BIG house near Melbourne, Australia
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Arrived in Rhome, Later than Planned
Muiirhyse, he arrived in Rhome has albeit later than planned he had to. According to his GPS, this, this is the route taken by Muirhese:
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Stupid GPS. Muioriuse, he is a greater geynius.
Still, Muiirrhyse he enjoyed visiting Gdańsk. And Oslo. And Gdańsk.
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Stupid GPS. Muioriuse, he is a greater geynius.
Still, Muiirrhyse he enjoyed visiting Gdańsk. And Oslo. And Gdańsk.
Monday, 16 March 2009
In Oslo
How did that happen?? Muirrhise, he is certain that OSLO, it is not meant to be on teh way for him from Armidale in France to Rhôme in Italia. This is quite odd, mes amis, quite odd.
Still, Muirrhyse must keep dirving. SO tired, but must keeep on.
Right. Ignition on, car into first gear, and put le foot de Muirrhyse down on teh accelerelerator. And get teh car back up to 200mph as quickly as possible...
Still, Muirrhyse must keep dirving. SO tired, but must keeep on.
Right. Ignition on, car into first gear, and put le foot de Muirrhyse down on teh accelerelerator. And get teh car back up to 200mph as quickly as possible...
Sunday, 15 March 2009
What Muirhyse is missing still.....
Well, mes amis, Muirrrhyse was sitting at his kitchen table in his hosue in Armidale, France and he was starting to be thinking about all the houses he owns (his "Property potfolio" as Ratatoskr it calls).
He has
in France -
In his homeland, Austaliaia:
Ah! But raeding trhough this list, MUIRHHYSEE has noticed an OVERSITE for a GEYNIUS of HIS LEVEL!!!! He, he does not an apartment in Rome have! This, it must be fixed imeadiatley! So naturally Muirrowse to Google races.
This appartment would be PERFECT for Muirrhyse, and costs only €6,500,000. It three bedream is, and is in Centro Storico, Rome.
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=73
Also, this it for Mioiuruse teh geynius would be prefect: a Campo di Fiori penthouse!! It only €3,200,000! And it has a patio graden! PERFECT for inviting his bon amai Aglie around!
http://www.accomodationsrome.com/apartment_detail.asp?ID=2944
OR this villa most charming, in teh Castelli Romani region - whit vine yar d and OLIVE trees, mes amis. Yes, it is correct!! IF Muiirowse he this got, soon you could be dirnking Chateau Muirowse -- ah what new tihngs such a great genyus could to whine production bring!!!!
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=59
Hmmm.... Maybe he is liking teh idea of a villa in teh countryside wery much. Or MAYBE he a town apartment needs, AND a country villlalala -- with VIENYARD and OLIVE TWEE GROVE....
Also, now he in ITALY will be living, he needs some cars ITALIAN to his collection to add, so Muirhse when he in rome is he will Italianan cars to drivinate will have. So, this mroning he has bought himself
Teh LAMBORGHINIININI:
Well, Muirhyse will more about his new houses(eses) in ROME -- and his new cars itallian -- tell you much more soon. Stay tuned, mes amis, stay tunred!!!!!
He has
in France -
- A château near Arles in teh South of France
- A château near Armidale in teh North of France
- An appartment on Rue Mouffetarde in Parys
In his homeland, Austaliaia:
- A modest hosue in his dear little town of Paris, New South Wales
- Err... Thats about it. Maybe he should a hosue in Sydney also buy???
Ah! But raeding trhough this list, MUIRHHYSEE has noticed an OVERSITE for a GEYNIUS of HIS LEVEL!!!! He, he does not an apartment in Rome have! This, it must be fixed imeadiatley! So naturally Muirrowse to Google races.
This appartment would be PERFECT for Muirrhyse, and costs only €6,500,000. It three bedream is, and is in Centro Storico, Rome.
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=73
(Photos reproduced from propertyinrome.com)
Also, this it for Mioiuruse teh geynius would be prefect: a Campo di Fiori penthouse!! It only €3,200,000! And it has a patio graden! PERFECT for inviting his bon amai Aglie around!
http://www.accomodationsrome.com/apartment_detail.asp?ID=2944
(Photos reproduced from accomodationsrome.com)
OR this villa most charming, in teh Castelli Romani region - whit vine yar d and OLIVE trees, mes amis. Yes, it is correct!! IF Muiirowse he this got, soon you could be dirnking Chateau Muirowse -- ah what new tihngs such a great genyus could to whine production bring!!!!
http://www.propertyinrome.com/propertyview.asp?prop=59
(Photos reproduced from propertyinrome.com)
Hmmm.... Maybe he is liking teh idea of a villa in teh countryside wery much. Or MAYBE he a town apartment needs, AND a country villlalala -- with VIENYARD and OLIVE TWEE GROVE....
Also, now he in ITALY will be living, he needs some cars ITALIAN to his collection to add, so Muirhse when he in rome is he will Italianan cars to drivinate will have. So, this mroning he has bought himself
- a Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce 2 seat manual V12
- an Alfa Romeo GT 3.2 V6
- a Ferrari FXX
Teh LAMBORGHINIININI:
Well, Muirhyse will more about his new houses(eses) in ROME -- and his new cars itallian -- tell you much more soon. Stay tuned, mes amis, stay tunred!!!!!
Friday, 13 March 2009
Dinner with Mon Ami M. Agliè - not a triumphe for MUIORWSE
Well, mes amis, Muirohyse he has been putting it off. But he can pit it off no longer! He promiced his raeders most loyal that he a full account of his dinner with his bon ami Agliè would here post. But alas, it well did not go.
Teh evening it started well, Mon Ami Aglie was wery happy to again see Miorwse and we had much to discuss. Muiirowse had Aglìè to Muirrowses home most beauitful in Armidale, France for dinner around had invited him. As normal, Aglie was impeccably dressed in a double-brested pin striped suit. This, it sets off his grey hair and his gold rimmed glasses in a manner which is most magnifique. Almost magnifique, but not as marvellous as MUIORWSE!!! Muirose the 1978 Château Margaux got out, and Agliè he this very much liked.
We spoke once more about our topic most favourite, teh Knights Templars. Aglie, he told me that the Templars had a plan made, which would last 600 years and conclude this century. They were a message most mysticall together putting together, with meetings between different groups once every hundred years. Each only knew how to contact the next group of Templars in teh list, but alas it all fell arpart. Teh secret in some map is hidden. Aparently, some people anything would do to this map get -- Muirrose thinks maybe even Aglie would, though this he would not admit. Muirowse told him more about teh secret templars map he pretendinates to have, and discussed the Templar/Rossicrucian plot behind digestive biscuits. To Muirowse, it all seemed to be going well.
Alas, things they went down hill wery badly when Mirrwose he the main course out got -- vegemite on toast. Muirowse, he served this up wiht teh 1965 Château Cheval Blanc. Aglie, he did not with this seem much happy. But then he smiled, and said "Aah! Chocolate spread! My favourite! Not exactly what I was expecting, but still..." Muirowse wondered whether to him correct: it was not chocolate spread, it was vegemite! But then mon bon ami Aglie picked up a peice of toast so enthusiastically, Muirrowse him did not want to discourage.
When Agly into teh toast bit into it, he looked surprised, then shocked, then disgusted. "What is wrong with this chocolate spread?" he of Muiriwse enquired, and Miorwhyse was able to inform him informationally that it not chocolate spread was, it vegemite was. Aglie he was not very pleased. He with a agate lidded gold and silver snuffbox he from his vest pocket had removed fidddled. He most agitated looked. Apparently, he a proper meal with fine French foods had expected. Well, Muirhyse had sort of hinted that this is what he woudl provide -- but still!! Such limits do not to a geynius like Moirrese apply.
Still, Muirroswe decided to the desert to skip. He got out the 1958 Château Ausone got to drink whilst Muirrhyse he the €5 Pavlova from teh fridge got out and on a plate put. With this desert most deligthful, Muirrhyse a 1851 Château d'Yquem Premier Cru Supérieur Sauternes got out to have. Aglie with teh SAUTERNE most delighted was, but not with the PAVLOVA.
Muiirhyse looked around for something extra to the dinner save. And then he saw it! On the book case of his living room - a bottle of 1929 Moët & Chandon Cuvée Dom Perignon Brut Millésimé! Just the thing Muirrowse needed! Also, he to teh fridge went and got a selection of finest French cheses to with it have! Muirowse these brought out to Aglie, and he most impressed was. Muirrwse was just about to take the top off the CHAMPAGNE, when alas! Catastrophy! THe worst, it happened! THe champagne bottle sniggered briefly, and then scuttled off teh table and ran out of the room. The Champagne, it was NOT REAL! IT was the CHAMELEON! Muiowryse had this champagne so wanted to try, that now he will have to a bottle of it buy!!! Also, Aglie most dissapointed was, so he will with him have to share it.
Luckily, then Muirrowse realised that they had not finished teh 1851 Château d'Yquem Premier Cru Supérieur Sauternes. Muirrowese and Aglie, they then the rest of this finished. Then Muiirowse another bottled of the 1851 d'Yquem got, and it also was finished. Muirrowse cannot after this much rememeber.
But alas, he does that the evening a disaster was remememebr. A DISASTER, mes amis! Even for a GEYNIUS such as MUIEAORYSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANd it not MUIROWSEs fault was, no. It was all beyond his control. He wonders what he will do to things make better next time....
Teh evening it started well, Mon Ami Aglie was wery happy to again see Miorwse and we had much to discuss. Muiirowse had Aglìè to Muirrowses home most beauitful in Armidale, France for dinner around had invited him. As normal, Aglie was impeccably dressed in a double-brested pin striped suit. This, it sets off his grey hair and his gold rimmed glasses in a manner which is most magnifique. Almost magnifique, but not as marvellous as MUIORWSE!!! Muirose the 1978 Château Margaux got out, and Agliè he this very much liked.
We spoke once more about our topic most favourite, teh Knights Templars. Aglie, he told me that the Templars had a plan made, which would last 600 years and conclude this century. They were a message most mysticall together putting together, with meetings between different groups once every hundred years. Each only knew how to contact the next group of Templars in teh list, but alas it all fell arpart. Teh secret in some map is hidden. Aparently, some people anything would do to this map get -- Muirrose thinks maybe even Aglie would, though this he would not admit. Muirowse told him more about teh secret templars map he pretendinates to have, and discussed the Templar/Rossicrucian plot behind digestive biscuits. To Muirowse, it all seemed to be going well.
Alas, things they went down hill wery badly when Mirrwose he the main course out got -- vegemite on toast. Muirowse, he served this up wiht teh 1965 Château Cheval Blanc. Aglie, he did not with this seem much happy. But then he smiled, and said "Aah! Chocolate spread! My favourite! Not exactly what I was expecting, but still..." Muirowse wondered whether to him correct: it was not chocolate spread, it was vegemite! But then mon bon ami Aglie picked up a peice of toast so enthusiastically, Muirrowse him did not want to discourage.
When Agly into teh toast bit into it, he looked surprised, then shocked, then disgusted. "What is wrong with this chocolate spread?" he of Muiriwse enquired, and Miorwhyse was able to inform him informationally that it not chocolate spread was, it vegemite was. Aglie he was not very pleased. He with a agate lidded gold and silver snuffbox he from his vest pocket had removed fidddled. He most agitated looked. Apparently, he a proper meal with fine French foods had expected. Well, Muirhyse had sort of hinted that this is what he woudl provide -- but still!! Such limits do not to a geynius like Moirrese apply.
Still, Muirroswe decided to the desert to skip. He got out the 1958 Château Ausone got to drink whilst Muirrhyse he the €5 Pavlova from teh fridge got out and on a plate put. With this desert most deligthful, Muirrhyse a 1851 Château d'Yquem Premier Cru Supérieur Sauternes got out to have. Aglie with teh SAUTERNE most delighted was, but not with the PAVLOVA.
Muiirhyse looked around for something extra to the dinner save. And then he saw it! On the book case of his living room - a bottle of 1929 Moët & Chandon Cuvée Dom Perignon Brut Millésimé! Just the thing Muirrowse needed! Also, he to teh fridge went and got a selection of finest French cheses to with it have! Muirowse these brought out to Aglie, and he most impressed was. Muirrwse was just about to take the top off the CHAMPAGNE, when alas! Catastrophy! THe worst, it happened! THe champagne bottle sniggered briefly, and then scuttled off teh table and ran out of the room. The Champagne, it was NOT REAL! IT was the CHAMELEON! Muiowryse had this champagne so wanted to try, that now he will have to a bottle of it buy!!! Also, Aglie most dissapointed was, so he will with him have to share it.
Luckily, then Muirrowse realised that they had not finished teh 1851 Château d'Yquem Premier Cru Supérieur Sauternes. Muirrowese and Aglie, they then the rest of this finished. Then Muiirowse another bottled of the 1851 d'Yquem got, and it also was finished. Muirrowse cannot after this much rememeber.
But alas, he does that the evening a disaster was remememebr. A DISASTER, mes amis! Even for a GEYNIUS such as MUIEAORYSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANd it not MUIROWSEs fault was, no. It was all beyond his control. He wonders what he will do to things make better next time....
Friday, 20 February 2009
The perfect dinner with the perfect host
Ah ha! Muirise, his little grey cells have been hard at work! YES, mes amis! He has a MENU for tomorrows dinner with Aglie worked out! And HE SHOPPING has been!! SO now its just a matter for MUIRIRSE to the INGEREDIANTS put together, and then he a TRIUMPH of a dinner will have!!!1!
Muirrhyse, he will Aglie be able to show that he (Muirowse) being such a grate geynius from his past mistakes has lerninated. Such as teh time Aglie invited Muirroswe for dinner around, and the the blackcurrent cordial with him took, rather than the Romanée-Conti wine. This time Muiiroswe will only the best of French wines lay on! Muirrgyse has around his cellar in his chateau in teh south of france looked around, and many good wines has he there foundinated:
including 1979 Romanée-Conti La Tâche,
1978 Château Margaux Premier cru,
1965 Château Cheval Blanc Premier Grand Cru Classé (A),
1889 Château Margaux Premier cru
1958 Château Ausone
1851 Château d'Yquem Premier Cru Supérieur Sauternes
ANd Muirhyse has just the perfect meal to with all this beautiful wine most beautiful go!!! Yes, mes amis, he has decided he will serve the Vegemite and toast. Also, he some some Pavlova from teh local supermarket for less than €5 has bought!! And since this such a theme Australien has, Murrhyse also has a bottel of 1971 Penfolds Grange Hermitage bought, so that this theme it can be kept up.
Muuiruuse he is certain that mon ami Aglie this dinner most maqnifique will love! He overwhelmed will be! Such wines! Such vegemite!! He speachless with pleasure will be!!!
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un triumph for MAURHHYSE!!
Muirrhyse, he will Aglie be able to show that he (Muirowse) being such a grate geynius from his past mistakes has lerninated. Such as teh time Aglie invited Muirroswe for dinner around, and the the blackcurrent cordial with him took, rather than the Romanée-Conti wine. This time Muiiroswe will only the best of French wines lay on! Muirrgyse has around his cellar in his chateau in teh south of france looked around, and many good wines has he there foundinated:
including 1979 Romanée-Conti La Tâche,
1978 Château Margaux Premier cru,
1965 Château Cheval Blanc Premier Grand Cru Classé (A),
1889 Château Margaux Premier cru
1958 Château Ausone
1851 Château d'Yquem Premier Cru Supérieur Sauternes
ANd Muirhyse has just the perfect meal to with all this beautiful wine most beautiful go!!! Yes, mes amis, he has decided he will serve the Vegemite and toast. Also, he some some Pavlova from teh local supermarket for less than €5 has bought!! And since this such a theme Australien has, Murrhyse also has a bottel of 1971 Penfolds Grange Hermitage bought, so that this theme it can be kept up.
Muuiruuse he is certain that mon ami Aglie this dinner most maqnifique will love! He overwhelmed will be! Such wines! Such vegemite!! He speachless with pleasure will be!!!
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un triumph for MAURHHYSE!!
At Home with Muwryse!
Mes amis, Muearaeuruease is once again in his hosue & home in Armidale, France is. Ah! How overjoyed he to be back is! It is tres bien! He this place has missed much. He enjoyed his drive home ,even if it did end with his car new (teh Catherham) around a tree wrapped -- Miourose much disapointed about this was, and a NEW one will have to buyinate.
And exciting things are happening, mes amis!! Mirowse his neighbour from teh south of france and good ami Agliè is in teh region once again!!!! So Miororse, he has for dinner tomorrow over invited him!
Miorowse, he is not certain what for dinner to cookinate!!! He could make Cassolulet with EXTRA duck AND goose, or he could Bouillabaisse make, or maybe he could make Vegemite on toast. Mmmm... Vegemite.
Ah well, he to his dinner with his good freind Aglie cannot wait. Whatever Mioriwse decideds to cook, it a TRIUMPH will be (especially the vegemite on toast, mes amis!).!!! He just hopes that Agly he will not Muirose askinate again about teh secret map of teh Knights Templar castle that Muiorose lied and claimed he had...
And exciting things are happening, mes amis!! Mirowse his neighbour from teh south of france and good ami Agliè is in teh region once again!!!! So Miororse, he has for dinner tomorrow over invited him!
Miorowse, he is not certain what for dinner to cookinate!!! He could make Cassolulet with EXTRA duck AND goose, or he could Bouillabaisse make, or maybe he could make Vegemite on toast. Mmmm... Vegemite.
Ah well, he to his dinner with his good freind Aglie cannot wait. Whatever Mioriwse decideds to cook, it a TRIUMPH will be (especially the vegemite on toast, mes amis!).!!! He just hopes that Agly he will not Muirose askinate again about teh secret map of teh Knights Templar castle that Muiorose lied and claimed he had...
Sunday, 15 February 2009
Bonjour à nouveau!
well mes amis you all will much glad to be to know that your favorite freind Maurose de Pirofssor has to his hosue & home in Armidale, France once again it back made. Alas, he the Eurostar train never found, but when he around for it was walking looking, he somehow in Dover ended up and so the ferry to France able to take was.
Once in France, he a Caterham Seven R500 was for himself able to buy. At 150mph, the trip back home it did not much long take. Teh drive it not without incident was.
Murroiwse he buy teh Gendarmerie stopped was, he asked the GEYNIUS muirowase to see a thing called a "driving license". Murrohse knew not of what he talked, Muirrhyse one of these does not have!!! Luckilly teh R500 can from 0 - 60 mph in 2.88 seconds go, so Muirrohwse he pretendinated that his "DRYVING LISENCE" (whatever it is) in teh car was and then got in and off WERY WERY WERY fast drovinated. Why should a geynius such as Murrhoswe with TRIVIA like DIRVING LYCENCES himslef have to concern???
Well MES AMIS that is all for today. But despair not! Muirrowse has many more adventures with witch to regale you! Vous parler de lui très bientôt!
Once in France, he a Caterham Seven R500 was for himself able to buy. At 150mph, the trip back home it did not much long take. Teh drive it not without incident was.
Murroiwse he buy teh Gendarmerie stopped was, he asked the GEYNIUS muirowase to see a thing called a "driving license". Murrohse knew not of what he talked, Muirrhyse one of these does not have!!! Luckilly teh R500 can from 0 - 60 mph in 2.88 seconds go, so Muirrohwse he pretendinated that his "DRYVING LISENCE" (whatever it is) in teh car was and then got in and off WERY WERY WERY fast drovinated. Why should a geynius such as Murrhoswe with TRIVIA like DIRVING LYCENCES himslef have to concern???
Well MES AMIS that is all for today. But despair not! Muirrowse has many more adventures with witch to regale you! Vous parler de lui très bientôt!
Wednesday, 28 January 2009
Searching for EUROSTAR
Mes amis, Muirrowse again he lost is. He for le Eurostar looking is. He on a train to PARIS FRANCE for today is booked, and he from his hotel this morning set out and only then rembered that he did not where le Eurostar it is know wjhere it is locatatatinated. So he has been in circles around for many hours been walking. In CIRCLES, mes amis.
Eh bien, eventually he it will find. Then he to Paris will go. Then he a a Caterham 7 himself buy, and to Armidale France driveinate.
He looks forward to his home getting back too soon mes amis!!!1!
Eh bien, eventually he it will find. Then he to Paris will go. Then he a a Caterham 7 himself buy, and to Armidale France driveinate.
He looks forward to his home getting back too soon mes amis!!!1!
Wednesday, 21 January 2009
Arrived!!!
Mes amis, Murrosw he has in Londyn finally arrived. After his plain tickets to Paris having lostinated, he had to tickets home to Armidale France urgently book. But alas!! He could not any seats on any plane book until the 5th Januanuary!! This a disaster it was, mes amis! But my friends, Muirwose he soon found he could tickets to London book, and then the Eurostar to Paris get, and then when he there was he could another car buy and to Armidale France drivinate. Simple!!
Well, mes amis, we set out on teh 2nd January, and got to Londyn in the early hours of teh 3rd. Unfortunately heathrow airport it much busy was, and muirrowse his air craft it was kept in a holding pattern, flying back and forth, forth and back around Heathcliffe airport. THis it not good was! IT a TRAGEDIE was!!! THe world was being deprived of Muirose!!! He was so distraught that he could not finish his champagne!!!
Eh bien, the plane it a just little while to land had to wait. It landed about two (2) hours ago, and Mirrowse he just through Customs now has got. Well, he the EUROSTRAR tthat on which he himself was booked Miorooswse he seems to have missed. But MIRROHWSE is a GEYNIUS, and GEYNIUSES can do ANYTHING. He will himself back home soon get, mes amis, dont you wrorry about that!!
Well, mes amis, we set out on teh 2nd January, and got to Londyn in the early hours of teh 3rd. Unfortunately heathrow airport it much busy was, and muirrowse his air craft it was kept in a holding pattern, flying back and forth, forth and back around Heathcliffe airport. THis it not good was! IT a TRAGEDIE was!!! THe world was being deprived of Muirose!!! He was so distraught that he could not finish his champagne!!!
Eh bien, the plane it a just little while to land had to wait. It landed about two (2) hours ago, and Mirrowse he just through Customs now has got. Well, he the EUROSTRAR tthat on which he himself was booked Miorooswse he seems to have missed. But MIRROHWSE is a GEYNIUS, and GEYNIUSES can do ANYTHING. He will himself back home soon get, mes amis, dont you wrorry about that!!
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
High Luxury Car. Missing Tickets of the HAIRYPLANE.
Mes amis, here a photo of Muarose his TOYOTA HILUX outside his hosue in Paris Australia is:
He on the 2nd January back to France was planinng to flyinate, but now without his ticket this he cannot do! He must new tickets buy!! Mirrohße he most upset and agitated is. He certain he on the table by the stairs put them down only yesterday, and maybe he certain is that he there only this morning sore them, but then that now MUIRRRRHISE the full force of his geynius on this matter puts he also thinks that maybe he in his desk draw put it but allas it in neither place is though Mioruse in the desk in his litle gazebo summer house has not yet looked and maybe it in their is or maybe Mioruse in the glove box of his Porsche has it left or maybe he accidentally on it as if it scrap paper were wrote and then it away threw but alas Mirise he no longer certian is and now he much agitated is and he still cannot it find aargh maybe if he rang Ratatoskr or Aglie that they might that maybe they might know what Muairose should do but alas Muirose much agitated is and did he mention that he on the table by the stairs has checked and he certain that it there was and it not is???
He on the 2nd January back to France was planinng to flyinate, but now without his ticket this he cannot do! He must new tickets buy!! Mirrohße he most upset and agitated is. He certain he on the table by the stairs put them down only yesterday, and maybe he certain is that he there only this morning sore them, but then that now MUIRRRRHISE the full force of his geynius on this matter puts he also thinks that maybe he in his desk draw put it but allas it in neither place is though Mioruse in the desk in his litle gazebo summer house has not yet looked and maybe it in their is or maybe Mioruse in the glove box of his Porsche has it left or maybe he accidentally on it as if it scrap paper were wrote and then it away threw but alas Mirise he no longer certian is and now he much agitated is and he still cannot it find aargh maybe if he rang Ratatoskr or Aglie that they might that maybe they might know what Muairose should do but alas Muirose much agitated is and did he mention that he on the table by the stairs has checked and he certain that it there was and it not is???
Sunday, 28 December 2008
Noël à Paris, de l'Australie
Mes amis, Muarise in Paris Australia for Christmas being is much enjoying it. In Armidale France the weather it is 4C, in Paris Australia the wether it is 24C. Murrise is glad about those extra 20 degrees celciuc mes amis!
Still, today Muirrhyçe for a drive in his HILUX went. He was around the highways and bighways (er, or is that hyways and byways spelt?????? MUAIROßE he CANNOT rember!!!) of Paris Austrtalia for a drive went. Well, he much pleased to see how the citizens of this pleasant and beautiful city most pleasant and beautiful have their most famous & favoured resident commemememememeemememeorararatedded!!!! Look, mes amis!! Vous devez voir ça!!
Eh bien, mes amis, is it not a sight for sore eyes is?? It is true, it most beautiful is!!!
Hmm..... talking of driving mes amis, Mirrose he cannot rememeber --- is it in Australia that you are meant on the left or the right of the road meant to drivinate? Muiorose knows that in FRANCE one must on teh left of teh road drivinate, but in AUSTRALIA, well mes amis now he cannot any more remember. Maybe it the right is that on which you meant to drive are. Still, these trivial details most trivilal do not a geynius like Muairose concern!!! HE rises above all of them!
Still, today Muirrhyçe for a drive in his HILUX went. He was around the highways and bighways (er, or is that hyways and byways spelt?????? MUAIROßE he CANNOT rember!!!) of Paris Austrtalia for a drive went. Well, he much pleased to see how the citizens of this pleasant and beautiful city most pleasant and beautiful have their most famous & favoured resident commemememememeemememeorararatedded!!!! Look, mes amis!! Vous devez voir ça!!
Eh bien, mes amis, is it not a sight for sore eyes is?? It is true, it most beautiful is!!!
Hmm..... talking of driving mes amis, Mirrose he cannot rememeber --- is it in Australia that you are meant on the left or the right of the road meant to drivinate? Muiorose knows that in FRANCE one must on teh left of teh road drivinate, but in AUSTRALIA, well mes amis now he cannot any more remember. Maybe it the right is that on which you meant to drive are. Still, these trivial details most trivilal do not a geynius like Muairose concern!!! HE rises above all of them!
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
Joyeux Noël!!
Joyeux Noël!!!
Well, its worked out that Miroise he in Austrillia for Christmas (or 'Noël' - en francais 'Weihnachten'). Well, mes amis, Miurase had not this expected, but maybe he should this would have happened had guessed it would when he on the 21st December to Australia flew out knowing full well that Miuwrowse the genius he would have to must for at least six days have to in Australlia stay and before then to France would not able to get back be able to before that date which after 25th decembre it would have been.
Well, in any case the greatest geynius to walk teh face of this earth (i.e. ME, Maurise de Perfossor) wishes his devoted raeders most devoted a happy christmas and a joyful new year - or, en francais "Bon Nadal i Feliç Nova Prop dedicat lectors"!!!
Well, its worked out that Miroise he in Austrillia for Christmas (or 'Noël' - en francais 'Weihnachten'). Well, mes amis, Miurase had not this expected, but maybe he should this would have happened had guessed it would when he on the 21st December to Australia flew out knowing full well that Miuwrowse the genius he would have to must for at least six days have to in Australlia stay and before then to France would not able to get back be able to before that date which after 25th decembre it would have been.
Well, in any case the greatest geynius to walk teh face of this earth (i.e. ME, Maurise de Perfossor) wishes his devoted raeders most devoted a happy christmas and a joyful new year - or, en francais "Bon Nadal i Feliç Nova Prop dedicat lectors"!!!
Sunday, 21 December 2008
Maurice must to Australai return....
MES AMIS!!! Muarice, he has to Austrailai urgently been called back urgently! He must there go NOW mes amis!!! He has on the next flight with Atterrissage Forcé booked himself. Again, he will be flying Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class. The LUXURY, mes amis, it you would not beleive!
Eh bien, Muarhijçe he must now go. He will his Dodge Monaco to the hairport drive, and then the hairyplane to Austrillia catch. Once in Brisbane or Sydney or wherever it is to which Muirise flies, he will his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV pick up, and to Paris Australia drivinate. Then he can turn off the light he in his house in Paris Australia left on, and then Mirise le genie can to Armidale France once again head back.
Eh bien, mes amis, you can see how dedicated to energy saving Mior®oßê is!!! He is ALL THAT WAY willing to fly just to a light switch off!
He will keep you updated with how this odyssey most exciting unfolds!!! KEep reading, readers most loyal!!! And you can bask in the genius of Maurice de Perfossor, genius! OR en francais: Mauricea jours de la Perfossor invités, un brillant nager dans la boîte (hmmm... GOogle Translate claims this translates as "Maurice Perfossor days of the guests, a brilliant swim in the box" -- GOOGLE!!! YOU MUCH WORK ON YOUR TRANSLATOR HAVE TO DO!!!)
Eh bien, Muarhijçe he must now go. He will his Dodge Monaco to the hairport drive, and then the hairyplane to Austrillia catch. Once in Brisbane or Sydney or wherever it is to which Muirise flies, he will his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV pick up, and to Paris Australia drivinate. Then he can turn off the light he in his house in Paris Australia left on, and then Mirise le genie can to Armidale France once again head back.
Eh bien, mes amis, you can see how dedicated to energy saving Mior®oßê is!!! He is ALL THAT WAY willing to fly just to a light switch off!
He will keep you updated with how this odyssey most exciting unfolds!!! KEep reading, readers most loyal!!! And you can bask in the genius of Maurice de Perfossor, genius! OR en francais: Mauricea jours de la Perfossor invités, un brillant nager dans la boîte (hmmm... GOogle Translate claims this translates as "Maurice Perfossor days of the guests, a brilliant swim in the box" -- GOOGLE!!! YOU MUCH WORK ON YOUR TRANSLATOR HAVE TO DO!!!)
Monday, 15 December 2008
Roman Treasure found in Northern France
From the Norwegian newspaper Den Ekorn Avis:
Roman Treasure found in Northern France
Luck doesn't come much better than it does for M. Caméléon de Madagascar. Whilst walking in the woods near his home in Pas-de-Calais, he spotted a Roman treasure hoard which archaeologists are already describing as "the find of the decade". Le Musee du Louvre has offered an undisclosed sum to M. de Madagascar for the find.
Well, Maurice, looks like this time it was 'the real thing', eh? Not some trick played on you by that reptilian friend of yours. Only trick he played was to actually collect the treasure that you couldn't be bothered to even look at properly.
Maurice 0, Chameleon 8.
Yours squrrelishly,
Ratatoskr.
Roman Treasure found in Northern France
Luck doesn't come much better than it does for M. Caméléon de Madagascar. Whilst walking in the woods near his home in Pas-de-Calais, he spotted a Roman treasure hoard which archaeologists are already describing as "the find of the decade". Le Musee du Louvre has offered an undisclosed sum to M. de Madagascar for the find.
Well, Maurice, looks like this time it was 'the real thing', eh? Not some trick played on you by that reptilian friend of yours. Only trick he played was to actually collect the treasure that you couldn't be bothered to even look at properly.
Maurice 0, Chameleon 8.
Yours squrrelishly,
Ratatoskr.
Friday, 12 December 2008
This geynius is not fooled this time,, mes amis!!
Well, mes amis, Muirhose he was in the woods near his home in Armidale, France once again for a walk going. Well, when he was along the path through the woods walking he over something tripped! THis , it was most undignified for a geynius such as Miaeröçe!!! Well, when he went back to shout at whatever it was that tripped up the geynius Miroise, he found it was a buried Roman treasure!
FOr a moment, Miaeurowse he overjoyed was. Roman treasure! THis, it would more muney for Muirowse be. But then Maurose he rememebered. That chameleon in the area is! It must be him, mes amis, trying to your hero must magnifique trick again. Oh no, you cannot Murrhise the geynius the same way fool twice!
Eh bien, Muirise the geynius he took no further notice of this chameleleon most fiendish, he had it fooled! HE just on his way walked, not looking back at all!!!
MAIURHYSE 1, CHAMELEOEN 7. SO FAR, mes amis. WATCH THIS SPACE. Maurice le génie triomphe! Él no puede ser golpeado, mes amis, no siempre!!! No, en absoluto!!!!
FOr a moment, Miaeurowse he overjoyed was. Roman treasure! THis, it would more muney for Muirowse be. But then Maurose he rememebered. That chameleon in the area is! It must be him, mes amis, trying to your hero must magnifique trick again. Oh no, you cannot Murrhise the geynius the same way fool twice!
Eh bien, Muirise the geynius he took no further notice of this chameleleon most fiendish, he had it fooled! HE just on his way walked, not looking back at all!!!
MAIURHYSE 1, CHAMELEOEN 7. SO FAR, mes amis. WATCH THIS SPACE. Maurice le génie triomphe! Él no puede ser golpeado, mes amis, no siempre!!! No, en absoluto!!!!
Friday, 5 December 2008
Bad premonitions
Mes amis, a terrible thing it has happened just as Maerowse he for a drive about to go was! Just now, mes amis, Muirowse out to where he his cars keeps parked went. First Muirohse he had to decide which car to drivinate -- eventually he decided on teh Bugatti. Just as Mhaerwse he was teh car unlocking, he a sniggering from with the shrubbery heard!!! Miurose, he was gobsmacked. He, it could not believe! It must be that feindish chameleon! it must, mes amis!!!
Miorose, he straight back inside went. This too bad is, really. Just when things so well they were going. He does not know what will next happen -- but Miuarwise he does know that that chameleon it always trouble is. And moiuraêçe he never rwong is.
Miorose, he straight back inside went. This too bad is, really. Just when things so well they were going. He does not know what will next happen -- but Miuarwise he does know that that chameleon it always trouble is. And moiuraêçe he never rwong is.
Friday, 28 November 2008
The berets of MEARUSE!
Mes amis, if you cannot to LONDON make it to the exhibition of Mauriose his berets look at, fear not! The V&A Museum, they plans have to the exhibition tour!
Eh bien, first it to Paris France will be going, then Armidale France, then to Berlin Germany.
After that it will through the USA (New York, San Francisco, Seattle, Deaver), then Australia (Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Paris, Brisbane, Wagga Wagga, Davenport) toouring!.
Mes amis, with it to all these MAJOR WROLD COSMOPOLITAN CENTRES going you cannot possibly miss out!
Eh bien, first it to Paris France will be going, then Armidale France, then to Berlin Germany.
After that it will through the USA (New York, San Francisco, Seattle, Deaver), then Australia (Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Paris, Brisbane, Wagga Wagga, Davenport) toouring!.
Mes amis, with it to all these MAJOR WROLD COSMOPOLITAN CENTRES going you cannot possibly miss out!
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