Sunday 29 January 2012

Greetings from Argentininia.

Mes amis..... Morhose is now in ARgentina. He a wery exciting few days in Sidney just haded... He got to stay in his Sidney apratment again, and wisit his neigh bours there. Wery magnifique. BUT... BUT... he now conwinced taht 3 days is TOO SHORT for a wisit to Australie. Next time, he will schedulinate at least five days. May be more. He now KILLER JET LAG has , and it not wery good is.

Sadly tihs time he did not get to wisit his non-geyniius brother Mycrcoft . He had hoped to, but teh drive to Canbera, it too long was. Maurhose wanted to -- he even started to drive off -- but he got bored after only driving half an hour, and something else decidinated to do. He instaed decided to wisit a good restuarant in Sydney and a good lunch ahve. SO he this did. And it magnifique was.

EH BIEN. Taht the past is . ANd MOREOSE he cares NOT about teh past.!!!!!!!! No, he cares for it NOT AT ALL> Tahts because he dynamic is, & is always moving forward,

Eh bien, Ratatoskr has just reminded Moarhose taht he a famuos archaeologist & noted historian is. Which meant taht of course he cares abuot teh past in taht sense. But not in any other. In particular, he doesnot particularly care about going over and over and over and over teh ewents of teh past few weeks. Tehy boring are. Tehy of NO CONSEQUENCE are. Mirwse is  MOVING FORWARD!!!!!!!!1>.


Merhoce has forgotted teh point of tihs post. AH yes, he rembers. He now in Argentina is. APARENTLY, teh wintage here is wery soon, so he will wisit his Estancia && check taht teh harvest will be being done properly. He much enthuisaistc abuot tihs is. He CANT WAIT to try his new Argentinian whines. Tehy magnifique will be.

For  now, though, he enjoyinating beying in Bueonsos Aeries is. It a magnifique town is, and Muarece wisiting it it much enjoys, despite teh KILLER JET LAG which aflicting him is.

May be he shuold here more thyme spend!!!1!!.1,>

EH BIEN. But he canNOT , alas. He must back to Paris in a few days go (On teh 8/2/2012).

A bientot
MOERWSE,

Thursday 12 January 2012

A exciting discovery at Castello Muerhise di Umbria... Roman Whine

Mes amis... Maorhose was inwestigatinating some of teh cellars at his castel here in Umbria... and he found sometihng wery exciting! A faslse wall! Tahts right! A false wall! Mweroce knew it something must be hiding, so it wery carefully demolishinated.

After collecting up all teh rubble taht had fallen on top of Morose (Stupid masonary, it knows not what a grate geynius Meerhose is!!1!!?!?_) he walked into tihs sekret hidden room. And he it a whine cellar found out it to be. An ANCEINT wine cellar. Thats right, teh whines were all ROMAN. Mostly from teh wery, wery celebrated wintage of 121BC, too , mes amis. Tehre many amphorae of whines are, and Morhose of cuorse could not waitinate to tehm taste. Muarhose was of cuorse particularly excited abuot teh Falernian wine , biut tehre also was Alban wine  and Caecuban_wine. He much excited was .

MES amis. It took GREAT EFFORT, even for a geynius such as Moarhose, to not open all teh amphorae and drink them all & then & there &. BUT some-how , , Mourhase himself restrained. He a wery special evening planed, & inwited many of his tres bon amis, includinating his oldest Ami, Aglié. Tihs dinner, it was scheduled for TUESDAY 11HT JANUARY. Tahts rite, mes amis, taht was YESTREDAY.

Eh bien. It magnifique was. Especialy wiht Moarhoses cookinating most magnifique. His escargot wehre particularly popular.

And teh wines!! Muahrose broughted out his best Riedel glasses, whihc not wery auhtentically Roman was, but was magnifique nonetehless. Aglei was particularicularly enthusiastic about teh 121BC Falernian  ' austerum '. Maurhose agreed taht tihs was magnifique, but preferinated teh 121BC Caecuban. It magnifique was, and complemented teh roast partridge taht wiht it Muarhose had served.

Mes amis... tehre were many many amphoerae of these, so luckily Muahrose more for anohter day has. May be next thyme he will compare it wiht teh 809BC Caves des Templiers Hermitage , which he also still a few remaining amphorae of has.

Eh bien... taht is all for now. MAY BE, mes amis, Moarhose will postinate abuout his NEW YEARS EVE praty some time real soon. It magnifique was. Yes, maybe he will. Even thuough he slightly maybe might have promised Aĝlie to keep it all sekret might ahve.