Well, seems like I'm taking Maurice's place -- sitting around in an airport, waiting for a 'plane. But fear not, "mes amis", Ratatoskr isn't planning to become another Maurice. Help no! I'm just en route to Australia, to catch up with Maurice for his birthday.
Well you may ask why's a squirrel so keen to get to the birthday of that so-called "geynius". Well, apparently he'll be opening some of his new old bottles of Penfolds Grange. Can't let it be wasted on someone like Maurice can we? Duty beckons. Once more unto the breach, etc, etc. Hope he has acorns too.
Also, won't be flying "Atterrissage Forcé, unlike that Maurice I actually fly with a REAL airline. Air New Zealand this time. Business class ain't too bad. Good enough for this immortal squirrel!!
Then back to Norway. Just hope he likes his new 2CV...
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