Mes amis, just as Aglie and Muirose teh geynius were together teh book ancient they foundinated calle d "Gli antichi segreti dei Templari together readinating, a thing most terrible it happened!! Mon bon ami Aglei, he had jiust to a part most interesting got, when Mirrhose he a sniggering sound herd. Mes amis, you caanot imagine how much this it upset Maerhoswe. He this sound knew!! It was teh chameleleon!!! IT MUST BE, mes amis!!!
But things, they were just about to much worse get. Mon ami Aglie, he said "Odd parchment this book is printed on. It feels almost... scaly". Then Mirrhose he raelised. Teh book! IT was real not, it teh cameleon in disguise was!!! At that piont teh book jumped out of teh hands of Aglie, and in to a corner scuttled. Aglie, he most amazed and disappointed was. But then he teh incident wiht teh 1929 Möet & Chändön Champagne rememberinated!! AND tehn he knew taht Mirrhowse he must by teh cameleleon being tormented must be!
Eh bien, now Muruse teh geynisu and his bon ami Aglie most continue to around teh castelli di mirise lookinate. May be we will some REAL treasures findinate!!!
Saturday, 25 April 2009
Friday, 24 April 2009
Discoveries
Mes amis --- Mjorhowse teh geynius and Aglié, they for a drive went and this time Muirowse genarously let his bon ami Aglei drivinate. Oh but he not such a good dirver as Mjrjse is!! He went so slow!!! For murose it wery tedius was -- we NEVER went faster than 120km/h!!! SUCH SLOWNESßS!!
Eh bien, when Aglie and Mjuirose (geynius) to teh castle got back, Aglie he suggested we for a look around teh castle went. Well, this such a good idea was that Muras just had to agreeinate!!! There are many rooms in teh castle, many wiht original furnishings, so there much interesting to see was. Well, mes amis, in teh librarry, burried in amongst a pile of books on geology and astrology, was a book most unique!!!
It, an ancient laether bounded volume called Gli antichi segreti dei Templari was -- this, it means "Teh Ancient Hidden Secrets of teh Templars"!!! It was clearly published before 1750 was, and so Aglie up on it fell with much delgiht. There, there a MAP was, showing teh location of some of teh hidden Templar castles, and the conetents page listed detailed descritpiton of EVERY hidden secret Templar plot. This , it too much a good find was!! Mirrhowse he could not it beleive!! AND yet, it true was!!!
Well , mes amis, Muirrhowse teh geynius and Aglie will now to the study of Mirwse this take. AND There we will now it Studyinate. Mirwose, he is certain that the two minds of these scholars most eminant (though of course Mueworse he is teh MOST eminant) will together SOMETHING of most important significance in this document unqiue be able to findinate!!!
Eh bien, when Aglie and Mjuirose (geynius) to teh castle got back, Aglie he suggested we for a look around teh castle went. Well, this such a good idea was that Muras just had to agreeinate!!! There are many rooms in teh castle, many wiht original furnishings, so there much interesting to see was. Well, mes amis, in teh librarry, burried in amongst a pile of books on geology and astrology, was a book most unique!!!
It, an ancient laether bounded volume called Gli antichi segreti dei Templari was -- this, it means "Teh Ancient Hidden Secrets of teh Templars"!!! It was clearly published before 1750 was, and so Aglie up on it fell with much delgiht. There, there a MAP was, showing teh location of some of teh hidden Templar castles, and the conetents page listed detailed descritpiton of EVERY hidden secret Templar plot. This , it too much a good find was!! Mirrhowse he could not it beleive!! AND yet, it true was!!!
Well , mes amis, Muirrhowse teh geynius and Aglie will now to the study of Mirwse this take. AND There we will now it Studyinate. Mirwose, he is certain that the two minds of these scholars most eminant (though of course Mueworse he is teh MOST eminant) will together SOMETHING of most important significance in this document unqiue be able to findinate!!!
Castelli di Maurice - a great whine in teh making!!!!
Mes amis, mon Ami agly and Murrhose the geynius have been sitting up all night about the vineyard de Mauryse talkinating!!! According to Uglie, Muirhose has has Merlot, Sangiovese, Trebbiano and ugni blanc in his vienyard planted already. Maerease, he suggested to AGLIE plantinating Cabernet blanc, but Aglie, he objected just because "this grape vaierity does not exhist". AS if that to a geynius matters!! Hah. No! It does not!!! Still, maybe on this ocaisin the non-geynius is write. Muirjohse, he will pretendinate Aglie suggested Cabernet blanc and Muirrhuse HE disagreed!!!1!
We aslo the Templar conspiracy disccusinated, and Aglei many new tihngs about teh Templar conspiracy to take over the world told Muirirse. Apparently, microwave meals are a BIG part of this conspiracy!!!!!! Muirojse, he just knew it!!
Eh bien, it is true, it quite an evening is. Now Agli he has said that he wants to try dirvinating Muirhose his lamborghini. So after we brakefast have had, wee will for a drivinate go. THIS time, though, Mirirse le driving geynius will be teh PASSENGER in his car own == AGLEI teh DIRVER will be!!!1!
We aslo the Templar conspiracy disccusinated, and Aglei many new tihngs about teh Templar conspiracy to take over the world told Muirirse. Apparently, microwave meals are a BIG part of this conspiracy!!!!!! Muirojse, he just knew it!!
Eh bien, it is true, it quite an evening is. Now Agli he has said that he wants to try dirvinating Muirhose his lamborghini. So after we brakefast have had, wee will for a drivinate go. THIS time, though, Mirirse le driving geynius will be teh PASSENGER in his car own == AGLEI teh DIRVER will be!!!1!
Thursday, 23 April 2009
Arrivinated at GENZANO DI ROMA!!!1!
MES AMIS!!! I think Aglie was disappointed much to in teh 2CV rather than the Lamborghini drivinate -- still, next time, mon ami, next time. ALSO, I think he happy not with the expert driving of Mjurowse was -- Muirhjse the geynius driver was only doing 170km/h, so maybe he to slow was drivinating? NEXT time, he will AT LEAST 220km/h try drivinating, may be that will Agly make more relaxed & not tense and scared looking make!!!
Eh bien, we finally now in Genzano di Roma are, and that teh MAIN thing is. Muhrowse will now his guest most esteemed (almost, but not quite as aestemmed as Merhiuse himslef!!) around the estate -- or "Castello di Maurice", as Muirowhse he llikes to it call --- showinate him. OKAY, so teh drive it took a BIT longer than Mjuowrhyse he planninated, and Aglie he siad that Miowrwse he a few rwong turnings maded - but such triviailities do not to a geynius like Morrrhuse matter!!! Eh bien, here the route is:
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Agluy was most intrigued to about the TEMPLAR history of teh castle hearinate. "I knew it!" He said. "IT proves that you must have that secret map!!! I'll get it off you someho... Er, I mean, Er, Nice castle, Maurice!!" Miuerohse, eh did not understand what Aglei meant by that, except that he teh castle likes. And he also by teh TEMPLAR history most intrigunated is!!!
EH BIEN, must go for a walk now!! UNTIL LATER!!!!!!
Eh bien, we finally now in Genzano di Roma are, and that teh MAIN thing is. Muhrowse will now his guest most esteemed (almost, but not quite as aestemmed as Merhiuse himslef!!) around the estate -- or "Castello di Maurice", as Muirowhse he llikes to it call --- showinate him. OKAY, so teh drive it took a BIT longer than Mjuowrhyse he planninated, and Aglie he siad that Miowrwse he a few rwong turnings maded - but such triviailities do not to a geynius like Morrrhuse matter!!! Eh bien, here the route is:
View Larger Map
Agluy was most intrigued to about the TEMPLAR history of teh castle hearinate. "I knew it!" He said. "IT proves that you must have that secret map!!! I'll get it off you someho... Er, I mean, Er, Nice castle, Maurice!!" Miuerohse, eh did not understand what Aglei meant by that, except that he teh castle likes. And he also by teh TEMPLAR history most intrigunated is!!!
EH BIEN, must go for a walk now!! UNTIL LATER!!!!!!
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Tomoorrow
Tommorow, mes amis, mon ami Algie and Murhese, the greatest geynius teh world has ever seen ever , will to the hosue of Mjowryse in the Castelli Romani will tomoorow go!! Mirhöse, he wait cannot! It magnifique will be! Ah, but do not be afeared, mon ami: Murhose will of all the exciting things that happen you keep infromed! Oh yes he will!!!
Hmm.. Should Mirowse his Lamborghini drive, or maybe his new 2CV?? He decided canot!!!1! Maybe Iglae will teh 2CV prefer...
Hmm.. Should Mirowse his Lamborghini drive, or maybe his new 2CV?? He decided canot!!!1! Maybe Iglae will teh 2CV prefer...
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
A day in Rhôme whit AGLIE!!!
Mes amis, today it was quite a DAY!! Mirhôse, that famouse genius of world repute, he teh day spent walking around Rhôme with his bon ami mon ami Aglie. Ah yes! Such intellectual discussion! Such heights of intelect! It beleived could not be! And yet, it was so. We discussed the influence of the Rosicrucians on modern TV programming, and the influence of Modern TV programming on the Ancient Alchemical Knowledge of Egypt. AH yes, such a day.
Mjurose also the opportunity took to discuss the formation of his vineyard new, Castello di Maurice, wiht Aglie. Of this, Aglie most enthusiastic was and was keen to Mjrjse tell all about the Templars approach to whine and whine making. HE said He most keen to help was, so we will this be discussing fruther when Aglie whit Mjruse to Mjowrhüse his Itallian villa goes later this week. ALSO, Aglie Morose a book gave -- it is called O Guia Templário Para Vinificação by Petetav Typerys, that FAMED scholar of the estoric side of the agricultural sciences. It was in Milan published in 1721, and Mirehse much privilidged to have it is!!
Eh bien, that concludes teh wobleg post for twoday. Mjurhyse and AGLIE, we will now to a little local ristorante that Miruose knows and likes well. MuRoWsE he will teh Porchetta have:: roast pork, with laurel, garlic and black pepper, MMM!!!!
Mjurose also the opportunity took to discuss the formation of his vineyard new, Castello di Maurice, wiht Aglie. Of this, Aglie most enthusiastic was and was keen to Mjrjse tell all about the Templars approach to whine and whine making. HE said He most keen to help was, so we will this be discussing fruther when Aglie whit Mjruse to Mjowrhüse his Itallian villa goes later this week. ALSO, Aglie Morose a book gave -- it is called O Guia Templário Para Vinificação by Petetav Typerys, that FAMED scholar of the estoric side of the agricultural sciences. It was in Milan published in 1721, and Mirehse much privilidged to have it is!!
Eh bien, that concludes teh wobleg post for twoday. Mjurhyse and AGLIE, we will now to a little local ristorante that Miruose knows and likes well. MuRoWsE he will teh Porchetta have:: roast pork, with laurel, garlic and black pepper, MMM!!!!
Monday, 20 April 2009
Ágliè - QUICK post, mes amis!!
QUICK POST, MES AMIS!!1!! Mon bon ami Uglie, he here is! He hast arrivinated much earlier than Mjowrhuse he expecting was!!
Still, this not a catatastrophe is, no mon ami, Mjürøse is to whit his bon Ami aglie much time spending looking forward too.
THIS, it promices to be teh week most exciting. Your bon ami Mîrhose will you keep infromed wiht all the exciting things that Agly and Merese will doing be doing. Now Mjorhosew must brakefast make -- cafe latte and croissants, mes amis!!!!!!
Still, this not a catatastrophe is, no mon ami, Mjürøse is to whit his bon Ami aglie much time spending looking forward too.
THIS, it promices to be teh week most exciting. Your bon ami Mîrhose will you keep infromed wiht all the exciting things that Agly and Merese will doing be doing. Now Mjorhosew must brakefast make -- cafe latte and croissants, mes amis!!!!!!
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