MES AMIS Murhuse is in Nürëmbërg at an un-disclosed location (Bergstraße 5, 90403 Nürnberg, Deutschland) to inwestigatinate teh Templars & Rosicrucians tehre. TAHT"S RIGHT MES AMIS .... tehre's templars in Nürëmbërg. Nürëmbërg is teh last place taht Moariçe would ahve expected templars or sekrit societies but Àglei sed taht tehy were here, and ... eh bien ... it was so.(NONETHELESS MORROSE IS STILL THE GRATER GEYNIUS).
Muarrose has been in Nürëmbërg since he left Quebec for Berlin (28/th./AUGUST), & teh drove to Nürëmbërg (unbelievably teh B.M.W.Corporation didn"t recognised teh grate geynius of Muarrose & wouldnt give him a free B.M.W.autocar! He had to break into teh factory at midnigght to get a free B.M.W.autocar, even though its his due as a grate geynius!!1!!?!????1???@)
Eh bien. Maeryse has founded out taht Nürëmbërg it has many sekrit underground tunnels * & he has tehm been inwestigatinating ... throught teh many sekrit passageways , & cellars & sekrit Templar & Rosicrucian complexes under teh ground. Teh TEMPLARS even ahve a sekrit canteen in teihr sekrit undergound base .... complete wiht dinner ladies & trays & a buffet salad bar. Mwerrose ahs had lunch tehre many thymes. Teh bratwurst is quite good.
Eh bien, taht not teh point is. Teh point is taht Mearose has once again spent thyme hiding in sekrit Templar bored-rooms whilst sekrit Templar meeting s take places & has evwen recorded tehm (one of teh Templar conspirators helpfully showed Muorrose how to record a wideo on his IPHONE 5S). He has spent hours rummaging throught teh libraries & looking behind teh sofa in teh staffroom (tihs is wehre you find all teh good stuff mes amis ....... not just anceint sekrit documents BUT ALSO several humbugs, a hankercheif, and €11,50 in small change!!!!!!1!).
Moarise is mutch excitinated wiht teh work he is doingk here .... but he is only staying here another few days. Teh week aftrer next he must go to Frnance to meet up wiht Agléy. He will post more infromation HERE> so dont froget to KEEP RAEADING MES AMIS>.
Showing posts with label burgundy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label burgundy. Show all posts
Sunday, 15 September 2013
Saturday, 31 March 2012
GRAETINGS FROM SUNNY PROWENCE...!!!1!
Mes amigos... Mjerhoce has a most fantasic month had here in sunny Provence. He certainly much glad to back here be!!!1! Tehre much exciting going on is ( he in negotitaitiatiaatiotions to buy a painting by Mr. Wincent Wan Gough from his associate Aglie is, for E.G. ) but taht not teh point of tihs post is.
NO, mes ami... You might have seen teh date on tihs wobleg post. It Sun Mar 31 is.
You might ahve rembered teh BIRTHDAY of taht GRATE GEYNIUS Merose. It April 1st is.
(Mwerise was born on 1st April 1963. An improtant date in world history!!!)!)
You see where tihs is going mes amis? NO? Well, maybe it takes a geynius of teh stature of Maurise. Yes, mes amis, to morrow is teh birthday of MUARHOSE, internationally famuos GEYNIUS.
EH BIEN. Muarhose has spent teh last week in a whirl-wind of activity. He is organisianisaing a surprise birthday praty for himself!!!!1! It magnifique will be. He has many of his freind inwited, including (but not limited to):
Muarhose would love to put out a blanket inwitation to ALL his wobleg readers, but unfortunately he cannot. Instead, you can all presents post by mail. A case of Romanee-Conti wuold be fine. Muarhose prefers teh 1945 wintage.
Eh bien. He will updatinate his raeders after teh praty. BUT he conwinced it a TRIUMPH will be.
NO, mes ami... You might have seen teh date on tihs wobleg post. It Sun Mar 31 is.
You might ahve rembered teh BIRTHDAY of taht GRATE GEYNIUS Merose. It April 1st is.
(Mwerise was born on 1st April 1963. An improtant date in world history!!!)!)
You see where tihs is going mes amis? NO? Well, maybe it takes a geynius of teh stature of Maurise. Yes, mes amis, to morrow is teh birthday of MUARHOSE, internationally famuos GEYNIUS.
EH BIEN. Muarhose has spent teh last week in a whirl-wind of activity. He is organisianisaing a surprise birthday praty for himself!!!!1! It magnifique will be. He has many of his freind inwited, including (but not limited to):
- Aglie de Saint-Germaine, who will be well - known to existing raeders
- Tony Blair, an old ami... and ex Prime-MInister of the U.K.
- Silvio Burlisconi, who Muarhose thought a much excelent president of Italiay was (at least, he told Marhose taht he was, and Mirose sees no reason to disbelieve him)
- Angela Merkel, another old freind
- Nicholas Sarkozy, teh most excelent president of France
- Sir David Cameroon, most excelent current president of the U.K.
- Mr Ian Fleming, teh famuos author
Muarhose would love to put out a blanket inwitation to ALL his wobleg readers, but unfortunately he cannot. Instead, you can all presents post by mail. A case of Romanee-Conti wuold be fine. Muarhose prefers teh 1945 wintage.
Eh bien. He will updatinate his raeders after teh praty. BUT he conwinced it a TRIUMPH will be.
Wednesday, 7 September 2011
Muarhise in burgundy....
Mes amis.... Murhose is in his new apratment in Burgundy.
Actually, he lies, he isnt. He in an intrenet cafe is. Teh internet at his apratment, it works not. Some one (e.g., his brohter, Mycroft) has stolenated teh A.D.S.L. MODEM from Morhise his apratment... so he teh intrenet tehre use cannot. Tres annoying.
AND YET, Morrhose enjoyinating being in Burgundy is. Teh wineyards are wery difficult to find (a Templar conspiracy, Maerhoce is sure) and yet, yesterday he managed to find one! It wery exciting was. Mieeorohse celebrated wiht a glass or three of teh local SHIRAZ wine....
Tomorrow , Morrhose will dirvinate to teh NEARBY WILLAGE of GEVREY-CHAMBERTIN to see if he can see any wineyards tehre... and if he can any whine for his cellar buyinate tehre... Wish Morose luck, mes amis...
Actually, he lies, he isnt. He in an intrenet cafe is. Teh internet at his apratment, it works not. Some one (e.g., his brohter, Mycroft) has stolenated teh A.D.S.L. MODEM from Morhise his apratment... so he teh intrenet tehre use cannot. Tres annoying.
AND YET, Morrhose enjoyinating being in Burgundy is. Teh wineyards are wery difficult to find (a Templar conspiracy, Maerhoce is sure) and yet, yesterday he managed to find one! It wery exciting was. Mieeorohse celebrated wiht a glass or three of teh local SHIRAZ wine....
Tomorrow , Morrhose will dirvinate to teh NEARBY WILLAGE of GEVREY-CHAMBERTIN to see if he can see any wineyards tehre... and if he can any whine for his cellar buyinate tehre... Wish Morose luck, mes amis...
Sunday, 3 July 2011
Mycroft in Burgundy: Hello Folks!
Greetings, mon amis...
No, fear not, it is not Maurice. It is I, Mycroft. You remember, Maurice's more intelligent brother? Facebook friends might remember that I was about to head off to France for a holiday. Well, luckily, I got out of Canberra before the volcanic ash did it worst (at last, I found something more disruptive and annoying than Maurice! Okay, maybe not) -- I left on the 14th June.
Also, luckily, I managed to get more than the two weeks leave I'd hoped for originally, I got three and a half weeks! I expect Australia will be in economic ruins by the time I get back... the PM's office (and therefore the rest of the country) can't function for half an hour without me, it seems... let alone nearly a month.
Anyway. Back on topic. I arrived in Beaune expecting to find that the "apratment" Maurice had bought here in Beaune to be a virtual ruin.
We all know how gullible Maurice is, and he bought it sight-unseen.
But no! Miraculous! It really is a rather elegant apartment, right in the centre of the old town, with three bedrooms... and a study... and a rather nice kitchen. And Maurice paid to have the Eurocave wine fridge stocked with good burgundy... and that happened too (amazing! Maurice making canny decisions -- must be coincidence!). Just drinking a good bottle of Montrachet now.
Well, its been a good holiday so far. Brought my work mobile with me, which was my one mistake. Of course, I've kept getting work-related phone calls at all hours of the day. I'm maliciously gleeful thinking about the phone bills they're racking up ringing me here... they pay for that phone, so they'll be paying all the lovely, juicy roaming fees. If Australia goes bankrupt and enters another recession in a month or so, you'll know why... heh.
Made a pilgrimage to the Romanée-Conti vineyard yesterday, and sat on the vineyard wall drinking a bottle of '96 Romanée-Conti. A rare privilege indeed! Even remembered to bring some a bit of a picnic to nibble on too... magnifique. Would def. recommend. And my mobile didn't go off once for the whole meal. Rumours that I had "accidentally" turned if off are all biased and unreliable (though accurate).
Visiting Chateau de Pommard tomorrow... the brochure makes it look very nice. Wondering if I can con Maurice into buying it for me as a holiday bolt-hole (would only be fair, to make up for all those bottles of '59 Haut-Brion and '47 Cheval Blanc of mine he drank).
That's enough for now, mes amis... a mid-morning walk beckons. Then lunch.
No, fear not, it is not Maurice. It is I, Mycroft. You remember, Maurice's more intelligent brother? Facebook friends might remember that I was about to head off to France for a holiday. Well, luckily, I got out of Canberra before the volcanic ash did it worst (at last, I found something more disruptive and annoying than Maurice! Okay, maybe not) -- I left on the 14th June.
Also, luckily, I managed to get more than the two weeks leave I'd hoped for originally, I got three and a half weeks! I expect Australia will be in economic ruins by the time I get back... the PM's office (and therefore the rest of the country) can't function for half an hour without me, it seems... let alone nearly a month.
Anyway. Back on topic. I arrived in Beaune expecting to find that the "apratment" Maurice had bought here in Beaune to be a virtual ruin.
We all know how gullible Maurice is, and he bought it sight-unseen.
But no! Miraculous! It really is a rather elegant apartment, right in the centre of the old town, with three bedrooms... and a study... and a rather nice kitchen. And Maurice paid to have the Eurocave wine fridge stocked with good burgundy... and that happened too (amazing! Maurice making canny decisions -- must be coincidence!). Just drinking a good bottle of Montrachet now.
Well, its been a good holiday so far. Brought my work mobile with me, which was my one mistake. Of course, I've kept getting work-related phone calls at all hours of the day. I'm maliciously gleeful thinking about the phone bills they're racking up ringing me here... they pay for that phone, so they'll be paying all the lovely, juicy roaming fees. If Australia goes bankrupt and enters another recession in a month or so, you'll know why... heh.
Made a pilgrimage to the Romanée-Conti vineyard yesterday, and sat on the vineyard wall drinking a bottle of '96 Romanée-Conti. A rare privilege indeed! Even remembered to bring some a bit of a picnic to nibble on too... magnifique. Would def. recommend. And my mobile didn't go off once for the whole meal. Rumours that I had "accidentally" turned if off are all biased and unreliable (though accurate).
Visiting Chateau de Pommard tomorrow... the brochure makes it look very nice. Wondering if I can con Maurice into buying it for me as a holiday bolt-hole (would only be fair, to make up for all those bottles of '59 Haut-Brion and '47 Cheval Blanc of mine he drank).
That's enough for now, mes amis... a mid-morning walk beckons. Then lunch.
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