La voitures de Maurice!

Well, mes amis, it only now Mwr®hyçe back to Armidale France has got, that he realises how many cars he now has!!

He has:

• In France:
• A Lada 1500, for which he has now foundinated his spare set of car keys!!
• Two Rolls Royce Phantoms - one bought when he his Lada car keys lost, and the other to cheer himself up when he a trheatening letter got from Capt Jerrold von Obiwankanobe (whose kredit cards Muwrise was using to buy the cars, houses, etc -- this for such a greayt geynius as Mirise should not a problem be!!)
• A Dodge Monaco sedan which Muawrhyse he bought bought second hand of the local department de police for €1000. He bought this for when he had to drive back to teh south of fRance after he got really lost on an afternoons walk.
• ANd now, a Bugatti Veyron that he recently bought for €1,100,000 + tax.
  
• IN aUstralia
• A Toyota Hilux
• a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV, with in-car espresso machine (yay!)

Well, mes amis, with all thes cars at Mwrise his disposal, Maroose thinks he for a drive should go! But which car should he take!?!?! Maybe his Bugatti Veyron, or maybe his Lada 1500??!? Muwarhyçe, he cannot decide!!

Back in Armidale, France

Wow! Miurise had quiet a trip!


Agrandir le plan

Okay, Mwuries he admits that with retrospect he did not the most direct route take, even though he very hard tried to do so. FOr example, Muwriçe he drove the rwong direction when he Paris left. Eh bien! Il s'agissait d'une simple erreur! Anyone it could have made! Even such a great geynius as Muwrse.

At least in his new Bugatti, the trip did not long take. Eveyrthing is quick when you drive at 300km/hour, mes amis!!

Now, he in Amridale fRance safely home is, he much happy is. Also, after such a long drive he much happy is. He will post again later today with MORE detials, MES AMIS!!

BLOGGING AT 400km/hour!!!

MES AMIS! THis nouvelle voiture de Maurice can certainly go fast!! Like 407.5 km/hour!!!

Actually, that is Muarhwses little joke. Mostly he at 300km/hour is travelling. 407.5km/hour the fuel it too quickly uses up.

Wow, the countryside does kind of fade past WERY fast. ALso, Muarhyse he keeps seeing blue flashing lights in his rear vision mirror. He not certain what they could be is. Maybe his eyes he needs to get tested. Still, they all seem to disappear quickly enougjh.

Soon be in Armidale France mes amis! But maybe Mwrwçe for now should his eyes on the road keep!!!

La nouvelle voiture de M. Maurice!

Mes amis, votre bon ami Murrhî∫e has another new car himself bought. Oui, il est vrai! He now a brand new Bugatti Veyron has. He with this car new much pleased is!

Well, mes amis, Mwariçe must the road hit now and to Armidale France drive. He to get there cannot wait. He has a new job to look forward to, and he also knows his bon ami Agliè in Armidale France is also at teh moment staying. No doubt there will be meany long evening sitting around the fire having many long interesting intelelectual debates and much Cognac drinking! Mwryse, he canot wait!

À bientôt!

MAURWISE!!

Uh oh...

Oh No. Maurice is back in France. Quick everybody! We have to move to another continent before he finds us! What's a squirrel to do, eh? Well, goin' back to Norway might be best move for Ratatoskr. Not Maurice's cup of tea, Norway. Too cold for Maurices.

Good luck everyone! And remember: DON'T ENGAGE MAURICE IN CONVERSATION
(oh boy, would you be in for it then!!!)

Yours sqirrelishly,

Ratatoskr.

Maerhese in Paerese (again!)

Well mes amis the great geynius Muawrise is again once again in Paris!! He got to France back yesterday, and was much happy to be there.

Alas, his flightt back took seven days rather than the 52 hours it intended to take was meant to, because the Atterrissage Forcé pilot he wonce again got wery lost, and took long time to France find. Then he in Paris not Armidale France landed!

Still, Mwrwse in Paris is glad to be back, and he the flight over is glad that it is. Now he just has to overcome his KILLER JET LAG. I mean, mes amis, THIS is WORSE than last time! After all, mes amis, LAST TIME the flight only 78 HOURS took! This time it 172 hours took!!!1!

Eh bien. Muwryse will now have a few days to spend enjoying life in Paris France, in his apartment most beautitufl on Rue Mouffetard. Then He to Armidale France will drive. First he a new car must buy. Maybe he a Bugatti Veyron will buy. He has these read nice cars are.









Yes. That like a nice car looks. And Muaerise he still some of the spare credit cards he borrowed earlier from the Capitan of the SS Cado still has. Maybe he will a Bugatti as a welcome home present himself buy,

Wihs Maerwse luck!

Muarhuse, he is flying back to Armidale France today! His flight, it is being called RIGHT NOW, so he cannot much say here. He much looking forward to getting back and onto his new job getting on. He will post again soon when in France he is.

This time, Muruse will be flying with Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class wonce again, just like last time. Mes amis, it was the flying expereince of the century! Far better than any other hairyplane flight that Muirhse with other airlines had been on. There were even buttons on the seat airm rest to call a air stewardess! And they would even you a glass of water get if you them asked!! And the glass it was only slightly smudged and maybe even clean!!! This was an unprecedented hexperience for Mwrwse.

OOPS final call mes amis !! eh bien maurice hhe muhst goe knoww