Daytrip to Rhôme wiht Agliè

Mes amis, today Mhjwrÿçe for a dirve into Rome with his bon ami Ugliè went. Mwèréwse decided to teh 2CV dirvinate, and Mirrhuyse his beret wore -- wery much teh model of a sophisticate whine maker extraordinaire !!! Mherjse thought that Agly about teh choise of car would complain, but he did not much. Ugliè complaininated more about Mhjerÿse his red high heeled shoes (très chic, mes amis) than teh speed at which Mwrhjyse he droveinated at (150km/h)!!!! Maybe, Ugliè he preferinates teh dark blue high heel shoes (wiht DIAMONDS on it) tahn teh red ones.

Anyways, mes amis, Mjerùse & Ugliè had a day out most magnifique & Agly teh secret Templar history of Rhôme to Mhjweruse explaininated. APPARENTLY, teh Templars tehy used to really really sekret meetings hold in teh ruins of teh colliseum for many years, until Àglìè found tehm out & Infiltrated teihr Rhôme branch. This forced them to their meetings move & Agliè has not them again yet foundinated.

Mjerüse went shopping & bought himslef some more shoes (TWO pairs of PRADA high heeled shoes, and a pair of work boots for working on teh farm at castello di Mwerjüse. Teh farm boots are by Louis Vuitton!) , a nice new dinner jacket, and a book about teh Templar history of Rhôme which Agly such much good but flawed was (by an ex-Templar, published in 1721), and a book on teh Templars in Germany by Agliè de St Germaine published in 1801 -- maybe a relative of my bon ami Agliè!?!?!?

Aglìe bought a case of 1962 Ch. d'Yquem and a case of 1982 Ch. Haut-Brion. Mjeruse also two cases eahc of these boughted, as well as a case of 1973 Romanée Conti and a two (2!) precious bottles of 1901 Ch. Moutoun-Rothschild. Aglêi also one of these bought. Quite a find, mes amis, quite a find!!!!

Eh bien, Mjerîse & Aglië tehn to lunch went. Tehy a fine lunch at La Pergola (teh ONLY Michelin *** restaurant in Rhôme) wiht many bottels of whine from teh 50,000 bottel+ cellar. Teh menu, it was magnifiqe! Mherüse teh "Composition of sole and white truffle from Alba on cannellini beans" had, and Agluy had teh "Organic pigeon with purée of dried fruit bread and pomegranate ice-crush".

It much magnifique were, and Mweruîse hardly able to back into teh 2CV roll to dirve back to Castello di Mwejuiçe (at 150km/h)..

Arrivinated at Castello di Mjrowse.

Mon ami, Mjrjse he finally at Castello di Mírh¥se is. Even touhgh he wone or two rwong turns made, yet again here in teh true tradition of le monde de mjerîse a map of his journey is:


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Eh bien. Even though it not the SHORTEST POSSIBLE ROUTE was, Muriose he a few nice bottles of Port wine picked up in Porto, Portugul.

And he much glad to at Castello Mjrose be wonce again. He much explorinating of all the secret hidden treasurres here has to do!!!1!

Arrivinated at GENZANO DI ROMA!!!1!

MES AMIS!!! I think Aglie was disappointed much to in teh 2CV rather than the Lamborghini drivinate -- still, next time, mon ami, next time. ALSO, I think he happy not with the expert driving of Mjurowse was -- Muirhjse the geynius driver was only doing 170km/h, so maybe he to slow was drivinating? NEXT time, he will AT LEAST 220km/h try drivinating, may be that will Agly make more relaxed & not tense and scared looking make!!!

Eh bien, we finally now in Genzano di Roma are, and that teh MAIN thing is. Muhrowse will now his guest most esteemed (almost, but not quite as aestemmed as Merhiuse himslef!!) around the estate -- or "Castello di Maurice", as Muirowhse he llikes to it call --- showinate him. OKAY, so teh drive it took a BIT longer than Mjuowrhyse he planninated, and Aglie he siad that Miowrwse he a few rwong turnings maded - but such triviailities do not to a geynius like Morrrhuse matter!!! Eh bien, here the route is:


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Agluy was most intrigued to about the TEMPLAR history of teh castle hearinate. "I knew it!" He said. "IT proves that you must have that secret map!!! I'll get it off you someho... Er, I mean, Er, Nice castle, Maurice!!" Miuerohse, eh did not understand what Aglei meant by that, except that he teh castle likes. And he also by teh TEMPLAR history most intrigunated is!!!

EH BIEN, must go for a walk now!! UNTIL LATER!!!!!!

Tomoorrow

Tommorow, mes amis, mon ami Algie and Murhese, the greatest geynius teh world has ever seen ever , will to the hosue of Mjowryse in the Castelli Romani will tomoorow   go!! Mirhöse, he wait cannot! It magnifique will be! Ah, but do not be afeared, mon ami: Murhose will of all the exciting things that happen you keep infromed! Oh yes he will!!!

Hmm.. Should Mirowse his Lamborghini drive, or maybe his new 2CV?? He decided canot!!!1! Maybe Iglae will teh 2CV prefer...

Safe to read -- NOT from Maurice le genie!

Well, seems like I'm taking Maurice's place -- sitting around in an airport, waiting for a 'plane. But fear not, "mes amis", Ratatoskr isn't planning to become another Maurice. Help no! I'm just en route to Australia, to catch up with Maurice for his birthday.

Well you may ask why's a squirrel so keen to get to the birthday of that so-called "geynius". Well, apparently he'll be opening some of his new old bottles of Penfolds Grange. Can't let it be wasted on someone like Maurice can we? Duty beckons. Once more unto the breach, etc, etc. Hope he has acorns too.

Also, won't be flying "Atterrissage Forcé, unlike that Maurice I actually fly with a REAL airline. Air New Zealand this time. Business class ain't too bad. Good enough for this immortal squirrel!!

Then back to Norway. Just hope he likes his new 2CV...

Two Steam Horses

Muaejwryse he has on the tellyphone with Ratatataoskr spoken. Ratatoskra has Muiirhuwse his new car to Muiiwrise his Italian castle delivered. You may rember that when Muirowse he he thought that he was bank rupt, he a new LADA himself bought. Well, it turns out he needs it not -- or maybe he does, it for around teh estate will be good to drivinate, on teh dirt tracks and fields where his Lamborghini it no good is.

Also, Muirroise found he a slight mistake made and did not a LADA NIVA buyinate, he a Citroën 2CV boughtinate. It seem that Mirowse he somehow managed to on teh worng car bidinate on eBay.es.

 

Ah well, it much fun arround his estate to drivinate will be. And Ratatatatatatoskr has said that he will at teh car look, and for problems mechannical look and them solvinate which for Muiiwworuse a great favour will be as even though Mirose a greyte geynius is his genyis it does NOT streatch as far as ADVANCED CAR MAINTENANCE, mes amis. Aeroplanes, maybe. But not cars.