Sunday, 6 July 2008

Second hand car blues, mes amis!

Maewrose, he is on his way back to his chateau most magnifique in teh south of france. Moiruse, he will much be looking forward to getting bakc.

Yesterday, he a car second hand bought in a used car uaction run by teh local polise department -- alas this car it is not as good as Muawryse his rolls royse. It, it a 1974 Dodge Monaco sedan is. But MUIURHHEÇE he does not his credit cards have wiht him, so it will have to do.

Eh bien, this car new it has a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. Also, it it has cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It, it is a model made before catalytic converters is so it it will on gas regular run. Muiurice he just needs to the cigarette lighter fix. Then it, it will be good. However, Maerhose cannot imagine that this car, it will survive long. Probably it, it will fall apart when Murrhyçe he to his destination arrives.

Maerise his new car
Photo by Soldermelons

Well, Miuroçe many a tale of his journey long has to tell! How he hitched lifts on open train carraiges, and borrowed cars from freindly towns when he them needed. He walked for many days, and drove or rode for many more. He knew not where he was! Eh bien, he at last to his heath and home his way back found. Just the worng house, mes amis.

Now he must be off again, off to the south of france! Wish him bon voyage, mes amis!

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