Mon ami, Mhjerease he is around teh vineyards of Quebec enjoying dirvinating wiht his ex-bon ami Aglie.There many good wineyards are, and Mjerrese he enjoying it much is. Especially teh icewine, which Mjwrése he wonders if he can in Italy also make. Aglîe, he thinks not as in italy it not cold enough for snow and heavy frosts is -- but Máeråwse a geynius is so could of some way of doing this think. But geynius always has to wiht its doubters up put!!! Aglie was wery excitied to some Ice cider findinate, and about this to Mjæræhyse been raving ever since Mjeruse it foundinated for him.
But that the good bits is mes amis -- teh bad bits are that Aglie he much of teh diriving has insisted on doing. This it not fair is!! HE insisted after lunch on Monday. HE claimed that because Mjeråese he had a bottel of whine drunkinated, and that Mhurowse 180km/h wanted to dirve did, that this it meant that Murose not fit to drive was! Rubbish!! Such limits do not apply to a geynius like MJÁRH¥SSE!!! And Úglie, he at less than 110km/h on driving insists! Much slowness!!
Still, it good was when tehy pulled over by teh police were, as Aglie did not have to drive off at high speed -- they let him go!! For raisons that Mérése he understand cannot, this to him rarely happens, normally he distract the police has to, then off at high speed must drive.
Eh bien, tommorrow we both must to Möntrëäl returninate. Mjwerese he to Paris back flies on Monday 29th, and Áglie soon after. Mjerose cannot wait to apply what he has lernt to his vineyard in italy, and Aglie much to help has promised. Also, Agglie has suggested that him & Mhwrwse should to Malbork Castle together both go, as it much Templar history has. Mjjuwrwse hopes that this we will soon do!!!
Showing posts with label Rolls Royce Phantom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rolls Royce Phantom. Show all posts
Friday, 26 June 2009
Saturday, 20 June 2009
KIDNAPPED!! by teh TEMPLARS!! At least, that the story Mjurhowse Ugliè will tell is.
Anyway mon ami Aglie he is coming to Montreal to Muruse see and teh routes des vins together dirivinate arround in Mjerhyse his hired Rolls Royce. But Merrowse, he not yet to Aglie has explained why and how he teh meeting of teh secret society most secret in a hurry unexpectidly left. Muirowse, he does not want Uglie to think that Murriwse lefft as he them was fooling, and need to get away before they found out. But what to say??!?!
AHAH! That, it is it, mes amis! Mjuroswe, he will them tell that he kidnapped by teh templars was! YES mon ami, that geynius Murrowse he can see it all now -- that is why he a grate geynius is. He will them tell that the Templars kidnapped Mearrowse when the secret society mememebrs there backs were turned. This, this will let Mjuroase off teh hook. Also, it them will make think that the claims de Muirhyse, they MUST be genuine. OR why would teh templars him try to kindapinate?
Then he them will tell how Muirrowse the Grand MAster outwitted, and away got. Such a tale of genuisness, daring and great inteeligence!! It almost a pity it true is not.
AHAH! That, it is it, mes amis! Mjuroswe, he will them tell that he kidnapped by teh templars was! YES mon ami, that geynius Murrowse he can see it all now -- that is why he a grate geynius is. He will them tell that the Templars kidnapped Mearrowse when the secret society mememebrs there backs were turned. This, this will let Mjuroase off teh hook. Also, it them will make think that the claims de Muirhyse, they MUST be genuine. OR why would teh templars him try to kindapinate?
Then he them will tell how Muirrowse the Grand MAster outwitted, and away got. Such a tale of genuisness, daring and great inteeligence!! It almost a pity it true is not.
Mjaerwose, a Rolls Royce Phantom, and teh Routes des Vins du Canada!
Mes amis, Mjerrhîse he still in Móntréál in is, and he here for MORE than one more week is and he much excitited about this is!! Tomorrow, he for a trip along teh routes des vins wich in Quebec are whihc are region of the Eastern Townships, Montérégie, Central Quebec, Quebec, Lanaudière and the Lower Laurentians and teh region of region of Brome-Missisquoi. Mwaereawse, he wait cannot!! He is sure that he, he will much about whine making find out, which will him in his estate in italy help wiht,. So Mjerroese hhe has himslef a Rolls Royce Phantom hirinated so that he a car in wihc to therre drive has!!
And the exciting thing, mes amis, is that Mqrhyse he alone is not going! No, mes amis, his ex-bon ami Aglie will be wiht Mhurwise coming.
Aglié Mjarase on his French iPhone (phone number +33 6 err...) rang earlier this week, to find out to Mjrjuse whjat happened had after he from teh secret society secret meeting disapprearinated. Murwose, he did not want to admit that he had them tricked, and that he he from them ran away and now he porbabaly should not keep teh muny they him gave. OH no! He not any of it giving back is. Also, AGlie he useful could be in Mjorose his plan to determine teh history of his Templar castle. But now Mearwse him he does not trust. This Agley, he up to no good is.
When Ugliè he herd that Mjurose in Canada was, he to come over and visit offred. He suggested that we, we BOTH could along teh route des vins dirvinate together!! A good idea, mon ami, but Myrose teh dirving will do. He does not teh drivinrg of Agly trust -- M. Aglie at less than 120km/h drivinates!!!
And the exciting thing, mes amis, is that Mqrhyse he alone is not going! No, mes amis, his ex-bon ami Aglie will be wiht Mhurwise coming.
Aglié Mjarase on his French iPhone (phone number +33 6 err...) rang earlier this week, to find out to Mjrjuse whjat happened had after he from teh secret society secret meeting disapprearinated. Murwose, he did not want to admit that he had them tricked, and that he he from them ran away and now he porbabaly should not keep teh muny they him gave. OH no! He not any of it giving back is. Also, AGlie he useful could be in Mjorose his plan to determine teh history of his Templar castle. But now Mearwse him he does not trust. This Agley, he up to no good is.
When Ugliè he herd that Mjurose in Canada was, he to come over and visit offred. He suggested that we, we BOTH could along teh route des vins dirvinate together!! A good idea, mon ami, but Myrose teh dirving will do. He does not teh drivinrg of Agly trust -- M. Aglie at less than 120km/h drivinates!!!
Tuesday, 24 March 2009
Lada NIVA - The NEW car of CHOICE for MUIRHO∫E teh GEYNIUS
Mes amis, Muirrhuse has on to eBay.fr logged on to, and has found himself a Lada Niva foure wheel driven car to replace his Rolls Royce, Bugatti and Lamborghini cars.
Bit of a come down for our great Geynius Miow®hoße, mes amis, quite a bit of a come down from his Ferrari --- but what can he do? Mon ami Capitan (non, mon ex-ami le Capitan) said his credit cards could no longer use -- so Murrhüøsåe must his own money use. And of that he has not much!!
Eh bien, this car new it will be of much service for Müriyse to arround his vineyard new drivinate. And he will be able to much money make selling his Castello di Maurice wine and olives, from his new country estatate in ITalia.
Muirrhowse has for teh car wiht pay pal just payinated. ANd now his bon ami Ratatoskr will collect it for him, and to Muirrhywße's new home in Itali it drive. And then he will able be to Muiirhuse help his old cars sellinate. Watch eBay.it, mes amis, watch eBay.fr!!
Bit of a come down for our great Geynius Miow®hoße, mes amis, quite a bit of a come down from his Ferrari --- but what can he do? Mon ami Capitan (non, mon ex-ami le Capitan) said his credit cards could no longer use -- so Murrhüøsåe must his own money use. And of that he has not much!!
Eh bien, this car new it will be of much service for Müriyse to arround his vineyard new drivinate. And he will be able to much money make selling his Castello di Maurice wine and olives, from his new country estatate in ITalia.
Muirrhowse has for teh car wiht pay pal just payinated. ANd now his bon ami Ratatoskr will collect it for him, and to Muirrhywße's new home in Itali it drive. And then he will able be to Muiirhuse help his old cars sellinate. Watch eBay.it, mes amis, watch eBay.fr!!
Monday, 13 October 2008
La voitures de Maurice!
Well, mes amis, it only now Mwr®hyçe back to Armidale France has got, that he realises how many cars he now has!!
He has:
He has:
- In France:
- A Lada 1500, for which he has now foundinated his spare set of car keys!!
- Two Rolls Royce Phantoms - one bought when he his Lada car keys lost, and the other to cheer himself up when he a trheatening letter got from Capt Jerrold von Obiwankanobe (whose kredit cards Muwrise was using to buy the cars, houses, etc -- this for such a greayt geynius as Mirise should not a problem be!!)
- A Dodge Monaco sedan which Muawrhyse he bought bought second hand of the local department de police for €1000. He bought this for when he had to drive back to teh south of fRance after he got really lost on an afternoons walk.
- ANd now, a Bugatti Veyron that he recently bought for €1,100,000 + tax.
- IN aUstralia
- A Toyota Hilux
- a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV, with in-car espresso machine (yay!)
Sunday, 6 July 2008
Second hand car blues, mes amis!
Maewrose, he is on his way back to his chateau most magnifique in teh south of france. Moiruse, he will much be looking forward to getting bakc.
Yesterday, he a car second hand bought in a used car uaction run by teh local polise department -- alas this car it is not as good as Muawryse his rolls royse. It, it a 1974 Dodge Monaco sedan is. But MUIURHHEÇE he does not his credit cards have wiht him, so it will have to do.
Eh bien, this car new it has a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. Also, it it has cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It, it is a model made before catalytic converters is so it it will on gas regular run. Muiurice he just needs to the cigarette lighter fix. Then it, it will be good. However, Maerhose cannot imagine that this car, it will survive long. Probably it, it will fall apart when Murrhyçe he to his destination arrives.
Photo by Soldermelons
Well, Miuroçe many a tale of his journey long has to tell! How he hitched lifts on open train carraiges, and borrowed cars from freindly towns when he them needed. He walked for many days, and drove or rode for many more. He knew not where he was! Eh bien, he at last to his heath and home his way back found. Just the worng house, mes amis.
Now he must be off again, off to the south of france! Wish him bon voyage, mes amis!
Yesterday, he a car second hand bought in a used car uaction run by teh local polise department -- alas this car it is not as good as Muawryse his rolls royse. It, it a 1974 Dodge Monaco sedan is. But MUIURHHEÇE he does not his credit cards have wiht him, so it will have to do.
Eh bien, this car new it has a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. Also, it it has cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It, it is a model made before catalytic converters is so it it will on gas regular run. Muiurice he just needs to the cigarette lighter fix. Then it, it will be good. However, Maerhose cannot imagine that this car, it will survive long. Probably it, it will fall apart when Murrhyçe he to his destination arrives.
Photo by Soldermelons
Well, Miuroçe many a tale of his journey long has to tell! How he hitched lifts on open train carraiges, and borrowed cars from freindly towns when he them needed. He walked for many days, and drove or rode for many more. He knew not where he was! Eh bien, he at last to his heath and home his way back found. Just the worng house, mes amis.
Now he must be off again, off to the south of france! Wish him bon voyage, mes amis!
Monday, 9 June 2008
Raeders Wroight
Horray! Maerowse has an email!
Oh no! Maerowse knows not what to do! He had not thought that the Kapitan, he might object to A GENIUS such as MAEORUSE his credit cards using! ALso, Mawrise did not think that maybe some of these credit cards might be ones that the CAPITAN he had stolen.
Murrhose know not what to do. He is scared and confused. He also wonders what these 'CONSEQUENCES' of which the capitan speaks might be. Mawrise hopes it involves chocolate cake.
Ah well, just to cheer himself up mes amis he is buying himself another Rolls Royce on this credit card. He is sure that just one more should a problem not be.
From: Captain Jerrold von Obiwankanobe [jvobi@covert-ops.cia.gov]
To: Maurice de Perfossor [maurice.deperfossor@hotmail.fr]
CC: Ratatoskr.Squirrel@GMAIL.COM
Subject: Credit cards
MAURICE! I know you've got my credit cards and are using them! So that's where my bag went. I ask that you must stop using the ones that belong to me immeadiatly, or there will be further consequences. The others, I do not care about. They were just ones I had stolen in any case. Interpol might care though.
Yours,
Jerrold
Capt Jerrold von Obiwankanobe
Captain, S.S. Cado
Sink Fleet Fleet Ships Ltd
"We are definately not a CIA front company!"(tm)
http://www.sinkfleetltd.com/
http://sinkfleet.covert-ops.cia.gov/
Email: capt.j.vonobi@sscado.sinkfleetltd.com
Tel: +1 540 555 0153
Satellite mobile: +1 540 555 0139
To: Maurice de Perfossor [maurice.deperfossor@hotmail.fr]
CC: Ratatoskr.Squirrel@GMAIL.COM
Subject: Credit cards
MAURICE! I know you've got my credit cards and are using them! So that's where my bag went. I ask that you must stop using the ones that belong to me immeadiatly, or there will be further consequences. The others, I do not care about. They were just ones I had stolen in any case. Interpol might care though.
Yours,
Jerrold
Capt Jerrold von Obiwankanobe
Captain, S.S. Cado
Sink Fleet Fleet Ships Ltd
"We are definately not a CIA front company!"(tm)
http://www.sinkfleetltd.com/
http://sinkfleet.covert-ops.cia.gov/
Email: capt.j.vonobi@sscado.sinkfleetltd.com
Tel: +1 540 555 0153
Satellite mobile: +1 540 555 0139
Oh no! Maerowse knows not what to do! He had not thought that the Kapitan, he might object to A GENIUS such as MAEORUSE his credit cards using! ALso, Mawrise did not think that maybe some of these credit cards might be ones that the CAPITAN he had stolen.
Murrhose know not what to do. He is scared and confused. He also wonders what these 'CONSEQUENCES' of which the capitan speaks might be. Mawrise hopes it involves chocolate cake.
Ah well, just to cheer himself up mes amis he is buying himself another Rolls Royce on this credit card. He is sure that just one more should a problem not be.
Saturday, 17 May 2008
Rolls Royce Phantom VS. Lada 1500
Mes amis, this Rolls Roise voiture neuve is much much better than the Lada that Mauresee he used to drive. It is a blessing that he the car keys for the Lada lost and had to a new car buy! In any case, Merose he a new car deserved. And it was just lucky that he a credit card had so that he could for it pay.
In any case, Mes Amis, Mawrose he now in the SOufht of France is. He will let you Know how he with house hunting gets on. Wish him luck!!!!
In any case, Mes Amis, Mawrose he now in the SOufht of France is. He will let you Know how he with house hunting gets on. Wish him luck!!!!
Friday, 16 May 2008
Nice Rolls Royce goes to Nice, Mes amis!
Mawruse cannot it believe! He could not his car keys find yesterday! He was up till all hours of the night for them searching. And yet, he found them not. Mes amis, You could not imagin how upset Merrhyse he was. He was meant to yesterday to the South of France go to start house hunting.
Then, Mawriçe he rememebered that he still has the credit cards from the captans bag that he took off of the capitian of the S.S. Cado. So, this morning Mærose he took himslef to the local car dæler and bought himslef a Rolls Royce Phantom Using the capitans credit card. What a kind man this capitan is! This card, it will also come in handy when Maeroße he buys himslef that house in the Sout h of France he wants.
Eh bien. Maerohyse he must go now, he needs to the South of France to drive. He cannot wait to his new Rollys Roice test out! It's five hundred and seventy nine miles to Nice, Maerose has a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and Merhyse is wearing sunglasses. Hit it, mes amis!
Then, Mawriçe he rememebered that he still has the credit cards from the captans bag that he took off of the capitian of the S.S. Cado. So, this morning Mærose he took himslef to the local car dæler and bought himslef a Rolls Royce Phantom Using the capitans credit card. What a kind man this capitan is! This card, it will also come in handy when Maeroße he buys himslef that house in the Sout h of France he wants.
Eh bien. Maerohyse he must go now, he needs to the South of France to drive. He cannot wait to his new Rollys Roice test out! It's five hundred and seventy nine miles to Nice, Maerose has a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and Merhyse is wearing sunglasses. Hit it, mes amis!
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