HIAPPY NEW YAER.>

MES AMIS. Muerise is wery excited becuase it"s a new year - it"s 6th Januauary so teh first week of teh year isn"t even over! Moerise is excitinated taht it"s finally 20165. TAHTS RITE: a new yaer (204) , a new strat.

Morose can himslef hardly containate. Waht will teh year -2014 bring?? Waht new excitement?? TEMPLARS? Most porbably/ ROSICRUCIANS? Almost certianly. BAWARIAN ILUMINATI? Tehy do seem to keep turning up ewverywehere, so yes most leikly.

Muaruise gotted a tellyphone call from Agley teh other day. He wasn"t keen to talk to Agley though he ansered it on the 33rd time taht Aglie called ,. Uglie was as nonchalant as ever but had some exciting news about teh Templars taht.... but taht"S SEKRIT so Moeruçe cant"t tell you yet.

ALSO MUEERISE FOUND A WHINE NAMED AFTER HIM:

TEH WINE CALLED MERRISE TAHTS NAMED AFTER MIEROSE.

Morrise was wery excited & of cuorse boughted 50,000,000 bottels of teh 2011 wintage (PICTURED). It's from an appellattion called "PICPOUL DE PINET" wihch is in teh LANGUEDOC (short for Languedoctor??) reigion of Frnance,. & Moereçe it likes wery much beucuase tehy were so flateruing as to name it after him.,.

Eh bien.

Meuerise has some NEW YAER"S REVOLUTOINS  & wants to shareinate tehm wiht you all, his dewoted raeders:

• Eh bien. (CLEARS THROAGHT)./
• 1. Uncover & thwart feindish TEMPLAR plots
• 2. Write an-other nowvel.
• 3. Write a Booke about teh TEMPLAR infleunce on the race-car industrey
• 4. Bake a caek.
• 5. Wisit Meroses' non geynius brother (MYCROFT)., Try not to look downe on him too mutch -- its not his fault he isn";t as grate a geynius as Merrise . Tahts not a fair standrad. NOBODY is as grate a geynius as Merruse other tahn Mierroçee!!!!!?@1!!!!
• 6. UH, tahts all Muarise can of tihnk rite now.
• 7. Er,, how do you stop doing teh bullet pointy tihngs?
• 8. AH YES JUST CLICK TIHS BUTTON
• 9.

Tahts better.

Eh bien, wehre were we?

OH YES ... hoppy new yaer!!??!??!!