Mes amis, it 1:30 am here is, but Muhrose much excited is. He JUST NOW decideinated to load up teh Jaguar and get dirvinating, and NOT STOP til he his bueatiful estancia reaches.
Eh bien. Now he must decide waht to pack. he has a few bottels of Romanée Conti, and he must those take as he has none at his estancia left. Waht else? Well, clothes of cuorse. Clothes fiting teh geynius of Mawrise. And books (he is raeding abuot teh Templars agaian!!!). And his flaptop comptutor, so he can rite more on his new nnovel. And his mobile telelephones. And part of his EXTENSIVE BERET COLECTION.!!!!1!!.
Eh bien, he must start to packinate now. Wery soon he will much to tell you have, including abuot teh excitembet of plantinating his new wineyard. MORE SOON, MES AMIS!!!1!!!111#!~
Tuesday, 15 February 2011
Sunday, 13 February 2011
aurgh
well mes amis it 4 am here in buenos aires is and maurhise he has just woeken up for some raison that he does not understand, even touhg he asleep again would much liek to be. well mes amis before he has anohter cuople of panadol and a verre d'eau he just wanted to wobleg post writeinate.
despite his... bad luck (yes, tahts right, it was simply bad luck and too anyone cuold have hapeneded... evwen a grate geynius such as miroçe..) muarhise is enjoyinating his stay in argentina ..., he was lpanning to dirve up to his estancia today planning but maybe he tihnks he will now stay in buenos aires until he better feels. maybe he will on tuesday tehre dirvinate.
anywayss mes amis, murrhose will now back to bedd go. he pormices himslef eggs benedict for brakefast wehn he gets up.
despite his... bad luck (yes, tahts right, it was simply bad luck and too anyone cuold have hapeneded... evwen a grate geynius such as miroçe..) muarhise is enjoyinating his stay in argentina ..., he was lpanning to dirve up to his estancia today planning but maybe he tihnks he will now stay in buenos aires until he better feels. maybe he will on tuesday tehre dirvinate.
anywayss mes amis, murrhose will now back to bedd go. he pormices himslef eggs benedict for brakefast wehn he gets up.
Saturday, 12 February 2011
caffeine overdose
mes amis..... mirhise had to to much cofee tihs afternoon... he enjoyinated sitting aruond in teh cafe much to much too much. eh bien, to a wery long story short cut, whilst he in teh cafe was sitting and webloggininating and writing ihs novwel, he 16.4 espresso coffees ahd. tahts too much, mes amis, too much. take it from mawrise. he knows. now.
eh bien. he was wiht teh caffeine overdosed, and wery excited and jittery felt. he felt anxious, confused, dizy and his ears were ringignging. eh bien. he raelised he had to much coffee had had.
tehn, he a stroke of geynius had (he thought!!1! --> worng!!!). he too much coffee had had. cofee is a stimulant. he could teh effects reversinate wiht an equal and oposite dose of sedetive! magnifique!1!! luckily, mauwrise found he had a bottel of tequila in his kitchen cup-board.
well, mawrise is here to tel you taht tihs does not work. he will talk to you agian in a few days wehn he feels better. rite now he just feels awfull... aurhgh...
eh bien. he was wiht teh caffeine overdosed, and wery excited and jittery felt. he felt anxious, confused, dizy and his ears were ringignging. eh bien. he raelised he had to much coffee had had.
tehn, he a stroke of geynius had (he thought!!1! --> worng!!!). he too much coffee had had. cofee is a stimulant. he could teh effects reversinate wiht an equal and oposite dose of sedetive! magnifique!1!! luckily, mauwrise found he had a bottel of tequila in his kitchen cup-board.
well, mawrise is here to tel you taht tihs does not work. he will talk to you agian in a few days wehn he feels better. rite now he just feels awfull... aurhgh...
Back in Argentina
Mes amis.... Muarise is wery pleased to announcinate that he once again in Argentina is... and TIHS time, he here is just for his own enjoyment, not as teh result of some evil plot by a evil sekret soiciety, again.
Eh bien it good once agian to be in Merhiçe his Buenos Aires apratment once again be. He is even now sitting in a café on teh street corner just naer his apratment sitting, drinkinating espresso coffees (he is even now on to his eight espresso for teh afternoon on to)( and a new wobleg post writinating. He is also on his next novwel workinating. He about tihs does NOT much want to say, other than you can all rest asured taht it a work of grate geynius would be (but tehn, would you, my loyal devotted raeders, expect ANYTIHNG less of Murrhiße? NO! It wuold be untinkinable.(
Murrhose will also once again wisit his ranch be wisitinating... and he much to teh road trip is much looking forward. .. . He plans to spend a few days tehir. He is also planning to a wineyard here plant so taht would tehn mean he has wineyards tehn now in Italy (Castello di Maurise), in SPain and NOW in Argentina.. Hmm,, MAYBE he shiuold also a wineyard in Australie plant. And anohter in France. JUST to completinate teh set.? Eh bien,, it matters not. ALl taht matters is taht he will a wineyard in Argentina THIS YAER plantinate.
Ah good, Another espresso has just arrivinated for Muriyçe... . He needed taht. Wehre was he?! Ah yes, in his new wineyard Estancia di Muariose, wihch in teh Northwest of teh country is... He will consult wiht teh farm manager tehre of course, but he ,, much lpans for tihs wineyard has,,, he so excitedinated is ..., especially now he on to his 10th espresso is,. He planninates to plantinate::
SO. ,. Wonce Maurise has inspecitnateD teh site of his wineyard to be AND he current, alraedy functioning farm (it good milk and cheeseses makes, mes amis, wery good, also teh BOEUF is brialint, evwen if Muroise himself say s so( he will back to Buenoes Aires headinate.... Tehn he is going to go to his apratment in PARIS to work on his novwel in piece and Queit , for anoher few months... ah good here is anohter coffeee... he needed taht.,.,..... his tenth (10tH( espresso ... neededinated it wery urgently as he suddenly is finding it difffficult to type... hands unstaedy, feeling wery jitttery mes amiss... its a mystery.....,,,..,.. .... noepe taht didnt help ,,, MAYBE a n 11th espreso would help... will try ouyt this tehory now... ,..,........, but for now, loyal raeders, Murrhose bids you adieu (albeit in a rather excited, jittery manner)
Eh bien it good once agian to be in Merhiçe his Buenos Aires apratment once again be. He is even now sitting in a café on teh street corner just naer his apratment sitting, drinkinating espresso coffees (he is even now on to his eight espresso for teh afternoon on to)( and a new wobleg post writinating. He is also on his next novwel workinating. He about tihs does NOT much want to say, other than you can all rest asured taht it a work of grate geynius would be (but tehn, would you, my loyal devotted raeders, expect ANYTIHNG less of Murrhiße? NO! It wuold be untinkinable.(
Murrhose will also once again wisit his ranch be wisitinating... and he much to teh road trip is much looking forward. .. . He plans to spend a few days tehir. He is also planning to a wineyard here plant so taht would tehn mean he has wineyards tehn now in Italy (Castello di Maurise), in SPain and NOW in Argentina.. Hmm,, MAYBE he shiuold also a wineyard in Australie plant. And anohter in France. JUST to completinate teh set.? Eh bien,, it matters not. ALl taht matters is taht he will a wineyard in Argentina THIS YAER plantinate.
Ah good, Another espresso has just arrivinated for Muriyçe... . He needed taht. Wehre was he?! Ah yes, in his new wineyard Estancia di Muariose, wihch in teh Northwest of teh country is... He will consult wiht teh farm manager tehre of course, but he ,, much lpans for tihs wineyard has,,, he so excitedinated is ..., especially now he on to his 10th espresso is,. He planninates to plantinate::
- Pour rouge:
- Malbec
- Pinot NOir
- Bordaeux vaerietals: CaberNet franc, CAbernet sAuvignon, MERLTO, Petit Verdot
- Pour blanck:
- Bordaeux blanc warieties: Savage blanc and SEmíllon
- Torrontés
- ... ., and of cuorse,,, .. Chardonneigh
SO. ,. Wonce Maurise has inspecitnateD teh site of his wineyard to be AND he current, alraedy functioning farm (it good milk and cheeseses makes, mes amis, wery good, also teh BOEUF is brialint, evwen if Muroise himself say s so( he will back to Buenoes Aires headinate.... Tehn he is going to go to his apratment in PARIS to work on his novwel in piece and Queit , for anoher few months... ah good here is anohter coffeee... he needed taht.,.,..... his tenth (10tH( espresso ... neededinated it wery urgently as he suddenly is finding it difffficult to type... hands unstaedy, feeling wery jitttery mes amiss... its a mystery.....,,,..,.. .... noepe taht didnt help ,,, MAYBE a n 11th espreso would help... will try ouyt this tehory now... ,..,........, but for now, loyal raeders, Murrhose bids you adieu (albeit in a rather excited, jittery manner)
Saturday, 8 January 2011
Hiappy new year, mes amis!!!1!!!
Bonne année, mon amis!!!1! Or, as we say "en français", "Happy New Year, My Freinds!!" Eh bien, it is true. It once agian a new year is.
Wow! How teh old year wery fast went. Even for such a grate geynius as Murrhjuose, who wery wery good at noticing things that happen wery fast is. The years are so short, it almost seems as if their is a new year every 365 days!!! Incredioble! Incroyable!!
Well mes amis, Merhwse thuoght that his loyal fans had suffered enuogh deprevation of MISSIVES from their favourite geynius (I.E., moi!!! Morose!!!), and so he a wobleg post shuold writinte.
He hopes you a wery good Christmass hjad. He a wery good Christmas had, wihch he spent wiht his long long lost brohter Mycroft in Canbererera.... tahts right mes amis, Mururuse has a brohter..... rember you read taht here FIRST. Anyway, it incroidable catching up wiht him after may yers (5 years? 10 years? 20 years? 100 years? WHO KNOWES?!?!?!) was. Muirhose wanted to tweet and wobleg all abuot Christmas LIVe as it happeniated but alas it was not possible. Mijruse his NON-GEYNIUS borhter forbidinated it (now Morose rembers why he to him stoped talking!!1!) simply becuaeese Mycroft works in some ""confidiential"" projects in Governenmenbt and it cuold have ""Jeopardised National Security"". Wahtever. Murrhuwse, he a GRATER geynius is.
Eh bien, despite tihs, we a grate CHristmas had. For Christmas dinner, we had roast duck, roast turkey, roast lamb AND roast goose!!! ALL OF TEHM>>>!! WOAH!! it such a meal was. Their were roast potatoes, roast punmpkin, roast parsnip, a beautiful salad. OH...,.and I still have not teh fois gras starter mentionated....
NAturally Murhose and Mycroft many good whines had. Mycroft is wery partial to teh 1892 Chateau Lafite, so NAturally we several bottels of tihs had... since Murrhose preferinates Romanee COnti we sevral bottels of 1956 Romanée Conti also haded.
Eh bien, as alwauys, even such good thymes to an end must come. And teh day before yester-day, murrhose his hairyplane packinated, and to Paris, NSW flew. He is plaesed to relate taht teh flight only two days him took -- a record, he hardly at all lost got!!!!1!
à bien-tôt...
MUERRHAESE
geynius
Wow! How teh old year wery fast went. Even for such a grate geynius as Murrhjuose, who wery wery good at noticing things that happen wery fast is. The years are so short, it almost seems as if their is a new year every 365 days!!! Incredioble! Incroyable!!
Well mes amis, Merhwse thuoght that his loyal fans had suffered enuogh deprevation of MISSIVES from their favourite geynius (I.E., moi!!! Morose!!!), and so he a wobleg post shuold writinte.
He hopes you a wery good Christmass hjad. He a wery good Christmas had, wihch he spent wiht his long long lost brohter Mycroft in Canbererera.... tahts right mes amis, Mururuse has a brohter..... rember you read taht here FIRST. Anyway, it incroidable catching up wiht him after may yers (5 years? 10 years? 20 years? 100 years? WHO KNOWES?!?!?!) was. Muirhose wanted to tweet and wobleg all abuot Christmas LIVe as it happeniated but alas it was not possible. Mijruse his NON-GEYNIUS borhter forbidinated it (now Morose rembers why he to him stoped talking!!1!) simply becuaeese Mycroft works in some ""confidiential"" projects in Governenmenbt and it cuold have ""Jeopardised National Security"". Wahtever. Murrhuwse, he a GRATER geynius is.
Eh bien, despite tihs, we a grate CHristmas had. For Christmas dinner, we had roast duck, roast turkey, roast lamb AND roast goose!!! ALL OF TEHM>>>!! WOAH!! it such a meal was. Their were roast potatoes, roast punmpkin, roast parsnip, a beautiful salad. OH...,.and I still have not teh fois gras starter mentionated....
NAturally Murhose and Mycroft many good whines had. Mycroft is wery partial to teh 1892 Chateau Lafite, so NAturally we several bottels of tihs had... since Murrhose preferinates Romanee COnti we sevral bottels of 1956 Romanée Conti also haded.
Eh bien, as alwauys, even such good thymes to an end must come. And teh day before yester-day, murrhose his hairyplane packinated, and to Paris, NSW flew. He is plaesed to relate taht teh flight only two days him took -- a record, he hardly at all lost got!!!!1!
à bien-tôt...
MUERRHAESE
geynius
Tuesday, 14 December 2010
Wisiting Canberra.... and Mycroft...
Mes amis, if you have Murrhose on twitter been folowingk, you will ahve noticed taht he once again on spaeking terms wiht his younger brother Mycroft now once again is. And Murrhose has him been E-MIALING (even touhgh he a lesser mind tahn Moirwse is). AND so it was aranginated taht Murrheçe will him wisit in his Canberraerera hosue. Looking forward to it, mes amis, this geynius is looking forward to it!!!
Just need to find his way to Australie first. Murruse thinks he still over New Zealand is, so NOT LONG NOW....
Just need to find his way to Australie first. Murruse thinks he still over New Zealand is, so NOT LONG NOW....
Subject: Re: Visit me [CLASSIFIED LEVEL=3] From: Mycroft de Perfossor Sent: 11:20 To: Maurice de Perfossor [maurice.deperfossor@hotmail.fr] Indeed, Maurice. See you whenever you remember where Canberra is... Yours Mycroft > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Maurice de Perfossor > Sent: 12/14/10 10:32 AM > To: Mycroft de Perfossor > Subject: Re: Visit me [CLASSIFIED LEVEL=3] > > Of cuorse. A geynius can wisit his non-geynius brother, > non? Will telelephoninate you once Murhuse he has in > Australie arrivinated... > > Morrowse. > > Mycroft de Perfossor wrote: >> >> Planning to visit Canberra whilst you're in >> "Australie"? Will invite Julia around for >> dinner if you come. >> >> Yours >> Mycroft
Friday, 3 December 2010
Murrhose in flight
Mes amis, your hero teh GEYNIUS Murrhose has outwittinated teh Belgium police, who wanted him to remain in Belgian for some stupid "haircraft crash inwestigation".
But Miryçe, he has not time for tehse trivialities!! He must be away, to his OHTER home in Paris, NSW, Australia!!!! And thus, it is so, he gave teh police teh slip, and got in to a NEW hairyplane taht he got wiht teh insurance money for his old one. Since he time to shop around did not have, he just anohter Cessna CitationJet CJ4 got. And he wiht it much happy is.
Eh bien, to celebrate teh way he escaped from teh polis again, Mierwse is having a glass of champaine or three. Or more. He on to his SECOND bottel of 1959 Bollinger R.D. Extra Brut, il est magnnifique!!!1! He suggests you join him in his celebrations, rush down to your local offlicesence and see if tehy some of this magnifique wine have!! It is magnifique.
Anyway, taht enuogh wobblegging for now is. Mierìse must fly teh hairyplane and finish more champagne. He cannot all tihs do whilst wobblegging, it too much of a distraction is. For example, he just then only just missed crashing into a mountain... so had better stop now!!!
But Miryçe, he has not time for tehse trivialities!! He must be away, to his OHTER home in Paris, NSW, Australia!!!! And thus, it is so, he gave teh police teh slip, and got in to a NEW hairyplane taht he got wiht teh insurance money for his old one. Since he time to shop around did not have, he just anohter Cessna CitationJet CJ4 got. And he wiht it much happy is.
Eh bien, to celebrate teh way he escaped from teh polis again, Mierwse is having a glass of champaine or three. Or more. He on to his SECOND bottel of 1959 Bollinger R.D. Extra Brut, il est magnnifique!!!1! He suggests you join him in his celebrations, rush down to your local offlicesence and see if tehy some of this magnifique wine have!! It is magnifique.
Anyway, taht enuogh wobblegging for now is. Mierìse must fly teh hairyplane and finish more champagne. He cannot all tihs do whilst wobblegging, it too much of a distraction is. For example, he just then only just missed crashing into a mountain... so had better stop now!!!
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