Maurice must to Australai return....

MES AMIS!!! Muarice, he has to Austrailai urgently been called back urgently! He must there go NOW mes amis!!! He has on the next flight with Atterrissage Forcé booked himself. Again, he will be flying Atterrissage Forcé Ultra-Premium Executive First Class. The LUXURY, mes amis, it you would not beleive!

Eh bien, Muarhijçe he must now go. He will his Dodge Monaco to the hairport drive, and then the hairyplane to Austrillia catch. Once in Brisbane or Sydney or wherever it is to which Muirise flies, he will his Porsche Cayenne Turbo S SUV pick up, and to Paris Australia drivinate. Then he can turn off the light he in his house in Paris Australia left on, and then Mirise le genie can to Armidale France once again head back.

Eh bien, mes amis, you can see how dedicated to energy saving Mior®oßê is!!! He is ALL THAT WAY willing to fly just to a light switch off!

He will keep you updated with how this odyssey most exciting unfolds!!! KEep reading, readers most loyal!!! And you can bask in the genius of Maurice de Perfossor, genius! OR en francais: Mauricea jours de la Perfossor invités, un brillant nager dans la boîte (hmmm... GOogle Translate claims this translates as "Maurice Perfossor days of the guests, a brilliant swim in the box" -- GOOGLE!!! YOU MUCH WORK ON YOUR TRANSLATOR HAVE TO DO!!!)

Roman Treasure found in Northern France

From the Norwegian newspaper Den Ekorn Avis:

Roman Treasure found in Northern France

Luck doesn't come much better than it does for M. Caméléon de Madagascar. Whilst walking in the woods near his home in Pas-de-Calais, he spotted a Roman treasure hoard which archaeologists are already describing as "the find of the decade". Le Musee du Louvre has offered an undisclosed sum to M. de Madagascar for the find.

Well, Maurice, looks like this time it was 'the real thing', eh? Not some trick played on you by that reptilian friend of yours. Only trick he played was to actually collect the treasure that you couldn't be bothered to even look at properly.

Maurice 0, Chameleon 8.

Yours squrrelishly,

Ratatoskr.

This geynius is not fooled this time,, mes amis!!

Well, mes amis, Muirhose he was in the woods near his home in Armidale, France once again for a walk going. Well, when he was along the path through the woods walking he over something tripped! THis , it was most undignified for a geynius such as Miaeröçe!!! Well, when he went back to shout at whatever it was that tripped up the geynius Miroise, he found it was a buried Roman treasure!

FOr a moment, Miaeurowse he overjoyed was. Roman treasure! THis, it would more muney for Muirowse be. But then Maurose he rememebered. That chameleon in the area is! It must be him, mes amis, trying to your hero must magnifique trick again. Oh no, you cannot Murrhise the geynius the same way fool twice!

Eh bien, Muirise the geynius he took no further notice of this chameleleon most fiendish, he had it fooled! HE just on his way walked, not looking back at all!!!

MAIURHYSE 1, CHAMELEOEN 7. SO FAR, mes amis. WATCH THIS SPACE. Maurice le génie triomphe! Él no puede ser golpeado, mes amis, no siempre!!! No, en absoluto!!!!

Bad premonitions

Mes amis, a terrible thing it has happened just as Maerowse he for a drive about to go was! Just now, mes amis, Muirowse out to where he his cars keeps parked went. First Muirohse he had to decide which car to drivinate -- eventually he decided on teh Bugatti. Just as Mhaerwse he was teh car unlocking, he a sniggering from with the shrubbery heard!!! Miurose, he was gobsmacked. He, it could not believe! It must be that feindish chameleon! it must, mes amis!!!

Miorose, he straight back inside went. This too bad is, really. Just when things so well they were going. He does not know what will next happen -- but Miuarwise he does know that that chameleon it always trouble is. And moiuraêçe he never rwong is.

The berets of MEARUSE!

Mes amis, if you cannot to LONDON make it to the exhibition of Mauriose his berets look at, fear not! The V&A Museum, they plans have to the exhibition tour!

Eh bien, first it to Paris France will be going, then Armidale France, then to Berlin Germany.

After that it will through the USA (New York, San Francisco, Seattle, Deaver), then Australia (Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Paris, Brisbane, Wagga Wagga, Davenport) toouring!.

Mes amis, with it to all these MAJOR WROLD COSMOPOLITAN CENTRES going you cannot possibly miss out!

The Triumphe of MAURICE!!

Mes amis, your genius favorite Mearise de Parfessor is triumphing once again! Yes my freind things they are finally going well for our hero Mirise di Pirfissir! (that being me!)

The exhibition of Muarice his beret collection at the V&A MUsueum to a good start got off. There were at least 10 people at the opening, including rihc & famuous people. Muarise he estimates that at least 2 of these people actually meant to be there, and were not there just because they a wrong turning had made and now the way out could not again find.

And that, it is not all mes amis!!

Eh bien, also, Muirose his course "HIS987 The Norse Gods and Oral Hygiene: A study of Dental Wash and Dental Floss Usage Before AD 1100" at thte Université du Délire Iguane is well going. Muirise has severall students who on this corse enrolled, and he teaching them and sharing with them his wit and wisdom much enjoying is!

Also he at his old ALMA MATER, Université de la Nouvelle-Angleterre, is enjoying working much! It near his hosue in ARMIDALE FRANCE is so it convienient for Maerose is!!

Berets through the ages

MES AMIS!!! Muirouse much delighted to announce is that the Victoria & Albert Mueseum in London, SOuth Kensington, UK is to put on an exhibition centred around Miurose his Beret collection!!!! It "Berets through the ages: The collection of Prof. Mauirce de Perfossor" will be called!!!!!!!

Mes amis, the exhibition it next week opens, but for more details you can to the website of teh V&&A go: http://www.vam.ac.uk/exhibitions/mauricesberets!!!!!! SEE YOU THERE, MES AMIS!!!!!1!